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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh"
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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| August 26, 2012, 15:43 |
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Re: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Lol!  
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| August 26, 2012, 21:34 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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| August 26, 2012, 23:27 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
I am an excellent gardner. Ok perve, shut up.
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| August 26, 2012, 23:57 |
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