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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Spaghetti
An Italian man has an affair with and Italian woman. For years it goes on, getting more and more intense as it progresses. Finally, one day, she tell the guy that she's pregnant. He thinks to himself, "How can I fix this? If my affair is found out, my wife's father will have me fitted for cement shoes!" So he comes up with a plan. He convinces her to go back to the old country, back to Italy. When you have the child, I'll send you a check every week until the child's 18th birthday." he tells her.
"But how will you know when I have the baby?" she asked.
"Send me a postcard, but just write on the back...'Spaghetti'". She agrees and is whisked off to Italy.
About 8 months later, the guys wife comes to him with a confused look on her face.
"Honey, you just got a card in the mail with a confusing phrase, from the old country?!"
"Thanks, I'll take care of it, just leave it on the counter." he quips.
"But why would someone write this on a card?" she added.
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti...three with meatballs, two without. Need way more sauce?!..." 
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| August 24, 2012, 01:51 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Spaghetti
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| August 24, 2012, 08:01 |
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