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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Yeah ,certain people have a way of bringing that out in Kiss.
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| April 30, 2015, 05:19 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Randomness.
The way I look at it is, I've moved on from "ass wipe". Not sure if it's a move forward or backward though
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| April 30, 2015, 11:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I woke up this morning and my finger smelled funny.....And I'm not sure why?
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| May 22, 2015, 23:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 22, 2015, 23:24)I woke up this morning and my finger smelled funny.....And I'm not sure why?
The finger you broke or tried to cut off?
Maybe due to the concussions you've been giving yourself?
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| May 23, 2015, 03:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 23, 2015, 03:13) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 22, 2015, 23:24)I woke up this morning and my finger smelled funny.....And I'm not sure why?
The finger you broke or tried to cut off?
Maybe due to the concussions you've been giving yourself?
Thats the same finger..
My square head I've inherited from my genetics is constructed to take multiple traumatic blows....I've proven this theory on many random experiments....With the same consistent results.
I think my grammer and spelling over the years here have given foundation to these test results.
What the hell was I talking about again?
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| May 24, 2015, 15:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
A young lady walked up to my camp the other day and had a conversation with me after I offered her a cup of coffee.
After a half an hour she claimed she was a very proud Vegetarian......I said "Well... So am I!"
She said that I had claimed I was a Cattle Rancher, and asked "How is ..THAT.. even possible!?"
I told her that I had misunderstood ..and thought she had said "Vagitarian".
The little Granola Eater departed my camp rather fast, after that comment.
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| June 8, 2015, 22:23 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I think I may get a job cleaning mirrors....
I think it's a job ,that I could really see myself doing.
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| June 18, 2015, 02:18 |
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Re: Randomness.
after getting injured on the job, i was asked if i wanted to retrained for some thing else..... my response was sure i would like being a brain surgeon or bank president. im still doing my same old job til a spot opens up.
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| June 18, 2015, 02:39 |
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 18, 2015, 02:18)I think I may get a job cleaning mirrors....
I think it's a job ,that I could really see myself doing.
until you come down with a case of Anal Glaucoma...(that's when you just can't see your ass getting to work today)
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| June 18, 2015, 03:00 |
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Re: Randomness.
if you work with idiots like i do, tell them they just need to FOCUS. (FOCUS=Fuck Off Cuz U Stupid) 
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| June 18, 2015, 03:03 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Randomness.
So glad to be back in the land of cowboy hats boots and pickup trucks.
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| June 18, 2015, 23:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (JenTX @ June 18, 2015, 23:41)So glad to be back in the land of cowboy hats boots and pickup trucks.
The Calgary Stampede isn't for another few weeks....And don't forget the pick-up trucks, with giant drooling Mastif dogs in the back....Every Redneck needs a big dog chained in the back of his truck ,that makes even a one eyed ,wart covered, Troll look handsome.
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| June 19, 2015, 05:22 |
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 19, 2015, 05:22) QUOTE (JenTX @ June 18, 2015, 23:41)So glad to be back in the land of cowboy hats boots and pickup trucks.
The Calgary Stampede isn't for another few weeks....And don't forget the pick-up trucks, with giant drooling Mastif dogs in the back....Every Redneck needs a big dog chained in the back of his truck ,that makes even a one eyed ,wart covered, Troll look handsome.
don't talk about Eli that way...he is your relative after all
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| June 19, 2015, 05:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 19, 2015, 05:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 19, 2015, 05:22) QUOTE (JenTX @ June 18, 2015, 23:41)So glad to be back in the land of cowboy hats boots and pickup trucks.
The Calgary Stampede isn't for another few weeks....And don't forget the pick-up trucks, with giant drooling Mastif dogs in the back....Every Redneck needs a big dog chained in the back of his truck ,that makes even a one eyed ,wart covered, Troll look handsome. don't talk about Eli that way...he is your relative after all
Eli does urinate, on every tree he sees around my house.
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| June 19, 2015, 14:14 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 19, 2015, 14:14) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 19, 2015, 05:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 19, 2015, 05:22) QUOTE (JenTX @ June 18, 2015, 23:41)So glad to be back in the land of cowboy hats boots and pickup trucks.
The Calgary Stampede isn't for another few weeks....And don't forget the pick-up trucks, with giant drooling Mastif dogs in the back....Every Redneck needs a big dog chained in the back of his truck ,that makes even a one eyed ,wart covered, Troll look handsome. don't talk about Eli that way...he is your relative after all
Eli does urinate, on every tree he sees around my house.
I got on the plane and in one of the overhead compartments was a straw cowboy hat. I looked at the seats and I see this guy looking up from my boots. Not a look over creepy thing. We grinned at each other. We were both going home.
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| June 20, 2015, 13:33 |
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Re: Randomness.
just about the time i think my life is taking a good turn, i get laid off from my job.   , but...it may be a blessing in disguise. i have been struggling with my finances for a while now, but because the Minnesota housing/food/medical assistance agencies are all based on GROSS income, i made too much to qualify. (never mind that 60% of each paycheck from my full time job is taken for child support)...i am on the eligibility list for housing assistance, but the difference between what i gross, what i pay for rent, and the minimum income allowed was $15.00. now that i am basically unemployed, i will qualify, as long as my case hasn't been officially closed yet. and i'm pretty sure i'll qualify for other help from the County. i am proud, but not too proud to ask for help when i need it, i mean..i do pay my taxes for this reason, so why not get what i deserve? and i dont plan on being unemployed for long.
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| June 21, 2015, 00:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
It takes a good and honest man , to listen to his heart, and know when to hold out his hand, and ask for help...There is a certain pride to it, once you understand it.
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| June 21, 2015, 06:50 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
We have all had to ask for help at some point nothing wrong with it.
Ma
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| June 22, 2015, 00:19 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Randomness.
Things will get better.
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| June 22, 2015, 18:34 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (JenTX @ June 22, 2015, 18:34)Things will get better.
they will, i go for a briefing on Thursday to make it official, but i am eligible for rent assistance now, they will pay $303 of $490, and i have to pay the rest, i can swing that with my part timer job.
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| June 22, 2015, 19:25 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 22, 2015, 19:25) QUOTE (JenTX @ June 22, 2015, 18:34)Things will get better. they will, i go for a briefing on Thursday to make it official, but i am eligible for rent assistance now, they will pay $303 of $490, and i have to pay the rest, i can swing that with my part timer job.
Glad you are going to be okay.
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| June 23, 2015, 14:18 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
Good that will help
Ma
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| June 26, 2015, 00:08 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
that sounds like sec 8 housing. we had a storm come though here yesterday , the lighting hit next to the house like a bomb went off, woke us from a nap, even the cats ran and hid.
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| June 30, 2015, 17:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
When I was a kid....I had to travel across 6 inch long shag carpet , both ways....just to change the channel on the T.V.
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| July 15, 2015, 05:46 |
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 15, 2015, 05:46)When I was a kid....I had to travel across 6 inch long shag carpet , both ways....just to change the channel on the T.V.
we had an early version of a remote control...me.
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| July 15, 2015, 05:55 |
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Re: Randomness.
we had imaginary friends but they were not allowed in the house.
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| July 15, 2015, 06:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
The creation of Google, took away the Cowboys ability to "Bullshit" his way through a good story.
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| July 26, 2015, 23:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 26, 2015, 23:08)The creation of Google, took away the Cowboys ability to "Bullshit" his way through a good story.
I told you a long time ago I have a good "bull shit" detector..... Sorry!
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| July 27, 2015, 01:06 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
seems like the garden is dieing.
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| July 27, 2015, 03:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2015, 01:06) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 26, 2015, 23:08)The creation of Google, took away the Cowboys ability to "Bullshit" his way through a good story.
I told you a long time ago I have a good "bull shit" detector..... Sorry!
Well....I will stretch the truth, but I try to never lie.
In my reality, as I have chosen to see it, ...There is a difference.
I want to Thank You.. for listening to me...For years!!
I guess I had something to say.
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| August 12, 2015, 03:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Man this is just disgusting....So there is a Beer out there, for the true beer lover, outdoorsman, hunter...And slightly twisted individual.
They are brewing a Dark Ale, with an infusion of Stag semen.
Yeah....I don't need a beer with some stinky rutting Stags cum clouding it up....A guy could choke on the stuff,..I'll take a pass thanks.
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| August 12, 2015, 05:13 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 12, 2015, 05:13)Man this is just disgusting....So there is a Beer out there, for the true beer lover, outdoorsman, hunter...And slightly twisted individual.
They are brewing a Dark Ale, with an infusion of Stag semen.
Yeah....I don't need a beer with some stinky rutting Stags cum clouding it up....A guy could choke on the stuff,..I'll take a pass thanks.
There's a new job for that dirtiest jobs show. And a bunch of happy stags somewhere.
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| August 12, 2015, 06:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (JenTX @ August 12, 2015, 06:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 12, 2015, 05:13)Man this is just disgusting....So there is a Beer out there, for the true beer lover, outdoorsman, hunter...And slightly twisted individual.
They are brewing a Dark Ale, with an infusion of Stag semen.
Yeah....I don't need a beer with some stinky rutting Stags cum clouding it up....A guy could choke on the stuff,..I'll take a pass thanks.
There's a new job for that dirtiest jobs show. And a bunch of happy stags somewhere.
Yeah ..There's a job you might want to wear gloves ,and saftey goggles for.
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| August 12, 2015, 14:01 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
oh gee that sounds like Escanaba in the moonlight, nothing like a moose nut cocktail.
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| August 14, 2015, 01:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
"Don't open the door!"
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| August 22, 2015, 02:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 22, 2015, 02:50)
"Don't open the door!"
Ummmmm...OK, Why not?
It's in my personality to open a door, and see whats on the other side!
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| August 22, 2015, 03:57 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
I watched dr who the other nite , ya don't want to open the door.... 
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| August 24, 2015, 17:53 |
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CousinEli
47 / male
Williams Lake British Columbia, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 12, 2015, 05:13)Man this is just disgusting....So there is a Beer out there, for the true beer lover, outdoorsman, hunter...And slightly twisted individual.
They are brewing a Dark Ale, with an infusion of Stag semen.
Yeah....I don't need a beer with some stinky rutting Stags cum clouding it up....A guy could choke on the stuff,..I'll take a pass thanks.
Ive seen you drink Tequila straight from the bottle with a worm in it, with a pair of panties over your head.
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| August 31, 2015, 20:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
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| October 15, 2015, 00:28 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
Beer is egyptian for happy man. ok i made that up. but it does make men happy.
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| October 16, 2015, 04:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I looked it up, and your not far off with that.
It seems nobody knows the origin because it's invention is hidden in ancient history.
Some say Hebrew,or Germanic..Others claim Celtic.But a recipe was found in Egypt thats about 6000 years old...And is being reproduced now as Tutankahmens Beer.
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| October 16, 2015, 19:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D EITHER BE TRAUMATIZED, SEXUALLY AROUSED, OR BOTH.
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| November 24, 2015, 03:39 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
got Vulcan ale coming out here too. get ready.
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| November 25, 2015, 06:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I'm taking a poll. You go to a restaurant, the food is no good. What do you do?
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| December 22, 2015, 02:25 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
politely give feedback to the staff, and don't eat there again for a few months. if the food is still bad, avoid eating there ever again.
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| December 22, 2015, 05:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 22, 2015, 02:25)
I'm taking a poll. You go to a restaurant, the food is no good. What do you do?
Canadians will pay the bill but not finish the meal, tip lightly, then never return.
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| December 28, 2015, 04:46 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
guess we would do the same, even after the gravy covered cockroach
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| December 29, 2015, 05:00 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
I agree with Syb. There is times I have said something. I may try again in a few month and see if it got better.
Ma
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| January 2, 2016, 05:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I tried to take Yoga lessons...The only thing I achieved with all those ladies in tight Lulu-Lemon Yoga pants was the Standing Cowboy 9 inch Poker Stance.
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| January 11, 2016, 06:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
A small company that specializes in immigration in Newfoundland Canada, has offered the "Escape Trump Package" to any American ,that wants to immigrate to Canada.
Their package includes the paperwork to file for Canadian citizenship, a place to live, job application paperwork, work visa, and welfare, or social service financial benefits.
Their phone has been ringing off the hook ,for the last week.
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| March 16, 2016, 04:36 |
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