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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Well, we had a good start this morning. But now the time has come for you all to go do whatever it is you do. Me, guess I better get going too for a while, got a busy day of well, I suppose Ill do nothing. All have a great Friday.
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| August 31, 2012, 16:16 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I noticed the last 2 mornings, Chazzy was absent. I can safely say we all hope things on your homefront are ok, and hope you can spare a few minutes with us each day. Your presence makes a difference. 
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| August 31, 2012, 21:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Is it just me, or is anyone else getting the feeling they are being set up. My sorry old ass, just got mail from a sweet looking 30 year old vip member. Wtf? Flattered, yes, suspicious, that would be a big, HELL YES! Paaaallleeeezzzzzz! Or, or, maybe all members should undergo manditory drug testing?
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| August 31, 2012, 22:46 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Hi Newbs. Just saw you checking the forums, (4pm. Tucson time). Did ya drop in to see the inmates running the asylum? lol
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| August 31, 2012, 22:59 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
going to work..
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| September 1, 2012, 15:02 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Whats with all the pro "ladies" coming out of the woodwork? I know better than to play with them anymore. Played along with one for months, just screwing with "her", now my yahoo dont work too not so very good. No shit. Had to open a hotmail account. Ya, ya, I really messed with them bad. Now back to business. Anyone want a run down on my rates? Ha ha, you believe me.
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| September 1, 2012, 15:14 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (thechunkyone @ September 1, 2012, 15:02)going to work..
Dont do it Chunkster, you are going to compel them to pay you. Its legal extortion.
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| September 1, 2012, 15:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I see Kiss here this morning. Who died? Just kidding. But I think I know how you get your death notices so quick. I will keep it a secret.
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| September 1, 2012, 15:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I see One here too. Hey, wheres that bottle ya promised me? Dont make me have to come up there and take it. You may send to me: Perve, general delivery, Tucson. (they all know me)
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| September 1, 2012, 15:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Happy September all. This is MY month, for one special reason. I get a big fat raise. (Gold diggers disregard this announcement)
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| September 1, 2012, 15:40 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Do you know how to keep a moron in suspense?
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| September 1, 2012, 15:51 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Blah blah blah. Thats perve talk for, blah blah blah. Understand? Good, now splain it to me.
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| September 1, 2012, 17:23 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 1, 2012, 15:20) QUOTE (thechunkyone @ September 1, 2012, 15:02)going to work.. Dont do it Chunkster, you are going to compel them to pay you. Its legal extortion.
funny thing is i posted this in the wrong spot.
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| September 2, 2012, 03:18 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 1, 2012, 15:51)Do you know how to keep a moron in suspense?
yea just be silent and let them speculate. lol
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| September 2, 2012, 13:34 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
if a hot dog is cold can it still be considered a hot dog. (got it from commercial
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| September 2, 2012, 15:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 1, 2012, 15:51)Do you know how to keep a moron in suspense?
I'm waiting.......................
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| September 6, 2012, 00:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
If you make somone scream "oh god" while laying in bed all night....does that count for going to church ? If it helps I'll keep her cumming every sunday ? ..O. k. that was slightly offensive..sorry
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| September 8, 2012, 07:58 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
lol sunday sex is very good,I think it does count as worship lol..
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| September 8, 2012, 13:40 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bead ya got, the less shit ya gotta eat.
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| September 9, 2012, 15:03 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
One special person mailed today, and another special person, sent me a note. Btw, has Syb figured the "suspense" thing yet?  . I can sure be a prick huh? 
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| September 9, 2012, 18:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Maybe its just me, but a whole lot of the hottest ppl seem to be from Indiana. Not saying ppl elsewhere are not hot, just an observation. Something in the water? First taste I got of an Indianan, was years ago, her name was Brenda. She could do more tricks on a 6 inch tallywhacker, than a monkey could do on a 10 foot grapevine. Turned me every way but loose. Just saying.
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| September 10, 2012, 14:36 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
2:45 a.m. Tucson time. Wheres everyone at? Dont ya know we have a site to run? I know you all dont want the ole perve to start talking to himself again.
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| September 12, 2012, 09:49 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
If my ancestors would not have immigrated from Liverpool, I could have been a Beatle. Hey, its not as far fetched as all may think. lol. Or, maybe would'nt have gotten out of the garage. Reminds me of Johnny Carson interviewing Richard Starkey, aka, Ringo Starr (I kniw these things, as Im an ancient history buff). Carson, "Is it true about all the drugs you guys did?" Starr, "Yes it is." Carson, "How does it feel to have been one of the Beatles?" Starr, "I was?"
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| September 12, 2012, 12:49 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
Youre only 39. The Beatles broke up before you were born
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| September 12, 2012, 12:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 12, 2012, 12:56)Youre only 39. The Beatles broke up before you were born
They did? Thought I just saw them on Ed Sullivan? And what the hell happened, I was 87 yesterday. Go figure?
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| September 12, 2012, 13:03 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
Good morning all!
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| September 12, 2012, 13:06 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
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| September 12, 2012, 13:11 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes.
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| September 12, 2012, 13:12 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 13:12) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes.
Safe enough for ya to view the ole perve then. Morning all. Am I back yet? Hey, Syb and One are m.i.a.
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| September 12, 2012, 13:23 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Here ya go Perve, can you make me some of this? It sure does look good.
Chorizo Hash Browns. skillet-fried potatoes and spicy Spanish chorizo.
1small onion, finely chopped
3scallions, finely chopped
1garlic clove, minced
2tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
2lbrusset (baking) potatoes (about 3)
1 1/2 to 2ozSpanish chorizo (cured spiced pork sausage), casing removed and sausage finely chopped (1/2 cup)
1/4cupchopped flat-leaf parsley
1/8teaspoon paprika
1tablespoon unsalted butter
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| September 12, 2012, 14:19 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 13:12) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes.
I hope one of us had fun.
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| September 12, 2012, 14:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 12, 2012, 13:23) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 13:12) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes. Safe enough for ya to view the ole perve then. Morning all. Am I back yet? Hey, Syb and One are m.i.a.
Nope Perve just busy....starting fall round-up and away in the mountains now riding and gathering.
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| September 12, 2012, 14:42 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 14:19)
Here ya go Perve, can you make me some of this? It sure does look good.
Chorizo Hash Browns. skillet-fried potatoes and spicy Spanish chorizo.
1small onion, finely chopped
3scallions, finely chopped
1garlic clove, minced
2tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
2lbrusset (baking) potatoes (about 3)
1 1/2 to 2ozSpanish chorizo (cured spiced pork sausage), casing removed and sausage finely chopped (1/2 cup)
1/4cupchopped flat-leaf parsley
1/8teaspoon paprika
1tablespoon unsalted butter
Piece of cake. (figure of speach, wink wink). Will nudge you in the morning so you will be fully awake to enjoy. Oh, and the breakfast too. (btw, whats virgin?)
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| September 12, 2012, 14:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Happy I have chocolate.
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| September 12, 2012, 17:04 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 12, 2012, 13:23) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 13:12) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes. Safe enough for ya to view the ole perve then. Morning all. Am I back yet? Hey, Syb and One are m.i.a.
Sorry, I accidently ran them off.
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| September 12, 2012, 18:06 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (perveman @ September 12, 2012, 14:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 14:19)
Here ya go Perve, can you make me some of this? It sure does look good.
Chorizo Hash Browns. skillet-fried potatoes and spicy Spanish chorizo.
1small onion, finely chopped
3scallions, finely chopped
1garlic clove, minced
2tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
2lbrusset (baking) potatoes (about 3)
1 1/2 to 2ozSpanish chorizo (cured spiced pork sausage), casing removed and sausage finely chopped (1/2 cup)
1/4cupchopped flat-leaf parsley
1/8teaspoon paprika
1tablespoon unsalted butter
Piece of cake. (figure of speach, wink wink). Will nudge you in the morning so you will be fully awake to enjoy. Oh, and the breakfast too. (btw, whats virgin?)
virgin is an olive that has not been stuffed by a pimento yet
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| September 12, 2012, 19:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Good one L and H.
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| September 12, 2012, 19:35 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Randomness.
my jalapenos are turning red i should pick them and the bannanas too, getting tomatoes by the day to lots of orange ones, if the frost dont get them again got some brown leaves
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| September 12, 2012, 22:39 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 18:06) QUOTE (perveman @ September 12, 2012, 13:23) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 12, 2012, 13:12) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 12, 2012, 13:06)Good morning all!
Good Morning, Late night and I'm trying to see through very blurry eyes. Safe enough for ya to view the ole perve then. Morning all. Am I back yet? Hey, Syb and One are m.i.a.
Sorry, I accidently ran them off.
....and how would you do that ?
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| September 12, 2012, 23:03 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
I dont do textile. (Like the cute little way I bumpted?)
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| September 14, 2012, 18:52 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
I have a belly button....??? 
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| September 14, 2012, 19:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Think Im gonna go vip in a couple weeks, just so I can properly harra.....I mean converse with them.
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| September 14, 2012, 19:42 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Been out cutting down tree limbs.
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| September 14, 2012, 21:52 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 14, 2012, 21:52)
Been out cutting down tree limbs.
Is there something about "tree" limbs that you associate with other pieces of stiff wood, cause I noticed something stiff in this current pic you are sharing??? 
Oh BTW, how'd I do in my random impression of free? Lol
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| September 14, 2012, 22:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ September 14, 2012, 22:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 14, 2012, 21:52)
Been out cutting down tree limbs.
Is there something about "tree" limbs that you associate with other pieces of stiff wood, cause I noticed something stiff in this current pic you are sharing???
Oh BTW, how'd I do in my random impression of free? Lol
Ya I noticed that too!! a fellow could put an eye out on one of those things,..
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| September 15, 2012, 04:24 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
bouncy bouncy bouncy
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| September 15, 2012, 13:25 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 15, 2012, 04:24) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ September 14, 2012, 22:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 14, 2012, 21:52)
Been out cutting down tree limbs.
Is there something about "tree" limbs that you associate with other pieces of stiff wood, cause I noticed something stiff in this current pic you are sharing???
If he's lucky! 
Oh BTW, how'd I do in my random impression of free? Lol Ya I noticed that too!! a fellow could put an eye out on one of those things,..
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| September 15, 2012, 14:22 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 15, 2012, 04:24) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ September 14, 2012, 22:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 14, 2012, 21:52)
Been out cutting down tree limbs.
Is there something about "tree" limbs that you associate with other pieces of stiff wood, cause I noticed something stiff in this current pic you are sharing???
Oh BTW, how'd I do in my random impression of free? Lol Ya I noticed that too!! a fellow could put an eye out on one of those things,..
If' he's lucky
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| September 15, 2012, 14:23 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
Dammit. Just changed my nickname to 'water', now gotta change it again to 'lucky'. Shit.
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| September 15, 2012, 14:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Randomness.
But good to finally see an old friend showing up today.
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| September 15, 2012, 14:45 |
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