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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I didn't have a nightmare last night
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| September 8, 2012, 14:03 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I love guitars, I have six but have had many more. First off they are usually woman shaped...
Secondly they are made from life and they stay in motion the wood does. As it ages it gets better, it moves with the weather......a good acoustic likes to be set in front of a stereo, the wood likes the resonance...such character as no two are exactly the same....Hey! Like Woman!!!
When asked "Damn how many guitars do you need???"
Simple " Just one more.....just one more."
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| September 9, 2012, 15:48 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
In high school, I played in the band. In marching band, it was clarinet and alto-sax. In stage band, it was second-chair-tenor-sax and in concert band, it was second-string clarinet, alto-clarinet, tenor-clarinet, oboe, and bassoon (not all at once......I had a set of lungs in those days...   )
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| September 9, 2012, 16:07 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I'd like to learn to play a Harmonica.
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| September 9, 2012, 16:09 |
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo
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| September 9, 2012, 17:01 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
One of my grandmother's wrote a joke that's in an official joke book. The joke goes; Why did the moron walk into the tall grass?...because it tickled him. She used to laugh even before the punchline, so it seemed hysterical when I was seven and she made it up... I can't be sure, but I think she may have had a hand in the old peanut joke too.
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| September 9, 2012, 17:30 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo
The Khaki Kazoo? Never heard it referred to like that before!
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| September 9, 2012, 18:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Im glad that in my rock band days, I stayed local, never got discovered, made it big. I would have gotten caught up in it ALL, (I know me) and went out Joplin style. So, that seemed to work out in the end.
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| September 9, 2012, 19:04 |
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 9, 2012, 18:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo
The Khaki Kazoo? Never heard it referred to like that before!
Cuz I made that up, a full pot of coffee in a short time and stuff starts poppin' out like that.
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| September 10, 2012, 15:46 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I was into ballet since I was a little kid and even taught it for a little while to elementary school kids. I was a gymnast from the time I was in elementary school until I got pregnant with my oldest son.I was also an avid water skier since I was 5 years old and stopped only due to my car accident injuries.I even did things like standing on shoulders while the person below me was on skis as well as many other tricks.I also was into horse back riding since I was a little kid as well. I had a stable up the street from my house.I was was pretty much into sports in general but those were my main sports.I was a work out junkie for most of my younger life.
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| September 10, 2012, 22:12 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 10, 2012, 15:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 9, 2012, 18:55) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo
The Khaki Kazoo? Never heard it referred to like that before!
Cuz I made that up, a full pot of coffee in a short time and stuff starts poppin' out like that.
Is a Khaki Kazoo like a Hillbilly Bone? "Ive always wanted to do a bone song!" LMAO! (please tell me you know that song!)
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| September 11, 2012, 03:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
My hair is still down to my shoulders, and I wear it in a ponytail. Wtf, how stuck in the past can I be? I see other guys my age (whatever that is today), with a ponytail and think, "What an idiot." Oh ya Free and Chazzy, I play air harmonica.
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| September 11, 2012, 11:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo
I've a Kazoo that hasn't been hummed in a while....but we may not be talking about the same thing.
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| September 17, 2012, 18:49 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 17, 2012, 18:49) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo I've a Kazoo that hasn't been hummed in a while....but we may not be talking about the same thing.
You need to be blown for awhile?
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| September 17, 2012, 20:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 17, 2012, 20:52) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 17, 2012, 18:49) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 9, 2012, 17:01)I've been known to hum a few bars on the Khaki Kazoo I've a Kazoo that hasn't been hummed in a while....but we may not be talking about the same thing.
You need to be blown for awhile?
Now your catching on !!
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| September 17, 2012, 20:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Hey, hey. The ole perves not feeling the love here.
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| September 17, 2012, 22:14 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (perveman @ September 17, 2012, 22:14)Hey, hey. The ole perves not feeling the love here.
why's that Perve? are your hands too cold?  that sounds like a personal problem to me....
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| September 18, 2012, 02:14 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ September 18, 2012, 02:14) QUOTE (perveman @ September 17, 2012, 22:14)Hey, hey. The ole perves not feeling the love here. why's that Perve? are your hands too cold? that sounds like a personal problem to me....
Now THAT was freakin' funny !!!
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| September 18, 2012, 03:50 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 18, 2012, 03:50) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ September 18, 2012, 02:14) QUOTE (perveman @ September 17, 2012, 22:14)Hey, hey. The ole perves not feeling the love here. why's that Perve? are your hands too cold? that sounds like a personal problem to me.... Now THAT was freakin' funny !!!
. Dammit, that WAS funny. Crap.
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| September 18, 2012, 09:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I can speak squirrel.
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| September 18, 2012, 12:58 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 18, 2012, 12:58)
I can speak squirrel.
I'm feeling a nut joke coming on
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| September 18, 2012, 13:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Glad you caught that Free. I did'nt. Im like a mushroom. Kept in the dark, and shit all over me. Just kidding, they don't keep me in the dark.
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| September 18, 2012, 13:15 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Admiring my cut, bruises, and scrapes.
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| September 18, 2012, 19:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 18, 2012, 19:21)
Admiring my cut, bruises, and scrapes.
That must have been a hell of a big flying lizard !
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| September 18, 2012, 21:14 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I can speak fluent mumble...You know you're doing it right when everyone stops what they are doing to look at you and say, "What did ya say?!"... 
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| September 19, 2012, 00:47 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I'm allergic to walnuts...makes my windpipe close up tight... 
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| September 19, 2012, 00:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I do prefer to be naked!
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| September 20, 2012, 02:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 20, 2012, 02:16)
I do prefer to be naked!
listen....the subject line says" things you wouldn't know"...
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| September 20, 2012, 02:19 |
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 20, 2012, 02:19) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 20, 2012, 02:16)
I do prefer to be naked!
listen....the subject line says" things you wouldn't know"...
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| September 20, 2012, 02:41 |
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lonelynhorny17
32 / female
Tez, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
i wud love 2 hv  n  sex..... <3
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| September 20, 2012, 10:12 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 20, 2012, 02:16)
I do prefer to be naked!
I would prefer you were naked too. lol
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| September 22, 2012, 18:54 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I have a feezer full of beef and can't cook a steak to save my life,without ruining it  .but I'm working on getting better,its all new to this single kid..
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| September 22, 2012, 20:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I'm single, Horny as hell ,Was drunk last night and I turned down Sex with some newly devorced drunk little thing my friends tryed leaving at my house.OMG theres no hope for me.  .. lol..
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| September 22, 2012, 20:16 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I think there is a rain cloud following me today,every time I try to leave the house it rains..
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| September 22, 2012, 23:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (onehornee @ September 22, 2012, 23:26)I think there is a rain cloud following me today,every time I try to leave the house it rains..
you sure thats not a flock of pigeons, and not a raincloud ? you don't want to be the smelly kid in class.
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| September 22, 2012, 23:32 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Nah I got lots an lots of bird shot its not anything live. lol..
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| September 22, 2012, 23:33 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Sometimes I feel like an alien that got left on this planet by mistake..
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| September 23, 2012, 03:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Fluids! I'm all about fluids. From the moment I wake up and all day long. I always have a glass in my hand. It starts with juice, milk, coffee, water. Through the day is tea, soda, water, and of course the adult beverages.
I don't think this is normal?!
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| September 23, 2012, 12:11 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2012, 12:11)
Fluids! I'm all about fluids. From the moment I wake up and all day long. I always have a glass in my hand. It starts with juice, milk, coffee, water. Through the day is tea, soda, water, and of course the adult beverages.
I don't think this is normal?!
I am exactly the same way except for the tea and soda. So I guess Im not normal either!
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| September 23, 2012, 12:44 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 23, 2012, 12:44) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2012, 12:11)
Fluids! I'm all about fluids. From the moment I wake up and all day long. I always have a glass in my hand. It starts with juice, milk, coffee, water. Through the day is tea, soda, water, and of course the adult beverages.
I don't think this is normal?!
I am exactly the same way except for the tea and soda. So I guess Im not normal either!
Its more normal then you realize,I do alot of water,no pop,sometimes tea,then beer or likewise on the weekends.
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| September 23, 2012, 13:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 23, 2012, 12:44) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2012, 12:11)
Fluids! I'm all about fluids. From the moment I wake up and all day long. I always have a glass in my hand. It starts with juice, milk, coffee, water. Through the day is tea, soda, water, and of course the adult beverages.
I don't think this is normal?!
I am exactly the same way except for the tea and soda. So I guess Im not normal either!
The word "normal" probably shouldn't be used to loosley around here...why do you think we all want to hang out together in the first place.?
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| September 23, 2012, 15:28 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I am a good listener dispite the fact I never shut Up..
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| September 24, 2012, 18:24 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
If didn't know them, how would I know to list them?... 
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| September 24, 2012, 22:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
There is no way to mend a broken lariat .......a mule won't kick , unless he's absolutley sure he'll hit you, and trust me he will...
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| September 26, 2012, 03:36 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
I don't make strange sentences in english on purpose.
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| September 26, 2012, 07:09 |
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 24, 2012, 22:36)If didn't know them, how would I know to list them?...
My Friend, you are a very deep thinker!
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| September 26, 2012, 11:54 |
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
"Words with Friends" can be a very erotic game, if you have the right opponent. Maybe that's why they wouldn't let Alec Baldwin play it on the airplane??
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| September 26, 2012, 14:04 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Even tho I make friends easy on the website,I'm not like that in the world.
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| September 26, 2012, 21:06 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
Sometimes I'm a recluse.
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| September 29, 2012, 14:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Things You Wouldn't Know
QUOTE (onehornee @ September 29, 2012, 14:53)Sometimes I'm a recluse.
Welcome to the club.
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| September 29, 2012, 14:55 |
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