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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
Just wanted to say HI!!!! I have not been posting much have had a lot going on. But I will make up for it.
Ma
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July 22, 2014, 06:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I'm told today I am a bitch and a smart ass.
Like I've never heard that before.
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July 27, 2014, 18:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2014, 18:20)I'm told today I am a bitch and a smart ass.
Like I've never heard that before.
I've a good idea who may have said that too you.....
Consider the source, and have a good laugh.
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July 28, 2014, 00:16 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2014, 18:20)I'm told today I am a bitch and a smart ass.
Like I've never heard that before.
I didn't even talk to you today!
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July 28, 2014, 01:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 28, 2014, 01:20) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2014, 18:20)I'm told today I am a bitch and a smart ass.
Like I've never heard that before.
I didn't even talk to you today!
I have a feeling you would have worded it different..
Something like "That bitch has a nice ass !!"
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July 28, 2014, 14:21 |
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sexyamy
32 / female athens, Ohio, US
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Re: Randomness.
i like older guys
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July 30, 2014, 12:33 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
Just want to pop in and say Hello, I sure miss everyone. Have a lot going on yet, trying to plan a trip to clean out my moms house plus still seeing doctors and having test.
Ma
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July 31, 2014, 05:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ July 31, 2014, 05:55)Just want to pop in and say Hello, I sure miss everyone. Have a lot going on yet, trying to plan a trip to clean out my moms house plus still seeing doctors and having test.
Ma
I'll have a good thought for you Ma..You take care.
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July 31, 2014, 14:37 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 31, 2014, 14:37) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ July 31, 2014, 05:55)Just want to pop in and say Hello, I sure miss everyone. Have a lot going on yet, trying to plan a trip to clean out my moms house plus still seeing doctors and having test.
Ma
I'll have a good thought for you Ma..You take care.
Thanks
Ma
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August 1, 2014, 01:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Wolverine.... NOW, I'm impressed!!
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August 3, 2014, 14:12 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 3, 2014, 14:12)
Wolverine.... NOW, I'm impressed!!
Always about the arms and biceps with you, isn't it ?
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August 3, 2014, 15:07 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Does anyone else have trouble saying, "No" ?
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August 7, 2014, 01:21 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 7, 2014, 01:21)
Does anyone else have trouble saying, "No" ?
Yes
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August 7, 2014, 01:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 7, 2014, 01:21)
Does anyone else have trouble saying, "No" ?
Awww Kiss...Don't beat yourself up about it...Guys under 4 foot 6 need sex too !
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August 7, 2014, 13:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 7, 2014, 01:21)
Does anyone else have trouble saying, "No" ?
Thats an insane shift they've asked you too work....I certainly hope you don't have to drive too far, to get home afterwards.
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August 7, 2014, 14:57 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Yes Sir. Boss.
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August 7, 2014, 16:43 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
everyones busy, wife just had surgery to remove what the doc called a extra nipple from here breast, we thought it was a mole, I got one under my arm pit , they told me the same thing, but time for her to heal, good luck to all.
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August 7, 2014, 21:31 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 7, 2014, 16:43)Yes Sir. Boss.
Boss? Now I have visions stuck in my head about the jobs he will come up with for you, not to menion the required uniform!
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August 7, 2014, 21:50 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ August 7, 2014, 21:50) the only uniform is no uniform at all...
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August 8, 2014, 01:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2014, 01:24) QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ August 7, 2014, 21:50)the only uniform is no uniform at all...
Well someone did beat me to the punch with a chain of restaraunts called "Hooters"...So I'm thinking of a new chain called "Heaters"
All chicks....I mean employees...Have to have slim waists, "C" cup minimums, and the appropriate bounce.
I chose the name Heaters because all drinks and food would be served with one of those cigarette girl platters that come up to about their mid-waist,with a strap running around the back of their neck.. and of course all girls would be topless.
All drinks will be served with extra ice, in a prefrosted glass, that would be extra tall....giving the gentleman who ordered the drink the one inch nipple standard from his serving girl...
The theory is, the more drinks you order the longer the nipples are due to what we call here in Canada...Frost nipple enhancement.
Kiss has already been prehired due to her outstanding qualifications in refridgeration management...and more than ample ...ummmmmm..assets.
We just need to work out when I piss her off....and trust me I will....How good of an aim she is with an empty vodka bottle....and due to her frost nipple enhancement...if I should wear saftey glasses or not ,to protect my vision.
Oh!!.........and your tongue DOES stick to frozen objects when you lick them.
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August 8, 2014, 02:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 7, 2014, 16:43)Yes Sir. Boss.
My upper lip is starting to curl.....if you read the post before this your already hired
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August 8, 2014, 02:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 8, 2014, 02:26) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2014, 01:24) QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ August 7, 2014, 21:50)the only uniform is no uniform at all...
Well someone did beat me to the punch with a chain of restaraunts called "Hooters"...So I'm thinking of a new chain called "Heaters"
All chicks....I mean employees...Have to have slim waists, "C" cup minimums, and the appropriate bounce.
I chose the name Heaters because all drinks and food would be served with one of those cigarette girl platters that come up to about their mid-waist,with a strap running around the back of their neck.. and of course all girls would be topless.
All drinks will be served with extra ice, in a prefrosted glass, that would be extra tall....giving the gentleman who ordered the drink the one inch nipple standard from his serving girl...
The theory is, the more drinks you order the longer the nipples are due to what we call here in Canada...Frost nipple enhancement.
Kiss has already been prehired due to her outstanding qualifications in refridgeration management...and more than ample ...ummmmmm..assets.
We just need to work out when I piss her off....and trust me I will....How good of an aim she is with an empty vodka bottle....and due to her frost nipple enhancement...if I should wear saftey glasses or not ,to protect my vision.
Oh!!.........and your tongue DOES stick to frozen objects when you lick them.
...and if you can fix my Hotmail.ca account to send messages and not just recieve them,...I'll throw in a extra bonus...
Could someone please define "Sexual harrasment in the work place" for me...
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August 13, 2014, 05:28 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 13, 2014, 05:28) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 8, 2014, 02:26) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 8, 2014, 01:24) QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ August 7, 2014, 21:50)the only uniform is no uniform at all...
Well someone did beat me to the punch with a chain of restaraunts called "Hooters"...So I'm thinking of a new chain called "Heaters"
All chicks....I mean employees...Have to have slim waists, "C" cup minimums, and the appropriate bounce.
I chose the name Heaters because all drinks and food would be served with one of those cigarette girl platters that come up to about their mid-waist,with a strap running around the back of their neck.. and of course all girls would be topless.
All drinks will be served with extra ice, in a prefrosted glass, that would be extra tall....giving the gentleman who ordered the drink the one inch nipple standard from his serving girl...
The theory is, the more drinks you order the longer the nipples are due to what we call here in Canada...Frost nipple enhancement.
Kiss has already been prehired due to her outstanding qualifications in refridgeration management...and more than ample ...ummmmmm..assets.
We just need to work out when I piss her off....and trust me I will....How good of an aim she is with an empty vodka bottle....and due to her frost nipple enhancement...if I should wear saftey glasses or not ,to protect my vision.
Oh!!.........and your tongue DOES stick to frozen objects when you lick them.
...and if you can fix my Hotmail.ca account to send messages and not just recieve them,...I'll throw in a extra bonus...
Could someone please define "Sexual harrasment in the work place" for me...
All I know is when I worked at one company they made all of us sit through "sexual harassment prevention and awareness training". All it did for me and the rest of my deartment, was confirm that our clients could all be arrested and charged but that would have been stupid. I was not going to wear higher cut shits because it would have interfered with my business. I always said you use what you have to get attention and get in the door, then prove yourself.If wearing a low cut blouse to get a guy to pay attention at the start worked then I did it. Then I blew them away with how good I was at me job.
However, that didn't mean that the supervisor that pinned me against the wall in a dark corner of the office when I was only 16 years old wasn't going to leave speaking in a high voice.(That happened at my first full time office job right out of high school.) He never did that to me again.lol
In my opinion that was sexual harassment because he touched me without an invitation to do so.
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August 13, 2014, 07:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
You know that tingly feeling when you like somebody?
That's common sense leaving your body.
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August 14, 2014, 01:03 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 14, 2014, 01:03)
You know that tingly feeling when you like somebody?
That's common sense leaving your body.
It isn't easy being me.
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August 14, 2014, 01:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but
we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
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August 14, 2014, 18:38 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
I know many of you are cat owners. I am a bit worried. I have a kitten that had surgery on Friday. He was neutered. I picked him up Saturday. He seemed fine. He was active and eating and drinking using the liter box all normal. I gave him the dewormer that night as they said as long as he seemed fine. He was fine most of Sunday too. Sunday afternoon and night he slept a lot. Monday he slept almost all day and has not really eaten or drank much.He wont even attack the computer or chase bubbles! The 2 things he ALWAYS does. His breathing is fine and his pulse seems fine. He will only take a few steps when I can get him to get up for anything. Then he lays down and goes back to sleep. I don't remember my other cat acting like this. I called the emergency number and the vet said that he might have over done it a bit and it caught up to him. She said he could also have low blood sugar as well and told me to rub syrup or honey on his gums. (He wasn't to happy about that). Any one out there that can tell me is this normal? If I don't see an improvement by morning I think I am going to take him to his regular vet.. I know I can't afford it but I am not willing to take the chance and do nothing.
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August 19, 2014, 04:39 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
HMMmmm......I'm being dispatched to a fire above my place....by the very people that demoted and almost killed me a while ago.
The plume of smoke is killing my satellite signal...so maybe I'll go. If I decide to attend...I'll wear my red fire jacket over my yellow jump suit, with one black boot and one orange,...that'll piss them off.
The shit that I'll do to look at a set of boobs on the internet !!
Oh.. and there's my Chopper...it seems my old crew won't go in to the fireline without me.
Later !!
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August 26, 2014, 23:22 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
blueberry toaster waffles are prety good with peanut butter and syrup on them. but EVERYTHING is better with peanut butter on it. or Bacon...or both.
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August 27, 2014, 04:49 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
I found a jar of real maple in the cabinet
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August 27, 2014, 14:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I hate it when the Helicopter pilot gets 50 feet from the ground, and banks right toward the tree tops , smiles at you and says " We have a lot of heavy equipment on board,...and your fat ass...I'm pretty sure we may have enough power to finish this take off "
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August 27, 2014, 14:53 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 27, 2014, 14:53)I hate it when the Helicopter pilot gets 50 feet from the ground, and banks right toward the tree tops , smiles at you and says " We have a lot of heavy equipment on board,...and your fat ass...I'm pretty sure we may have enough power to finish this take off "
Remind me never to get in a helicopter with your buddy.That's just not funny! I dated a pilot for years and he used to love to practice all kinds of shit when he flew. Just so everyone understands, I have decided that all pilots like all musicians, are mentally unstable.I also have a weak spot for them. So anyway, I remember the first time we were flying and he turned off the fucking engine! I was freaking out. He looks at me and says "Don't worry I'm just practicing stalls" or he would practice "touch and goes" over and over and then say "So, ready to go to dinner?" Seriously? Who can eat after taking off and landing a dozen times one after another? For the record he didn't need to practice this shit. He grew up flying, fly's for a living and owns 2 planes. He did this shit for fun!
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August 29, 2014, 10:20 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
After almost 2 years after Superstorm Sandy, they finally fixed me roof!!!!! Now I can have the electrician come in and get the electric and appliances replaced.YEAH!!!!! I'm almost to the point of giving up on my landline phone ever working properly again.I have lost track of how many times they have been here to "fix" it. The one guy finally admitted they just don't want to spend the money to fix what need to be done after the storm. I almost feel like i'm getting back to the 21st century again.
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August 29, 2014, 10:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I do this strange thing and I don't know why? When I take a drink, I hold the liquid in my mouth. I'll walk around and then think, I just need to swallow. Very strange.
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August 31, 2014, 23:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
O.k...I'm so damn frustrated with my hotmail.ca account and their security nonsense, you do everything they ask and they just spin you around in circles.
I know that personal messages are frowned on here, so I'm sticking my neck out and sayin'
To all of you who have wondered why I have been ignoring your emails, it's because I can't access them.
I figure that you Americans have it figured out with .com accounts, so I've given up on .ca...
I've been handling my business accounts first and informing all my clients about the change,...sorry but my personal life has to come second and wait.
I'll be in contact with you again real soon.
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August 31, 2014, 23:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 31, 2014, 23:02)
I do this strange thing and I don't know why? When I take a drink, I hold the liquid in my mouth. I'll walk around and then think, I just need to swallow. Very strange.
A lot of kids do that....So your a swallower ?
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August 31, 2014, 23:08 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 31, 2014, 23:06)O.k...I'm so damn frustrated with my hotmail.ca account and their security nonsense, you do everything they ask and they just spin you around in circles.
I know that personal messages are frowned on here, so I'm sticking my neck out and sayin'
To all of you who have wondered why I have been ignoring your emails, it's because I can't access them.
I figure that you Americans have it figured out with .com accounts, so I've given up on .ca...
I've been handling my business accounts first and informing all my clients about the change,...sorry but my personal life has to come second and wait.
I'll be in contact with you again real soon.
...and I'd just love too add...just when live beef prices have topped at over $2.00 a pound , and I can finally make a few extra dollars.
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August 31, 2014, 23:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 31, 2014, 23:02)
I do this strange thing and I don't know why? When I take a drink, I hold the liquid in my mouth. I'll walk around and then think, I just need to swallow. Very strange.
I hold my breath when I race up a set of stairs,...if you live above the fourth floor in an apartment building you may find me passed out against a fire door....or I arrive for a date with an odd shade of blue on my face.
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August 31, 2014, 23:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Heading into the mountains for a few days to check for some lost stock, and finish building a corral for the fall gathering.
See you in a few.
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September 5, 2014, 13:49 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 5, 2014, 13:49)Heading into the mountains for a few days to check for some lost stock, and finish building a corral for the fall gathering.
See you in a few.
Happy trails.
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September 5, 2014, 18:56 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Taking a hot bath
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September 5, 2014, 21:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 5, 2014, 21:27)Taking a hot bath
I need to know something ..."In The World According To Sy"....
Do you let the water out of the tap luke warm, and let your body heat warm the water?
...and if so how long does it take before it becomes like a hot tub?
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September 7, 2014, 03:35 |
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JLee3D
57 / female Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Randomness.
How is everyone? I have missed you! My PC is XP, no longer welcome in the world and then my laptop decided to ex-communicate itself, and the iPad is not all that WN friendly. I will try to catch up over the next week or so. Ahhhh it is good to be home...
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September 9, 2014, 01:44 |
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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Randomness.
'Bout time you made it back. Nice to see you
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September 9, 2014, 10:32 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I just feel dirty...
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September 14, 2014, 22:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 14, 2014, 22:06)I just feel dirty...
What a coincidence......Have you been camping in a boulder ridden Glacierfield as well ?
How dirty are you feeling ?
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September 15, 2014, 01:27 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
nothing like when ya feel gritty, like when it timer to plow and your riding, but now the sumacs are changing fall is here.....
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September 16, 2014, 01:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Saturday night bath and shave.
Now for dinner and who knows what else.
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September 20, 2014, 20:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Never play with a woman's heart. She only has one.
Play with her tits. She has two of those.
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September 23, 2014, 00:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
SO,...........Florida woman spends 20K to get a third boob.
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September 23, 2014, 00:12 |
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