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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 00:46)I love ya, but nope. I have enough crap on my plate
Well I had to try. Guess I will have to go back to the hell hole.
Ma
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| May 28, 2013, 00:49 |
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 28, 2013, 00:49) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 00:46)I love ya, but nope. I have enough crap on my plate
Well I had to try. Guess I will have to go back to the hell hole.
Ma
Do I know you? LMAO! Sorry, it's been a rough couple of months. I havent been around much
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| May 28, 2013, 00:56 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 00:56) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 28, 2013, 00:49) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 00:46)I love ya, but nope. I have enough crap on my plate
Well I had to try. Guess I will have to go back to the hell hole.
Ma
Do I know you? LMAO! Sorry, it's been a rough couple of months. I havent been around much
No I am new here I don't think we have met.
Ma
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| May 28, 2013, 00:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 28, 2013, 00:06)
My dog, she can hike her leg and take a pee. I wish I could do that.
It's not how you do it...it's how well you mark your territory.
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| May 28, 2013, 01:49 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 28, 2013, 00:06)
My dog, she can hike her leg and take a pee. I wish I could do that.
You & me both kiss - so much easier for guys in that area! lol
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| May 28, 2013, 12:57 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
You'd think the Germans would design a John Deere better....
You need to actually split a tractor in half to replace the clutch in a 1630 ,..WHAT A SHIT SHOW...!!
On the positive side...I can take a pee standing up.
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| May 28, 2013, 14:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
I left my bra on the counter, and this morning I found it on the floor. It has become the dogs new chew toy. I really need to go shopping! Toys for them and a bra for me.
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| May 28, 2013, 15:08 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
Since when do you wear a bra?
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| May 28, 2013, 17:00 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 17:00)Since when do you wear a bra?
I wasn't wearing it.
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| May 28, 2013, 17:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 28, 2013, 17:25) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 17:00)Since when do you wear a bra?
I wasn't wearing it.
Hope it wasn't that black one.....
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| May 28, 2013, 18:24 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 28, 2013, 18:24)
Or the plaid flannel one
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| May 28, 2013, 19:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 28, 2013, 19:22) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 28, 2013, 18:24)
Or the plaid flannel one
Or the red one
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| May 29, 2013, 01:48 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Randomness.
I am ready for some sunshine  We need a break from this gloomy wet weather.
Ma
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| May 29, 2013, 01:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 29, 2013, 01:50)I am ready for some sunshine We need a break from this gloomy wet weather.
Ma
...but the wet weather does make your tank top look just right.
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| May 29, 2013, 01:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
There is an add in the Vancouver Sun Newspaper [the copy I have is two weeks old ]...for a Boob Inspector...."must be experienced with the job at hand, with more than 10 years of fondling "....and they want references.
I really do need a second occupation....
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| May 30, 2013, 14:22 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 14:22)There is an add in the Vancouver Sun Newspaper [the copy I have is two weeks old ]...for a Boob Inspector...."must be experienced with the job at hand, with more than 10 years of fondling "....and they want references.
I really do need a second occupation....
Two weeks old?...Forget it, that job's got to be filled by now... 
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| May 30, 2013, 14:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (GG317 @ May 30, 2013, 14:28) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 14:22)There is an add in the Vancouver Sun Newspaper [the copy I have is two weeks old ]...for a Boob Inspector...."must be experienced with the job at hand, with more than 10 years of fondling "....and they want references.
I really do need a second occupation....
Two weeks old?...Forget it, that job's got to be filled by now...
Well I do live two weeks from everywhere....so to me, thats still a fresh paper.
Admit it.. you applied big guy.
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| May 30, 2013, 14:31 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 14:31) QUOTE (GG317 @ May 30, 2013, 14:28) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 14:22)There is an add in the Vancouver Sun Newspaper [the copy I have is two weeks old ]...for a Boob Inspector...."must be experienced with the job at hand, with more than 10 years of fondling "....and they want references.
I really do need a second occupation....
Two weeks old?...Forget it, that job's got to be filled by now...
Well I do live two weeks from everywhere....so to me, thats still a fresh paper.
Admit it.. you applied big guy.
Did I mention that I got a new job? The benefits are quite perky.
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| May 30, 2013, 14:41 |
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Re: Randomness.
I suppose you guys are really gonna milk this for the puns
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| May 30, 2013, 16:12 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 30, 2013, 16:12)I suppose you guys are really gonna milk this for the puns
With both hands.
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| May 30, 2013, 17:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
I've applied for the job, with a cleavage clause benefit.....
I wonder what it's like to suck on the nipple of a union job ?
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| May 30, 2013, 21:51 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (GG317 @ May 30, 2013, 14:28) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 14:22)There is an add in the Vancouver Sun Newspaper [the copy I have is two weeks old ]...for a Boob Inspector...."must be experienced with the job at hand, with more than 10 years of fondling "....and they want references.
I really do need a second occupation....
Two weeks old?...Forget it, that job's got to be filled by now...
yes, and the job listing for bra tester has been filed quite nicely too...
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| May 30, 2013, 23:08 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 21:51)I've applied for the job, with a cleavage clause benefit.....
I wonder what it's like to suck on the nipple of a union job ?
Union gigs have their benefits. But occasionally you do need to take it from both ends.
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| May 31, 2013, 00:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 00:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 21:51)I've applied for the job, with a cleavage clause benefit.....
I wonder what it's like to suck on the nipple of a union job ?
Union gigs have their benefits. But occasionally you do need to take it from both ends.
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| May 31, 2013, 02:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Kiss....as Chief Vancouver boob inspecter, I'm declaring those nipples of yours a work hazard.
A person could lose an eye.....holy shit they are impressive.
How long did you stick your chest in the fridge freezer to achieve that ?
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| May 31, 2013, 02:35 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 02:35)Kiss....as Chief Vancouver boob inspecter, I'm declaring those nipples of yours a work hazard.
A person could lose an eye.....holy shit they are impressive.
How long did you stick your chest in the fridge freezer to achieve that ?
Kiss has nipples? I never noticed!
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| May 31, 2013, 02:43 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 31, 2013, 02:43) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 02:35)Kiss....as Chief Vancouver boob inspecter, I'm declaring those nipples of yours a work hazard.
A person could lose an eye.....holy shit they are impressive.
How long did you stick your chest in the fridge freezer to achieve that ?
Kiss has nipples? I never noticed!
I now realize why they make padded bras...You got to protect counter-tops and stuff from scratching these surfaces with things like that... 
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| May 31, 2013, 13:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (GG317 @ May 31, 2013, 13:58) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 31, 2013, 02:43) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 02:35)Kiss....as Chief Vancouver boob inspecter, I'm declaring those nipples of yours a work hazard.
A person could lose an eye.....holy shit they are impressive.
How long did you stick your chest in the fridge freezer to achieve that ?
Kiss has nipples? I never noticed!
I now realize why they make padded bras...You got to protect counter-tops and stuff from scratching these surfaces with things like that...
Thats the reason I installed granite in my kitchen.....at -38 nipples go hard as steel .
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| May 31, 2013, 14:20 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
got friendzoned...
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| May 31, 2013, 14:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (thechunkyone @ May 31, 2013, 14:20)got friendzoned...
...AGAIN...? dude you need to just tell these girls your interested earlier...
Fool around with them a little first, then be their friend.
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| May 31, 2013, 14:23 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
believe it or not this one is actually the quickest I've gotten in the zone. Didn't wait around (well had to wait for her BF to mess up massively and the healing period but that's a different story. Other than that) I was pretty quick on asking her out.
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| May 31, 2013, 16:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Randomness.
Going to a birthday party!
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| June 1, 2013, 15:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
Coincidentaly ....I happen to be having one.
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| June 1, 2013, 21:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 1, 2013, 21:24)Coincidentaly ....I happen to be having one.
A party and you did not invite us all?? LOL
Ma
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| June 2, 2013, 02:15 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Randomness.
O.K.....Waaaay to hammered to be posting.....catch you all later, before i say something stupid,...like I've never done that before.
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| June 2, 2013, 02:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 02:19)O.K.....Waaaay to hammered to be posting.....catch you all later, before i say something stupid,...like I've never done that before.
I think you just did.
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| June 2, 2013, 02:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 2, 2013, 02:38) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 02:19)O.K.....Waaaay to hammered to be posting.....catch you all later, before i say something stupid,...like I've never done that before.
I think you just did.
Eli and I watched the northern lights while we sat on top of the barn roof, probably not the smartest thing to do.
But we climbed down before he passed out...you think I should go drag his sorry ass out of the middle of the hayfield ?....it's starting to rain.
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| June 2, 2013, 05:43 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Randomness.
Signing on lately to read Syb's antics is like tuning into a show you watch and can't wait until the next episode.
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| June 2, 2013, 07:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 2, 2013, 07:33)Signing on lately to read Syb's antics is like tuning into a show you watch and can't wait until the next episode.
Aww thanks Newbs...I particularily like the beer commercials that are between segments of programing.
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| June 2, 2013, 14:58 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 05:43) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 2, 2013, 02:38) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 02:19)O.K.....Waaaay to hammered to be posting.....catch you all later, before i say something stupid,...like I've never done that before.
I think you just did.
Eli and I watched the northern lights while we sat on top of the barn roof, probably not the smartest thing to do.
But we climbed down before he passed out...you think I should go drag his sorry ass out of the middle of the hayfield ?....it's starting to rain.
Syb's posts are better than a reality TV show - much less drama and lots more laughs
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| June 2, 2013, 18:11 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 14:58) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 2, 2013, 07:33)Signing on lately to read Syb's antics is like tuning into a show you watch and can't wait until the next episode.
Aww thanks Newbs...I particularily like the beer commercials that are between segments of programing.
Syb, someone forgot to tell you those are not "Beer commercials". You don't need to rehearse and drink a whole case.It's just there for you to have a drink or two. They are not going to be shooting a commercial later. That's all in your head. Now put the beer down and go sleep it off.
Just how hard did you hit your head? Maybe you have just been in the sun to long? Maybe you shouldn't sleep. Is there someone there to wake you every hour to check on you?
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| June 3, 2013, 05:08 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 3, 2013, 05:08) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 14:58) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 2, 2013, 07:33)Signing on lately to read Syb's antics is like tuning into a show you watch and can't wait until the next episode.
Aww thanks Newbs...I particularily like the beer commercials that are between segments of programing.
Syb, someone forgot to tell you those are not "Beer commercials". You don't need to rehearse and drink a whole case.It's just there for you to have a drink or two. They are not going to be shooting a commercial later. That's all in your head. Now put the beer down and go sleep it off.
Just how hard did you hit your head? Maybe you have just been in the sun to long? Maybe you shouldn't sleep. Is there someone there to wake you every hour to check on you?
So that explains the headaches every morning...and the theme song "Beer for my Horses" thats constantly playing in my head.
....and trust me NOBODY wants to wake me every hour, that would be a bit risky , although waking me once or twice, for a headstart to the day wouldn't be a bad thing.
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| June 3, 2013, 14:14 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Randomness.
Just took a two hour test for a job interview. I'm mentally challenged in regards to anything involving, "Sales". Too bad to, since I was applying for a job in inventory control?... 
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| June 3, 2013, 18:07 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (GG317 @ June 3, 2013, 18:07)Just took a two hour test for a job interview. I'm mentally challenged in regards to anything involving, "Sales". Too bad to, since I was applying for a job in inventory control?...
Well good luck GG I hope it works out for ya. Whatever happened to good ol personal interviews and trusting a gut feeling about someone??
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| June 3, 2013, 20:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (JLee3D @ June 3, 2013, 20:47) QUOTE (GG317 @ June 3, 2013, 18:07)Just took a two hour test for a job interview. I'm mentally challenged in regards to anything involving, "Sales". Too bad to, since I was applying for a job in inventory control?...
Well good luck GG I hope it works out for ya. Whatever happened to good ol personal interviews and trusting a gut feeling about someone??
Long, long, long fucking gone! I had hoped and prayed for six months for an interview like it use to be. I final got it and hired on the spot, no second interview, just a credit and drug test, and finger prints.
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| June 4, 2013, 02:01 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Randomness.
You passed a drug and finger print test?
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| June 4, 2013, 02:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 4, 2013, 02:03)You passed a drug and finger print test?
Yes, I passed the drugs, and was finger printed. I did not have a finger print test. Who are you anyway?
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| June 4, 2013, 02:05 |
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Re: Randomness.
I was worried that your finger prints may have shown up on a case involving assault with a wine bottle
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| June 4, 2013, 02:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 4, 2013, 02:08)I was worried that your finger prints may have shown up on a case involving assault with a wine bottle
Yes, I was kinda of worried myself!!!
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| June 4, 2013, 02:10 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Randomness.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 4, 2013, 02:10) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 4, 2013, 02:08)I was worried that your finger prints may have shown up on a case involving assault with a wine bottle
Yes, I was kinda of worried myself!!!
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