So Free , Wanderingstar , Perve, Gentlegiant, Darkshadow, Kam, and Sy, walk into a peeler bar,to take Chunkster out for his birthday,and of course take front row seats in gynacology row, who gets kicked out first, and why?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 26, 2012, 18:15)


Holy Sheep Shit Dude! Isnt it a bit early to be drinking already??

Ya'll are fun... kneeeeey!

Oh ok...now i need to go find my pink chaps, and go check on my herd of sheep.

Oh, NOW I get what a peeler bar is!!!!! And the gynecology row makes more sense to me now too. I honestly had no idea what you meant, hence the comment about the early boozin!

See ..they were wrong you did get a little bit of cake. Dark ...I'm still not happy with your version, but in reality , that's probably what would happen, the only part you left out , was when Perve got thrown out for using his handheld device in a inappropriate manner.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 27, 2012, 22:38)


He not supposed to cut the cake with that!

*blinks*
"Me?" I ask innocently

  QUOTE (kamarel @ August 26, 2012, 21:05)


There is nothing innocent about you. Especially if you were in a strip club.

For the record I think Kam would be thrown out first. He has no shame, no edit button and doesn't give a damn about rules or what people think of him. He would see a naked woman with her legs spread in front of him and do his usual "HMMM!" then his mind (I said mind, not common sense)would take over because he would see that as an invitation.At least that's what happens when I'm in front of him naked with my legs spread.

Nah.... I'd bet my last dollar on Perve getting tossed out first, think about it, all these extra hot naked women, covered in oil, sliding up and down a pole. Meanwhile Perve has to sit in a chair and behave himself , not touch the peelers, hand over his money as tips.......and keep his clothes on....come on ,it would be inevitable....and I still ain't singing rhinestone cowboy...that would just be wrong.

I love it how everyone Thinks i'd not get kicked out or leave last lol

Speaking as someone who worked in stripper clubs I will explain... Kam, that is the kind of stuff that gets you and your friends kicked out very unceremoniously...So the real answer is you would all get kicked out but, it would be Kam's fault!

Did I mention he doesn't like rules and can't be embarrassed?I can give examples to prove my point if need be.Like him trying to get me to take my clothes off at the hospital while he was waiting for the doctor to look at his possibly broken wrist.I wont even mention what he was trying to do to me with the uninjured hand.

Speaking as someone who worked in stripper clubs I will explain... Kam, that is the kind of stuff that gets you and your friends kicked out very unceremoniously...So the real answer is you would all get kicked out but, it would be Kam's fault!

Did I mention he doesn't like rules and can't be embarrassed?I can give examples to prove my point if need be.Like him trying to get me to take my clothes off at the hospital while he was waiting for the doctor to look at his possibly broken wrist.I wont even mention what he was trying to do to me with the uninjured hand.