QUOTE (kamarel @ July 11, 2013, 00:32)
he meant feast a good sausage feast

  QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 11, 2013, 02:45)


OH! My bad.

My oldest son is engaged! They are so happy. Now comes all the wedding planning and if they can get through that they might actually get married.Funny because I am really happy because my son is kind of old fashioned and wants to do things the traditional way. I'm more the "You don't need that paper to be committed to each other", kind of person.

I knew this would be the girl he married.My other son wont be far behind from what I see. It's so nice when you see your kids grow up and have the happiness you always wished for , for them.

My oldest son is engaged! They are so happy. Now comes all the wedding planning and if they can get through that they might actually get married.Funny because I am really happy because my son is kind of old fashioned and wants to do things the traditional way. I'm more the "You don't need that paper to be committed to each other", kind of person.

I knew this would be the girl he married.My other son wont be far behind from what I see. It's so nice when you see your kids grow up and have the happiness you always wished for , for them.

Thanks Free. And Kam I think I know a place you might be able to find them being we will be at Disney for the wedding.I still figure if you stay with me after being in the same room with my entire family as well as my ex-husband and his family then it will be a miracle.I am just wondering how we can keep my ex from getting drunk and ruining the whole thing and/or saying something stupid to make my mother try to drown him in a fountain in the park.Well at least we know there will be entertainment.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 17, 2013, 15:13)


You need to hire a doorman / bouncer.....?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 17, 2013, 16:15)


Why not. I think I'm going to view this like Chazzy views her neighbors. Reality TV live. Besides I need someone to drink with me that may be a fun drunk. However, if you sign the contract no Kiss hunting during high stress moments. Hey, think we can take advantage of the Haunted Mansion's dungeon if someone gets out of line?

Your dominant hand has a headache?

Nobody wants to show me their boobs. Except L&H.

  QUOTE (kamarel @ July 18, 2013, 00:20)


There's a no Kiss hunting -stalking clause ?...I may have already violated that one...I've also been told endless times I'm a fun drunk...it seems I've perfected it.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 18, 2013, 02:08)


Your can stalk Kiss with any weapon you want. But when the volcano goes I'm gonna need help the bucket brigade.

My oldest son is engaged! They are so happy. Now comes all the wedding planning and if they can get through that they might actually get married.Funny because I am really happy because my son is kind of old fashioned and wants to do things the traditional way. I'm more the "You don't need that paper to be committed to each other", kind of person.

I knew this would be the girl he married.My other son wont be far behind from what I see. It's so nice when you see your kids grow up and have the happiness you always wished for , for them.

Your dominant hand has a headache?

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 18, 2013, 17:29)

I have been away too long - that took me a minute to get!

  QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 19, 2013, 15:19)

Yeah, we were wondering where you disappeared to

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 19, 2013, 15:49)

Aww did ya miss me, need a good spanking eehh?

However, if you sign the contract no Kiss hunting during high stress moments. Hey, think we can take advantage of the Haunted Mansion's dungeon if someone gets out of line?

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 17, 2013, 04:15)

Awesome & Congrats to them, and you!

Found this on an ehow article on palm reading and what your hands say about you.

The middle finger, called the "wall" finger, represents your attitude towards authority and mental boundaries. A long middle finger is found on a person who takes rules seriously. They respect not only the letter of the law, but also the intent behind it. They are serious, and can sometimes be called boring.

A short middle finger indicates a free spirit who marches to the beat of their own drum. Alternative paths seem highly attractive.

A difference between the dominant and non-dominant hands shows a difference in attitude between career (dominant hand) and family (passive hand).


The only other "meaning" behind the length of the middle finger is a myth about it being an indicator of penis size so that's not relevant in your case!

Of course, this copy and paste article is really just "crap found on the internet" Maybe the doode just loves a good prostrate tickle and massage .

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 20, 2013, 14:24)



Thank you. I guess if I did have a penis, it would be about 8 inches.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 20, 2013, 15:46)

I think a penis would look good in you.

Nothing like having a nice quiet day interrupted by screeching and a bang. No I don't mean a person screening and fucking. I mean a women driving down my street with in an suv full of kids. We hear a screeching of breaks and then she hit the poll. Thankfully she and the children are all okay. Everyone in the neighborhood went running. She claimed her foot slipped off the break. Honestly she was going way to fast to start and most of us believe she was distracted either by the children or a cell phone. Scared the hell out of everyone.I wish people would would slow down and pay attention to what they are supposed to be doing. I see way to many of these things happen. Last week my daughter was driving us somewhere and some guy kept drifting into our lane because he was busy texting. This really has to stop.

Would someone PLEEEAAAAASE finish raking my hay for me ?!!!!
If you look on google earth , I raked the hay into a big W.N. ......my hired hand said " how the fuck are we gonna bail that ? ".....like I give a shit...

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 22, 2013, 00:37)

Who the hell needs hay? I'd put it out front for the garbage men to take

Would someone PLEEEAAAAASE finish raking my hay for me ?!!!!
If you look on google earth , I raked the hay into a big W.N. ......my hired hand said " how the fuck are we gonna bail that ? ".....like I give a shit...

Some days you just feel like the bear fucked you - and that is not a good feeling

  QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 22, 2013, 13:47)


The Bear fucked you ?....never heard that one before...
Darling thats why they make lever action rifles....it evens the odds and puts a twenty foot perimeter between you, and a bear with a hard-on.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 22, 2013, 14:29)

I have a pump action . . .no REALLY!

  QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 22, 2013, 14:32)


HELLO.....!! You just got added to my naughty list.....

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 22, 2013, 14:34)

And yes Free - that has 2 meanings too!

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 22, 2013, 14:29)

I have a pump action . . .no REALLY!

  QUOTE (JLee3D @ July 22, 2013, 14:32)


I'm trying to visualize that. I see all kinds of cuntraptions.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 22, 2013, 14:34)

Syb I AM a country girl, even though not a farm girl. I learned pistol on a 357 Ruger Blackhawk and my rifle 30-06
And yes Free pump action - that has 2 meanings too!