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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2014, 00:12)SO,...........Florida woman spends 20K to get a third boob.
Was it you?
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| September 23, 2014, 02:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (WTFU @ September 23, 2014, 02:29) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2014, 00:12)SO,...........Florida woman spends 20K to get a third boob.
Was it you?
I highly doubt it....The two she has are more than a handful, and there is no room for improvement.
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| September 23, 2014, 05:23 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 23, 2014, 00:12)SO,...........Florida woman spends 20K to get a third boob.
So I have a few questions about this subject.....
What did they use to construct the third nipple?
When she's on top, is there more or less of a risk of suffocation...and if so ,do they come with a Dangerous Risk Liability Waiver ?
If you blow your load on her chest ,does the left outside one get ignored?
Where the hell does she buy a Bikini top...The WalMart seconds bin?
If she wears a cleavage revealing Tank Top is she showing more nipple in the center one than is considered socially appropriate?
If she jumps on a trampoline is her line of vision obstructed...or does she just do a faceplant after excecuting the first bounce?
But most importantly...When she oils them up to give you a greasy titty fuck...Do you have that moment of confusion saying " there's two places to slide my dick into on her chest, but it does give me a place to put my beer can.."
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| September 23, 2014, 05:39 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
So, anyone want two dogs? Well behaved. Just don't listen! 
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| September 30, 2014, 23:32 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!!
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| October 1, 2014, 02:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 1, 2014, 02:07)
Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!!!
Did the beer can slip out of your second cleavage.....Ahh, come on...admit it, you missed me.
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| October 1, 2014, 03:15 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
Syb, I thought the bear can goes on the top of her flat head? Now I'm confused.
I saw the picture of this idiot. I have to wonder about the doctor that performed the surgery. Sorry but these doctors that do stupid shit like this should loose their license. The risk that a person goes under to have something stupid done is not worth it. Can you see if this women died from a bad reaction to anesthesia or if the implant leaks and she gets poisoning of some type. What would his insurance company say. "Yes we will pay a malpractice payout because he did something as stupid as this so she can win a bet" or some other stupid reason.
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| October 4, 2014, 04:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Bear can? FLAT HEAD!.
Don' t have very many female friends do you?
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| October 4, 2014, 05:15 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Why is it when I really want to sign into Chat, I just can't !!!
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| October 4, 2014, 05:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
I just wanted to say HI 
I am still alive I think. I have been very busy with a local campaign. And going to the doctors. I will be having surgery sometime soon so I will have more time to be here. I sure miss you all 
Ma
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| October 10, 2014, 04:50 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 10, 2014, 04:50)
And you are missed as well!
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| October 10, 2014, 16:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
I will be having surgery on the 30th, 2 different ones on the left hand. Lets hope it fixes the problem.
Ma
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| October 10, 2014, 19:50 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
Hope your surgery goes well and you are as good as new very soon.
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| October 11, 2014, 07:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
Had the pre op physical today, took the dog in for his grooming, helped Pa place a sign for the campaign ( which they call the billboard) and Pa had a class tonight. What a way to spend your anniversary. Hopefully we can go out to dinner tomorrow.
Ma
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| October 16, 2014, 05:11 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ October 16, 2014, 05:11)Had the pre op physical today, took the dog in for his grooming, helped Pa place a sign for the campaign ( which they call the billboard) and Pa had a class tonight. What a way to spend your anniversary. Hopefully we can go out to dinner tomorrow.
Ma
I'm sure Pa will take you out for dinner, and we hope all goes well with the surgery.
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| October 16, 2014, 15:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 7, 2014, 03:35) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2014, 21:27)Taking a hot bath
I need to know something ..."In The World According To Sy"....
Do you let the water out of the tap luke warm, and let your body heat warm the water?
...and if so how long does it take before it becomes like a hot tub?
My body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
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| October 18, 2014, 01:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 18, 2014, 01:21) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 7, 2014, 03:35) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2014, 21:27)Taking a hot bath
I need to know something ..."In The World According To Sy"....
Do you let the water out of the tap luke warm, and let your body heat warm the water?
...and if so how long does it take before it becomes like a hot tub?
My body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!
Litres ?.....I didn't know you could speak Canadian !
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| October 18, 2014, 02:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I dated a man who allways sat a glass of water on the night stand on my side of the bed. I do believe he needed it more than I.
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| October 23, 2014, 03:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 23, 2014, 03:41)
I dated a man who allways sat a glass of water on the night stand on my side of the bed. I do believe he needed it more than I.
I've always said....I'm afraid a weekend with you would be kinda dehydrating.......in a very good way.
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| October 23, 2014, 05:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 23, 2014, 05:03) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 23, 2014, 03:41)
I dated a man who allways sat a glass of water on the night stand on my side of the bed. I do believe he needed it more than I.
I've always said....I'm afraid a weekend with you would be kinda dehydrating.......in a very good way.
It didn't take a whole weekend to almost kill him.
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| October 23, 2014, 15:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
For some reason ,to set up a new Email, and probably because of my satellite system, I can't get past the security code I need to type in to set up a new account.
That's also the reason my .ca account won't work.
When they ask me to type in the letters or numbers in the box below, to make sure I'm not a robot, the site I'm on won't give me the code to type in. It just stalls there, and it doesn't matter which site I'm on, they all seem to do it.
Could someone recommend a provider that has a simple way to set up an email account.
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| October 23, 2014, 15:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Ever have someone ask to drink your bath water?
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| October 23, 2014, 17:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 23, 2014, 17:38)
Ever have someone ask to drink your bath water?
When I said that to you ,I didn't consider the fact it would have soap in it........But I'd probably still do it.
Don't judge me. 
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| October 24, 2014, 01:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 23, 2014, 15:24) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 23, 2014, 05:03) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 23, 2014, 03:41)
I dated a man who allways sat a glass of water on the night stand on my side of the bed. I do believe he needed it more than I.
I've always said....I'm afraid a weekend with you would be kinda dehydrating.......in a very good way.
It didn't take a whole weekend to almost kill him.
Dehydration is a hell of a way to go, but as an involuntary act of self preservation ,I figure I may drink bath water to survive.
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| October 24, 2014, 01:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Found my bra in the refrigerator. Good times!! 
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| October 27, 2014, 12:35 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Randomness.
My refrigerator could fit in your bra
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| October 28, 2014, 01:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Well, looks like I'll be moving.
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| October 28, 2014, 04:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 28, 2014, 04:07)
Well, looks like I'll be moving.
Landlord doesn't like all the noise in the wee hours?
Don't forget your longjohns and parka....Canada can be a little nipply this time of year.
But it's a dry cold.
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| October 28, 2014, 07:38 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 28, 2014, 04:07)
Well, looks like I'll be moving.
Oh shit. Not again!
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| October 28, 2014, 12:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I just learned why they call it a beaver... well apparently only prostitutes were shaved in the 1700's and no one wanted shaved or to be known as a lady of the night, so they got the hair of a beaver to have hair down there... hence the term beaver... aren't you glad you know me??
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| October 31, 2014, 01:21 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Randomness.
I am so turned on right now.
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| October 31, 2014, 12:55 |
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ October 31, 2014, 12:55)I am so turned on right now.
are you watching that Janet Reno documentary again? 
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| October 31, 2014, 13:26 |
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 28, 2014, 07:38) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 28, 2014, 04:07)
Well, looks like I'll be moving.
Landlord doesn't like all the noise in the wee hours?
Don't forget your longjohns and parka....Canada can be a little nipply this time of year.
But it's a dry cold.
Mukluks too
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| October 31, 2014, 13:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 31, 2014, 01:21)
I just learned why they call it a beaver... well apparently only prostitutes were shaved in the 1700's and no one wanted shaved or to be known as a lady of the night, so they got the hair of a beaver to have hair down there... hence the term beaver... aren't you glad you know me??
Your a wealth of information....with nice boobs...but a wealth of information.
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| October 31, 2014, 14:49 |
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Re: Randomness.
Keep Yer Hands Off MY PBR...
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| November 1, 2014, 14:47 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ November 1, 2014, 14:47)Keep Yer Hands Off MY PBR...
Why would I wanna touch your Professional Bull Rider ?
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| November 1, 2014, 16:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 1, 2014, 16:28) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ November 1, 2014, 14:47)Keep Yer Hands Off MY PBR...
Why would I wanna touch your Professional Bull Rider ?
you're from up north of da border, so ima let that slide...ya gotta be a Redneck watchin the White Sox (in my case losing to the Minnesota Twins) to Know what a PBR is...
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| November 1, 2014, 18:31 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
Got the cast off and stitches out today!  Very sore black and blue and swollen but feels so much better. Now a week of soaking it 3 times a day.
Ma
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| November 6, 2014, 03:12 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
Okay so I have a few hours before I leave for the airport to meet up with everyone for my sons wedding. This is going to be VERY interesting week! Kam gets to meet my entire family! My ex-husband and his lovely alcoholic wife (Two of a kind)Oh did I mention I have a restraining order against him?. Two of my kids meeting Kam for the first time and a long lost half sister who has only had contact with me for the past few years and hasn't seen the rest of the family since we were little kids. I need to start drinking! The doctor didn't, give me strong enough pain killers for this week! I can't even go into all the other crap that happened this past two weeks. Lets just say I really hope this goes well because I am about at my limit. I know they say God gives you what you can handle but trust me when I say this,HE IS PUSHING HIS LUCK LATELY!!!
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| November 6, 2014, 06:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I learned the hard way that ...when in the dark, and if she's wearing a western shirt, NEVER assume they are snap buttons, and just pull on the bottom of her shirt.
The tell tale sign you've messed up and spoiled the mood is, the sound of the buttons popping off the shirt, and hitting the walls and floor....Followed by her saying "What the fuck you stupid cowboy...I paid sixty bucks for that shirt!"
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| November 7, 2014, 02:13 |
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Re: Randomness.
i want to give a shout out to my 13 yr old daughter, she went on her very first deer hunt today. she barely missed a doe this morning, she grazed it's underside, they foud some hair and skin but no blood. so she pretty much missed it. this afternoon however, was a different story. she got a 2 point buck. not to bad for a 13 year old girl. she out shot her mom, stepdad, grandpa, and uncles. they didnt get anything. but there's always tomorrow...i'm so proud of her!
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| November 9, 2014, 02:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ November 9, 2014, 02:10)i want to give a shout out to my 13 yr old daughter, she went on her very first deer hunt today. she barely missed a doe this morning, she grazed it's underside, they foud some hair and skin but no blood. so she pretty much missed it. this afternoon however, was a different story. she got a 2 point buck. not to bad for a 13 year old girl. she out shot her mom, stepdad, grandpa, and uncles. they didnt get anything. but there's always tomorrow...i'm so proud of her!
Now THAT is something!!!....Congrats.
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| November 9, 2014, 02:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 9, 2014, 02:16) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ November 9, 2014, 02:10)i want to give a shout out to my 13 yr old daughter, she went on her very first deer hunt today. she barely missed a doe this morning, she grazed it's underside, they foud some hair and skin but no blood. so she pretty much missed it. this afternoon however, was a different story. she got a 2 point buck. not to bad for a 13 year old girl. she out shot her mom, stepdad, grandpa, and uncles. they didnt get anything. but there's always tomorrow...i'm so proud of her!
Now THAT is something!!!....Congrats.
yep, never been a hunter, but i'm a proud poppa, she hit him just inches from the heart!
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| November 9, 2014, 03:39 |
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Re: Randomness.
saw this on a Facebook posting...thought i'd share..."i'm not saying you're a whore. i'm just saying that you've had more balls in your mouth than a Hungry, Hungry Hippo..."
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| November 9, 2014, 06:57 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Randomness.
While activating a new credit card yesterday, the automated voice at the other end of the line says "To use this automated system, you must be calling from a touch tone phone. If you're calling from a rotary phone, please hang up and dial..." It felt like I was back in 1985!
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| November 9, 2014, 18:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Mom broke her hip.
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| November 11, 2014, 15:23 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 11, 2014, 15:23)Mom broke her hip.
Ooooh, so sorry to hear that!!!!!!!!
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| November 11, 2014, 15:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 11, 2014, 15:23)Mom broke her hip.
Thats horrible Kiss....Is that why your moving ?
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| November 12, 2014, 06:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 11, 2014, 15:23)Mom broke her hip.
So sorry to hear that. Does she live close to you?
Ma
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| November 12, 2014, 15:34 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
No. Six hours south.
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| November 12, 2014, 16:57 |
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