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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Joseph and his bicycle
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500,000 mortgage and no bike!
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| August 30, 2012, 23:05 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Joseph and his bicycle
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| August 31, 2012, 08:08 |
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