I think I'll put some high heels on and clean house.

Okay, I just found out Robert Plant has a 10 inch penis and had to share. Not a BIG TO most, but IT'S A BIG DEAL TO ME!

Fourth day of summer an I am sweating all over!

I would rather see Kiss than you, OCB

You should put a shirt on. Those lumps
are obviously some kind of deformation.

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ June 24, 2014, 23:10)



Deformed beyond your wildest dreams!!

So does anybody go into "Chat" anymore ?.....
Or do I need to start a fight with someone to get things rolling around here ?

So does anybody go into "Chat" anymore ?.....
Or do I need to start a fight with someone to get things rolling around here ?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 4, 2014, 01:51)


You start and I'll finish.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 4, 2014, 11:38)


Without a shirt?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 4, 2014, 01:51)


That's some mighty tough talking cowboy...

  QUOTE (kamarel @ July 4, 2014, 13:32)



When she remembers to wear a shirt, and somehow when we fight, and that usually starts by me talking....the shirt comes off, and I'm distracted by her shiny big boobs ...and the shirt goes over my head.
I'm very slow to comprehend things as Kiss will tell you...so by the time I realize I can't see anything, she will spin my head around ,usually twice for good measure.

Depending on what it is I've done or said,the fight sometimes lasts days ,to about a month...It really just depends on how bad I fucked up...but I've learned a few things...
She is a lot like a Lioness...Your safe in her company, but don't take it for granted.
She one hell of a lot smarter than I am, and really good at argueing, and making her point....But she responds to a mile wide cowboy smile...mostly.
When she says "SY !!!! Pay attention " she really means it.
Don't ever insult her dogs....I only made that mistake twice.
She knows how to rip off her shirt , and distract you,...and she doesn't slap,...she curls her fist and has a wicked black belt upper cut, that will ring your bell for a week.
She will also always forgive.

I was talking to Kam and we realized tomorrow it is 4 years since we first got together. We actually figured out the date because there was a tornado the day he was going home so I looked up the date of that tornado. It was a rare event where it happened, and we knew it was the end of June about 3 or 4 years ago.

Four years went by so fast...

I am so glad I found this site. Who ever would have guessed I would meet the love of my life on a sex website? Thank you to all that helped along they way.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 25, 2014, 02:21)


Longest relationship I ever had, baby. So when everyone at the wedding asks?

  QUOTE (kamarel @ July 5, 2014, 04:10)


I'm starting to think I need to pack gaffers tape for this wedding and not for anything you would enjoy. I was thinking to tape your mouth shut. Getting flashbacks of the bus ride to the sunrise in Hawaii when I got blamed for the "trouble making antics".I'm starting get nervous about all the people that are going to be there and who should not talk to who. You are an instigator and I'm not sure that's going to be that funny except to you and my daughter.
Okay, maybe a little funny to me. Thinking I should warn security to stand by for the unplanned fireworks....Not sure Disney is quit ready for the crew that's going to be there.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 5, 2014, 07:56)

You guys are getting married???????

Okay I did loose it when I read that....
His ears are still ringing from my scream I'm sure.
MY SON IS GETTING MARRIED!

We will be together but not getting married EVER AGAIN! What the fuck is wrong with you! Did you really think I would ever do that again? OMG!

Okay I did loose it when I read that....
His ears are still ringing from my scream I'm sure.
MY SON IS GETTING MARRIED!

We will be together but not getting married EVER AGAIN! What the fuck is wrong with you! Did you really think I would ever do that again? OMG!

Cutting my hay today.........Did an acre get bigger ?
100 done,I've 300 more to cut.
UGHHHHH !!

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2014, 20:51)


Usually, as we get older, things tend to appear smaller.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2014, 20:51)


Usually, as we get older, things tend to appear smaller.

Someone flipped the switch. I feel better now.

Someone flipped the switch. I feel better now.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 17, 2014, 00:51)

Atta girl. Glad you're back to being yourself.

All healed. I am fast to heal. Now just a scar.

i've seen some pretty clever tattoo artists that have turned a scar or two into some amazing body art. i saw one that tuned an inch long scar into a light saber held by Darth Vader...it was pretty fricken cool.

  QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 18, 2014, 04:56)


So what tattoo do you think I should get on my hand? Ixnay on Darth Vader.