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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 24, 2012, 23:41)So this is slightly off colour, and I was a little drunk when I heard it, so I apologize in advance.... 
If there is a woman battered every minute in North America....
why have I been eating my pussy raw , all this time.? 
Raw pussy is juicy pussy!
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| November 24, 2012, 23:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 24, 2012, 23:46) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 24, 2012, 23:41)So this is slightly off colour, and I was a little drunk when I heard it, so I apologize in advance....
If there is a woman battered every minute in North America....
why have I been eating my pussy raw , all this time.?
Raw pussy is juicy pussy!
Oh Yah...thanks for clearing that up....  
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| November 24, 2012, 23:48 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Randomness.
Can't seem to figure out how a bag of microwave popcorn can go from 280mgs of sodium for 2 tablespoons unpopped to 1400mgs when it's popped?...
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| November 29, 2012, 08:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (GG317 @ November 29, 2012, 08:22)Can't seem to figure out how a bag of microwave popcorn can go from 280mgs of sodium for 2 tablespoons unpopped to 1400mgs when it's popped?...
. Suppose thats just another mystery in life. either. Guess I could ask my oldest son, he very knowledge of most things.
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| November 29, 2012, 09:16 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I am not optomistic of direction our country. Is going, especially beginning Jan 1. No details. Im truly getting more serious about miving to Canada. Been ti Calgary, that would work.
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| November 30, 2012, 16:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
"Bump and Grind" car repair. True story!!
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| November 30, 2012, 16:42 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Just out of curiosity, anyone know why some of the regulars are deleting thier pics?
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| November 30, 2012, 16:45 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Youtube must see. NYPD officer, buys boots for homeless man. Too cool.
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| November 30, 2012, 22:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
saw that on the news today, random act of kindness,...very cool
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| November 30, 2012, 22:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Another Youtube deal, that Free will appreciate as much as I did. Michael Jacksons Billie Jean, as done by Sungha Jung.
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| November 30, 2012, 22:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Just about to go to sleep. Got my 3 day run off white cat on my lap, and the siamese looking kitty laying against my leg, both sleeping. Dont want daddy to go anywhere till mama gets back out of the hospital. Been there way too many weeks.
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| December 1, 2012, 03:14 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ November 30, 2012, 22:57)Another Youtube deal, that Free will appreciate as much as I did. Michael Jacksons Billie Jean, as done by Sungha Jung.
. I quote myself, how arrogant. Free, check it out. If we could have streatched strings on the axe like that at that kids age, we would have been mega superstars today.
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| December 1, 2012, 03:38 |
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NatalieSimpson
32 / female
New York, California, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ August 25, 2012, 01:40)Put some clothes on! If ya dont know what to wear, I will grab a shower curtain!
LOL..
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| December 1, 2012, 05:01 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Was just googling a few things, and was invited to join Twitter. Well, they wanted my full name and password. Hell no. Just like when I thought Id join Face book. They had the model number of my phone already. I bowed out. What the hell? Will they want to come search my home, anf then check my financials? They just have or wanted too much info. Even the ole perve needs SOME privacy. Shits not right in my book. They can  me.
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| December 1, 2012, 15:14 |
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ December 1, 2012, 03:14)Just about to go to sleep. Got my 3 day run off white cat on my lap, and the siamese looking kitty laying against my leg, both sleeping. Dont want daddy to go anywhere till mama gets back out of the hospital. Been there way too many weeks.
I have to open a browser to the 24 hour live kitty cam for one of my cats, when he sees me on the laptap he jumps up, sits on my lap and loves watching the kittens playing.
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| December 2, 2012, 13:12 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Dammit, I cant cam. But my little lost come home, and I got momma home yesterday. Chazzy, write Kiss and she can fill you in on my new situation, and responsibilities. Thx 
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| December 2, 2012, 13:24 |
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Re: Randomness.
I'll carry a little smile on my face today just knowing she's home with you and the babies again.
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| December 2, 2012, 14:11 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Thx Chazzy. I still dont proof read, it was my white kitty, Casper that darted and was gone for 3 days. Finally she ran by my front door, and was able to snatch her. She loves being home with her daddy and sisters, right back on my chest smooching with me. I was so worried ppl would mistreat her, or worse. She came home clean and safe, but hungry. Mamma was gone for a month. I just wasnt doing good. Its ok now, thx for your concern. Hope all is well with you. Been up since 1 this morning, up and down at least 3O times. Im beat.
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| December 2, 2012, 14:58 |
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Re: Randomness.
I bet you are tired, being a caregiver myself I've been up since 4 am with many trips up and down the stairs.
Glad you are all together again.
Got a note from Kss,Perv. Thanks Kss!
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| December 2, 2012, 16:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
One of my mottos is, I live in the past, makes the future predictable. Must have let my gaurd down for a minute, lived in the present, and all of november turned to shit. Which makes the saying, shit happens. No where to go from here is up, which is cool.
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| December 2, 2012, 19:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Good to hear Perve....very good !!
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| December 2, 2012, 21:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Thx Syb, appreciate, appreciate. Now Im kicking back on my hammock/bed, with 2 cats and a kitty, on one of my few breaks. I actually cooked up some of my tweeked mac and cheese, in between cleaning, doing the dishs, laundry, taking trash out twice, and caregiving. The caregiving is a bit more intense since she can no longer stand to go her potty chair next to her bed. Thats ok, Ill adjust. Im just happy we have our complete little family back.
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| December 2, 2012, 22:13 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Fortunatly, the adjustment of my additional care giving duties are going well. Still more time consuming, up longer in the middle of the night, etc., just gotta do what I gotta do. Its all good.
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| December 3, 2012, 14:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Damn, my charge went to sleep on her bed, 3:30 in the afternoon, Im kicking back on my bed, maybe I will finally get more than 3 to 5 hours of sleep tonight. But have still been able to keep the place in order regardless. So ha ha. 
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| December 3, 2012, 22:30 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Randomness.
I got my best-friend to laugh so hard today, that I bet his sides still hurt. We were bored and cleaning out the store. The girl who works there got out the big broom and started sweeping. She made the dust rise up and claim the open air so bad, that we had to open both the front and back doors for ventilation. For some reason, maybe because I was bored I don't know, but I stood in front of the main door. With the wind rushing in, I stood there arms outstretched and feet together. I began to rock back and forth not saying a word.
"What the hell are you doing?!" he asked. I don't know what came over me, but I used a little kids voice and said,
"Look at meeee, I'm a kite! Weeee!" He laughed so hard that I thought he was going to pass out from the fact that he no longer was getting air. He has high blood pressure, and I thought, from his color that he was going to blow a vessel or something. The girl said I was weird & disturbed and walked away. This only complicated matters and made him choke in the middle of his squeaking fit. I didn't think it was that funny, but sometimes I guess I surprise myself... 
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| December 4, 2012, 01:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
You know, I am fortunate and blessed. Even though last month happened, even though I have it all together, and doesnt matter how much or little money a person has, theres always something that can happen. Lets me know Im just human, and vulnerable. Kinda blows my cover huh? lol
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| December 4, 2012, 18:55 |
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Re: Randomness.
I'm just assuming you're one of those very animated people, GG...and most everything you say or do is gonna be funny.
Perve, good morning to ya!
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| December 5, 2012, 13:06 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
My newest addition to the family, the total siamese looking kitten, is so neat. When she got here, I could actually watch her grow every day. She is now a full grown cat, with a 7 month old kitty inside. Damn its fun to watch her. Especially when she jumps both the chihuahuas at once. Just like her daddy (me), no fear. Does that make her as dumb as me? lol
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| December 8, 2012, 23:17 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Well, I get to post again, evidendly ran evertone off, so, Ive done my job, so Im outta here till tomorrow.
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| December 9, 2012, 00:37 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
was "Burning Love" written about an STD that Elvis contracted?
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| December 9, 2012, 02:26 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Well, looks like I did it again. Was given the gift of posting again, and most of the regulars went away. Wtf?
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| December 10, 2012, 05:27 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
see what happens , im going to hide from the snowshovel .... 
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| December 10, 2012, 06:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Tucson use to have a great monsoo season. Use to just flood with heavy rains, strong winds. The last about 10 years or so, I can pee harder than it rains, and just breezes. So as the east is getting big storms, hellacious winter wheather, our wheather pattern has changed too. And does not seem like we are consistantly 110 degrees in the summer anymore. Will hit it at times, but more hovering aroun 100. There, now Ive shared some useless information, Ive done my job for the day. . Note: I have adopted this taunt critter. So there.
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| December 10, 2012, 12:27 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
My oldest cat, over 4 years, must be getting crotchity. She gers too close to her 4 sisters, she growles, and swats at them. Had to put her off the bed this morning for being mean to my timid white cat. Just about the prettiest cat ever, but she can be a bitch.
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| December 12, 2012, 11:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Whoo! That was a close call, first time I tried to post very early in the morning, failed. Its all good, for now, lol.
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| December 12, 2012, 11:42 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
i'm editing a video
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| December 13, 2012, 02:29 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Lets see if I can post a 3rd time today. Free, Syb, and me. Brothers. Free, east coast brother, nice guy , and makes me laugh. Originally from Washingtin state, my grandfathers brother on my mothers side, moved to Canada many years ago, so I have tons of Canadian relatives. Attended the Calgary Stampeed years agr.com it was great. Up till then, all I did was the rodeo in Ellensburg, Wa, town if my birth. Only been in 7 western states, but have ties to Mexico and Canada. So there!
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| December 13, 2012, 11:12 |
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Re: Randomness.
No Ozark Hillbilly ties? Now that's a shame.
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| December 13, 2012, 14:47 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Oh, Chazzy, you know you are always in there, as I am in here. . I am the perve, and I approve this message. .
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| December 13, 2012, 15:14 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ December 13, 2012, 11:12)Lets see if I can post a 3rd time today. Free, Syb, and me. Brothers. Free, east coast brother, nice guy , and makes me laugh. Originally from Washingtin state, my grandfathers brother on my mothers side, moved to Canada many years ago, so I have tons of Canadian relatives. Attended the Calgary Stampeed years agr.com it was great. Up till then, all I did was the rodeo in Ellensburg, Wa, town if my birth. Only been in 7 western states, but have ties to Mexico and Canada. So there!
Sorry man I was gone on business, and registered you with immigration Canada..do you know you have several indecent exposure charges, and the R.C.M.P. wanna chat with you. I suggest a name change !!
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| December 13, 2012, 19:02 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
54' tonight. I'm gonna have to put on a shirt.... damn!
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| December 13, 2012, 21:35 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 13, 2012, 21:35)
54' tonight. I'm gonna have to put on a shirt.... damn!
I'm not sure how to respond to this, as a pervert or a smart ass
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| December 13, 2012, 21:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ December 13, 2012, 19:02) QUOTE (perveman @ December 13, 2012, 11:12)Lets see if I can post a 3rd time today. Free, Syb, and me. Brothers. Free, east coast brother, nice guy , and makes me laugh. Originally from Washingtin state, my grandfathers brother on my mothers side, moved to Canada many years ago, so I have tons of Canadian relatives. Attended the Calgary Stampeed years agr.com it was great. Up till then, all I did was the rodeo in Ellensburg, Wa, town if my birth. Only been in 7 western states, but have ties to Mexico and Canada. So there!
Sorry man I was gone on business, and registered you with immigration Canada..do you know you have several indecent exposure charges, and the R.C.M.P. wanna chat with you. I suggest a name change !!
Well, if they wanna talk to me, they can get a membership here, chat me up, and can see me too, lol. Btw, I also have warrents for me in Mexico, lol.
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| December 14, 2012, 11:25 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I better hurry to post my stupid crap, cause after about 5 in the morning is about as long as I can post. All together now, "Aw, poor perve."
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| December 14, 2012, 11:28 |
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ December 14, 2012, 11:28)I better hurry to post my stupid crap, cause after about 5 in the morning is about as long as I can post. All together now, "Aw, poor perve."
Why the hell would you be awake at 5AM? Thats the middle of the night. It's 7 right now and I'm going back to bed
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| December 14, 2012, 12:17 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
A local men's store has a sale - buy one suit, get 3 free. I'm thinkin about it
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| December 14, 2012, 12:23 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
2 hours after my time frame, just seeing if a window is open for me to post. Went to edit, and how about thay, it posted. Thank you computer god. 
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| December 14, 2012, 14:00 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
Good morning Perv!!!
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| December 14, 2012, 14:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Good mornig Cazz lady. Its about that time of day for the slow down, and, dont know how long I can post anyway. All have a great day out there now.
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| December 14, 2012, 14:48 |
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Re: Randomness.
Hard enough picturing Free in a suit, really wondering what he plans on doing with four of them?
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| December 14, 2012, 15:54 |
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