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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 22, 2012, 17:48) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 22, 2012, 16:06) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 22, 2012, 14:06)4 am couldn't find my dress. Searched and searched. Finally found it hanging from a ceillng fan. Then almost took a wrong turn going home, Thinking "Where am I"? You'll figure it out when you hit U.S. customs and they ask "how long have you been in Canada ? "......you left an earing here.
I'm always losing an earring! Well it is too large to be one of your nipple rings.....and I'd notice if you lost one of those.
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October 23, 2012, 15:50 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I've changed my name to something way shorter. Apparently, GG has taken on its own name and everyone knows me that way. So I went with it. The 317, is my birth date and no relation to a bible verse.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. (john 317)
Yeah, right...wait. what?...
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November 7, 2012, 02:31 |
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I dont like it. GG is you
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November 7, 2012, 03:12 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Did I nention Im a lesbian. Must be true, Ive loved women all my life.
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November 7, 2012, 03:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 7, 2012, 03:12)I dont like it. GG is you I second that !!
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November 7, 2012, 04:17 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 22, 2012, 16:06) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 22, 2012, 14:06)4 am couldn't find my dress. Searched and searched. Finally found it hanging from a ceillng fan. Then almost took a wrong turn going home, Thinking "Where am I"? You'll figure it out when you hit U.S. customs and they ask "how long have you been in Canada ? "......you left an earing here. . You kill me Syb, thats just funny. I went to the Calgary Stamede tours ago. Much bigger deal than the Ellesburg Washington rodeo, the town I was born in. (I snuck into Canada. Was that wrong?) What is the penallty for jumping the boarder, and statute of limitations?
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November 7, 2012, 05:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
They make you listen to our silly accent for a year, shovel snow for six months in front of Richard Simmons house while he screams nonsensical advice at you ,wearing a pink tank top and green speedo's..it's not so bad.
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November 7, 2012, 08:17 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 7, 2012, 08:17)They make you listen to our silly accent for a year, shovel snow for six months in front of Richard Simmons house while he screams nonsensical advice at you ,wearing a pink tank top and green speedo's..it's not so bad.
Do you speak from some type of experience you would like to share?
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November 7, 2012, 10:04 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Good comback Newbs, and Im scewed, crap.
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November 7, 2012, 12:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I'm still dealing with the mental trauma ...so....no , we are still trying to figure out how he got into Canada, and even more important, how we can get rid of him. Every time he gets arrested for deportation,he manages to slip out of the handcuffs because of his oiled up arms, and distracts the RCMP , while escaping with his girly running style and crying fits, the cops end up laughing so hard , pursuit is impossible. So he remains here in Canada, to annoy the masses.
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November 7, 2012, 18:29 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Well, I get a kick,outta giving ppl a good laugh, and, when did you see me run? My nature is not to run from anything, but run to something.
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November 7, 2012, 19:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
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November 7, 2012, 20:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (perveman @ November 7, 2012, 19:52)Well, I get a kick,outta giving ppl a good laugh, and, when did you see me run? My nature is not to run from anything, but run to something. not you ...RICHARD SIMMONS !! even I wouldn't insult you like that Perve...well maybe I would ...but not today.
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November 7, 2012, 22:36 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I dont know, Richard Simmons could be kinda hot. Think if I were gay , Id jump him. He would have to have his mouth taped shut though. Anyone seen his butt? Just frigging kidding, maybe this should be moved to the joke section, or maybe a new one, the "Sick section". I could learn to hate myself.
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November 8, 2012, 01:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I am an excellent dancer!!
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November 13, 2012, 23:15 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!
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November 13, 2012, 23:36 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 23:36)
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!
I'm partially tone deaf...whaaa?...
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November 14, 2012, 00:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I paint and I'm really not bad at it. I need to start painting again, as it is very relaxing. Of course, that may be attributed to some of the beer and alcohol I consume while painting.
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November 14, 2012, 00:40 |
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I like to paint pictures ^.^
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November 14, 2012, 02:24 |
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
This just my alter ego. In real life, I'm millionaire Bruce Wayne
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November 25, 2012, 21:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 23:15)
I am an excellent dancer!!
Can you two step ? I was going to comment on using a pole for balance , but that would be rude.
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November 28, 2012, 22:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 23:36)
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!
NOW what did one of us do ? If it was me, I'm sorry for whatever it appears I may have done....or didn't do......or may have done in the future..or didn't do right....shit I'm so confused.
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November 28, 2012, 22:55 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I think I did somethimg wrong too, I get no more emails.
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November 28, 2012, 23:13 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I'm double-jointed. I can bend my fingers at the joint just behind my nails without bending my knuckles. Looks gross, but I have used it to get me out of gym class a lot when I was a kid...
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November 28, 2012, 23:58 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I once had an argument with and English teacher that sent me straight to the office, because it confused her with me saying in a Shakespearean tone. She started it, by referring to the class that I may be retarded, by Shakespeare's standards...
"Thou art a churlish, dismal-dreaming fustilarian!"...
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November 29, 2012, 00:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 25, 2012, 21:46)This just my alter ego. In real life, I'm millionaire Bruce Wayne
No, I'm not putting on my Wonder Woman suit and sucking your dick!
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November 29, 2012, 02:35 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 28, 2012, 22:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 23:15)
I am an excellent dancer!!
Can you two step ? I was going to comment on using a pole for balance , but that would be rude.
Yes, I can two step, and waltz. I am flexible and working out on a pole takes a great deal of flexibility and strength.
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November 29, 2012, 02:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Yes I'm aware of that...
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November 29, 2012, 07:25 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I made a high school teacher quit. I was nuttin nice when I was a kid.
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November 29, 2012, 09:21 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (perveman @ November 29, 2012, 09:21)I made a high school teacher quit. I was nuttin nice when I was a kid.
I made one have to leave school also, a Mr. Cubine due to his blood pressure. I was 12.
As Free said, "EVILBITCH"
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November 29, 2012, 11:49 |
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 29, 2012, 02:35) QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 25, 2012, 21:46)This just my alter ego. In real life, I'm millionaire Bruce Wayne
No, I'm not putting on my Wonder Woman suit and sucking your dick!
How many times do I have to tell you? You dont need the suit!!
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November 29, 2012, 12:30 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Ditto that Free.
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November 29, 2012, 12:37 |
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NatalieSimpson
32 / female New York, California, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Sometimes a laugh like a pig.. LOL
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November 29, 2012, 17:12 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (NatalieSimpson @ November 29, 2012, 17:12)Sometimes a laugh like a pig.. LOL
Pigs laugh?
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November 29, 2012, 17:53 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Snort snort.
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November 29, 2012, 18:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
My mouth is really not that big!
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November 29, 2012, 18:28 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 29, 2012, 18:28)
My mouth is really not that big!
(Dont do it Free. Walk away from that remark!)
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November 29, 2012, 18:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 29, 2012, 18:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 29, 2012, 18:28)
My mouth is really not that big!
(Dont do it Free. Walk away from that remark!)
It isn't worth it...I had to resist myself as well...just walk away..
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November 29, 2012, 23:05 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 29, 2012, 23:05) QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 29, 2012, 18:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 29, 2012, 18:28)
My mouth is really not that big!
(Dont do it Free. Walk away from that remark!)
It isn't worth it...I had to resist myself as well...just walk away..
Right? I'm sure I'm gonna pay for that!
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November 30, 2012, 13:05 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 30, 2012, 13:05)
Wow, you said a mouthful there...
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December 1, 2012, 20:33 |
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