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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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turn-ons for men
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| September 3, 2012, 11:24 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
yup that about sums it up
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| September 3, 2012, 11:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: turn-ons for men
Yup that about says it all, if she's comfortable in your boxers and t shirt, she's comfortable out of them too.
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| September 3, 2012, 14:16 |
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Re: turn-ons for men
She forgot light switch. 
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| September 4, 2012, 02:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
The remote
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| September 4, 2012, 02:10 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
I think you made this much more complicated than it really is. Men like naked women and food.If you also let them have the remote without bitching at them and let them go to sleep after sex without making them cuddle then they will think you are a goddess.If you give them a beer when you hand them the remote and give them head and swallow they will beg you to marry them as they declare you being a goddess.Such simple creatures.....
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| September 4, 2012, 02:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: turn-ons for men
Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
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| September 5, 2012, 02:18 |
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 02:18)Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
She should also be able to fix all the farm equipment.
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| September 5, 2012, 04:36 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (OOMG @ September 5, 2012, 04:36) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 02:18)Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
She should also be able to fix all the farm equipment.
I can weld and turn a screw
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| September 5, 2012, 05:02 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 02:18)Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
I can run a John Deere,I drive snow mobile in the winter when the car wont be going anywhere and I also know how to drive a boat and even make minor repairs to it.I had sex in a hay stack on more than one occasion...does that count? Sorry don't know what a spotlite game is but I assume it is in the same genre as Xbox etc. I am just not into them. The last games I played were on Nintendo and it was Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and Tetris a little Super Mario Brothers(The first one.) and Duck hunt because they came with the game and they were in the bar I worked at as well. The last time was about 20-23 years ago except Tetris. I haven't really been into games since Atari and even then not so much.I was just too busy once I had kids, a job and had other types of games that I found much more fun to play with men.
And I might not be able to fix all farm equipment but I can hand you all the tools when you ask for them by name when you are fixing them. Yep, my parents didn't believe in girls not learning that stuff. I was the one that was helping my brother when he rebuilt his 65 mustang from bumper to bumper worked on the 64 with my other brother.I can also change my own tire and change my own oil if I ever needed to. Just don't tell my son or I'll never get him to do that stuff for me again.lol
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| September 5, 2012, 08:03 |
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Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 3, 2012, 11:24)turn-ons for men
They also like knowing you have nipples.
Oh PUHLEEEZE!!!! Women like men's parts as much as we like women's!
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| September 5, 2012, 12:50 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 5, 2012, 12:50) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 3, 2012, 11:24)turn-ons for men
They also like knowing you have nipples.
Oh PUHLEEEZE!!!! Women like men's parts as much as we like women's!
Snicker, snicker, snicker... And, how is that working for you?
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| September 5, 2012, 12:56 |
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Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2012, 12:56) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 5, 2012, 12:50) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 3, 2012, 11:24)turn-ons for men
They also like knowing you have nipples.
Oh PUHLEEEZE!!!! Women like men's parts as much as we like women's!
Snicker, snicker, snicker... And, how is that working for you?
We're just more willing to have our parts liked than you are. Men, by nature, are sluts !
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| September 5, 2012, 13:12 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2012, 05:02) QUOTE (OOMG @ September 5, 2012, 04:36) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 02:18)Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
She should also be able to fix all the farm equipment.
I can weld and turn a screw
Why doesn't that surprise me? can you weld with mig and stick? I have some repairs to do around here, Bailer Girl........oh and Newbs I'm actually impressed, although , spotliting game is hunting in the dark" usually predators", but I'll let it slide, you probably don't get the chance to do much of that, considering your location.....Kiss, I bought myself a frog gig, I just need some instruction, topless of course, and yes men are mostly all sluts , its in our nature.
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| September 5, 2012, 16:43 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 16:43) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2012, 05:02) QUOTE (OOMG @ September 5, 2012, 04:36) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2012, 02:18)Allright ...Yes I like being the master of my own remote control, and yes swallowing is very high on the list, and yah... she should have an hour glass figure, but I get to cook........yet the perfect woman needs to know how to run a john deere, spotlite game, and stack hay bales in the loft in such a way as it is convieniant to have sex on them......now there is the perfect woman!!!
For the record Free
She should also be able to fix all the farm equipment.
I can weld and turn a screw Why doesn't that surprise me? can you weld with mig and stick? I have some repairs to do around here, Bailer Girl........oh and Newbs I'm actually impressed, although , spotliting game is hunting in the dark" usually predators", but I'll let it slide, you probably don't get the chance to do much of that, considering your location.....Kiss, I bought myself a frog gig, I just need some instruction, topless of course, and yes men are mostly all sluts , its in our nature.
For the record Free, I never said we don't like "guy parts". As a matter of fact I kind of love them.
As for the "spotlite" thing you mentioned my boys used to do something like that when they were in scouts or when we are on camp outs. The real difference was they didn't hunt except with cameras.I spent time in the mountains and woods more often than you think. My brother even lives in a log cabin in the woods. My daughter used to love going out in the woods with her brothers to look for animals and even just play a game "Capture the flag". I have a feeling that she wouldn't find it as much fun at this age.She knows to be afraid these days of walking through the woods at night. I have to admit you would never get me to go hunting.
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| September 6, 2012, 01:07 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
Bet I could get you to go hunting. Depends on the game we want to catch.
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| September 6, 2012, 22:57 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 6, 2012, 22:57)Bet I could get you to go hunting. Depends on the game we want to catch.
Sometimes it's more fun being the game.
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| September 7, 2012, 00:57 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 7, 2012, 00:57) QUOTE (kamarel @ September 6, 2012, 22:57)Bet I could get you to go hunting. Depends on the game we want to catch.
Sometimes it's more fun being the game.
Here chickie, chickie, chickie.
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| September 7, 2012, 01:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 7, 2012, 01:49) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 7, 2012, 00:57) QUOTE (kamarel @ September 6, 2012, 22:57)Bet I could get you to go hunting. Depends on the game we want to catch.
Sometimes it's more fun being the game.
Here chickie, chickie, chickie.
Ummmmm Kam it's not yet hunting season......that would make you a poacher, and i see you've brought your gun.
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| September 7, 2012, 01:51 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
its bow season..... over here...
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| September 7, 2012, 03:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (ashkats @ September 7, 2012, 03:40)its bow season..... over here...
just started here this week as well....but that ain't a bow Kams holding.
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| September 8, 2012, 07:40 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 8, 2012, 07:40) QUOTE (ashkats @ September 7, 2012, 03:40)its bow season..... over here... just started here this week as well....but that ain't a bow Kams holding.
No he isn't holding a bow. He does have a riding crop in his bag of toys. He has all kinds of things in there. Some that I can't get the nerve up to try but so far never been disappointed in the things I have tried.
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| September 8, 2012, 22:09 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 8, 2012, 22:09) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 8, 2012, 07:40) QUOTE (ashkats @ September 7, 2012, 03:40)its bow season..... over here... just started here this week as well....but that ain't a bow Kams holding.
No he isn't holding a bow. He does have a riding crop in his bag of toys. He has all kinds of things in there. Some that I can't get the nerve up to try but so far never been disappointed in the things I have tried.
Different game, needs different equipment.
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| September 9, 2012, 11:35 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
It's RABBIT SEASON.....(place on any setting you'd like)
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| September 9, 2012, 12:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
I have seen a waskly wabbit here. Nice tail too.
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| September 9, 2012, 13:03 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
Ya just can't generalize men or woman......it's not true all the time, and not fair. Am I whining? lol.....so be it!
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| September 9, 2012, 15:42 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 9, 2012, 12:30)
It's RABBIT SEASON.....(place on any setting you'd like)
Hmmm Rabbit Season? HEY!!! Didn't you have a fluffy tail Sexy little nose and cute whiskers a while back?.Seems like it.That gives a new meaning to Rabbit Season,and A Tastier Dish of Hasenpfeffer you won't find..MMMMMM Rabbit Season indeed
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| September 9, 2012, 16:00 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 9, 2012, 12:30)
It's RABBIT SEASON.....(place on any setting you'd like)
Duck Season!
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| September 9, 2012, 20:37 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: turn-ons for men
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 9, 2012, 20:37) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 9, 2012, 12:30)
It's RABBIT SEASON.....(place on any setting you'd like)
Duck Season!
Ha Ha Ha....I can't even begin to go down this road with you. I know better.
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| September 10, 2012, 00:41 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: turn-ons for men
Ted Nugent not only rocks, but rules too. Any expanation needed?
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| September 10, 2012, 00:52 |
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Re: turn-ons for men
MEEP, MEEP!
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| September 10, 2012, 01:29 |
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