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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Man in the mirror
So I only have one or two mirrors in my home, and really don't spend alot of time looking into it, but yesterday I noticed , to my horror ,a few grey hairs, on my head. Upon further inspection, I noticed hair growing out of my ears , and my eyebrows getting a little lengthy, and growing closer togethor in the middle. Now I was warned by certain people in the lobby that I was in store for this soon, .....but WTF I'm only 37...what should I expect next? Where is this grey hair going to travel? How long do I have before I start looking like George Burns ? I didn't sign up for this shit.
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| August 22, 2012, 01:44 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
My most intellegent, and kind answer is,  Wait till your ball sack gets caught in your bicycle chain. Now we have a problem.
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| August 22, 2012, 01:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
Now, if you look in the mirror, and see me looking back, theres a justified suicide deal right there.
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| August 22, 2012, 01:58 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
lol hair growing out your nose,then all your hair slowly slides down the back of your neck,until you have a huge forhead lol..some lands on your back making for a nice coushion when you lay back lol..then of course hair grows from wierd places it never was before like the ridge around your ears,lobes.your shoulders get patches,eye brows get huge and bushy lol.lower back gets a carpet,yea the list goes on,and if it wasnt enough,mine grows so fast if I skip a day,it takes serious effort to mow it back, hehe...
If i didnt buzz mine back all the time all you would see is the tip of my nose and small circles around my eyes,Honestly i think im turning into Harry,from harry and the hendersons ..lol,so welcome to my sasquach club for men.lol
If you plan on breaking even dont let it get ahead of you to far, lmfao SY..maybe some gretian formula 66 is in order for you whipper Snapper lol..
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| August 22, 2012, 03:30 |
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Re: Man in the mirror
i'm 42, and when i let my razor take a nap for a week or two, lately i've noticed more of those pesky grey whiskers showing up. now my 8 yr old daughter has been arguing that they are not grey, they are white....either way, not good! lol
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| August 22, 2012, 03:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
Your ears and nose will continue to grow, and something will start to shrink.
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| August 22, 2012, 12:29 |
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 22, 2012, 12:29)
Your ears and nose will continue to grow, and something will start to shrink.
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| August 22, 2012, 12:36 |
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 22, 2012, 12:29)
Your ears and nose will continue to grow, and something will start to shrink.
Prostrate will enlarge and you'll spend the night gettin' up to go pee.
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| August 22, 2012, 14:23 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
Wait till gravity overtakes you. A person can lose up 3 inches in height in their lifetime. 
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| August 22, 2012, 15:10 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 22, 2012, 15:10)Wait till gravity overtakes you. A person can lose up 3 inches in height in their lifetime.
Must be that shrinkage thing Kiss mentioned. Hope its not that other deal, that would put the ole perve in the negative catagory. Then, no one will talk to me.
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| August 22, 2012, 15:18 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Man in the mirror
Great.....juuuuuuust great, I have to look forward to shrinkage as well.
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| August 22, 2012, 15:54 |
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 22, 2012, 15:54)Great.....juuuuuuust great, I have to look forward to shrinkage as well.
Oh Geez, dont worry. It gets much worse than that!!!!
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| August 22, 2012, 19:17 |
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Re: Man in the mirror
With all this wealth of knowledge you've been given, I only have two bits of wisdom to impart:
1. Buy a new mirror.
2. Avoid all mirrors.
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| August 22, 2012, 23:07 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ August 22, 2012, 23:07)With all this wealth of knowledge you've been given, I only have two bits of wisdom to impart:
1. Buy a new mirror.
2. Avoid all mirrors.
Ten-four.
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| August 22, 2012, 23:56 |
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Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (perveman @ August 22, 2012, 23:56) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ August 22, 2012, 23:07)With all this wealth of knowledge you've been given, I only have two bits of wisdom to impart:
1. Buy a new mirror.
2. Avoid all mirrors. Ten-four.
Yep. Leave it to Dark. His messages are always clear and truthful!
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| August 23, 2012, 00:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (perveman @ August 22, 2012, 01:54)My most intellegent, and kind answer is, Wait till your ball sack gets caught in your bicycle chain. Now we have a problem.
That would be a little more than just a problem !! I'm kinda attached to them, and feel as if I may need them for future use.
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| August 23, 2012, 16:37 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 23, 2012, 16:37) QUOTE (perveman @ August 22, 2012, 01:54)My most intellegent, and kind answer is, Wait till your ball sack gets caught in your bicycle chain. Now we have a problem. That would be a little more than just a problem !! I'm kinda attached to them, and feel as if I may need them for future use.
Dont believe the hype. If you had been as old as I have, you would want someone to wipe the drool off your mouth, change your Depends, and take a nap.
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| August 23, 2012, 17:05 |
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Re: Man in the mirror
I've never met a mirror that I didnt like.
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| August 23, 2012, 17:17 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
oh wow my hair turned white
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| August 23, 2012, 18:13 |
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (ashkats @ August 23, 2012, 18:13)oh wow my hair turned white
Thats because of how you eat. All you need to do to fix that is diet! 
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| August 23, 2012, 18:29 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (freensleazy @ August 23, 2012, 18:29)
Yea!...Rice Cakes for Everybody!!!...Yippee!... 
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| August 24, 2012, 01:24 |
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hornyhobos
65 / couple
yooperville, Michigan, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
could be worst im being feed ramadin noodles what ever they called;;they kinda spicy
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| August 24, 2012, 02:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (hornyhobos @ August 24, 2012, 02:15)could be worst im being feed ramadin noodles what ever they called;;they kinda spicy
I have a noodle, and been told kinda spicey, and.........?
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| August 24, 2012, 02:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (hornyhobos @ August 24, 2012, 02:15)could be worst im being feed ramadin noodles what ever they called;;they kinda spicy
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| August 24, 2012, 02:24 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol
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| August 24, 2012, 02:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Man in the mirror
Is it just me, or has someone else been aging, or going back in time?
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| August 24, 2012, 09:47 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (perveman @ August 24, 2012, 09:47)Is it just me, or has someone else been aging, or going back in time?
no it's just you Perve, I think your age is just a suggestion from now on.
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| August 24, 2012, 19:35 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 24, 2012, 02:43)I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol
How do you say "heart shaped ass " in Yiddish again?
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| August 24, 2012, 19:36 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 24, 2012, 19:36) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 24, 2012, 02:43)I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol How do you say "heart shaped ass " in Yiddish again?
Arse
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| August 24, 2012, 21:01 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 24, 2012, 19:36) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 24, 2012, 02:43)I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol How do you say "heart shaped ass " in Yiddish again?
Schmuck!
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| August 25, 2012, 00:31 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 25, 2012, 00:31) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 24, 2012, 19:36) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 24, 2012, 02:43)I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol How do you say "heart shaped ass " in Yiddish again?
Schmuck!
Can I watch next time Syb compliments a girl on her schmuck?
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| August 25, 2012, 00:35 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (kamarel @ August 25, 2012, 00:35) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 25, 2012, 00:31) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 24, 2012, 19:36) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 24, 2012, 02:43)I cant even get into what we go throw vs what you guys go threw. Trust me you wouldn't want to trade. And you guys look better as you age and grey. I wish I could say the same for us women. So I say this in the nicest way I can. Stop griping and kiss my ass. lol How do you say "heart shaped ass " in Yiddish again?
Schmuck!
Can I watch, next time Syb compliments a girl on her schmuck?
Please video tape it and post it so we can all laugh.
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| August 25, 2012, 00:37 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Man in the mirror
No I'm pretty sure thats not it...I believe a womans schmuck is located just south of her ass....
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| August 25, 2012, 01:07 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Man in the mirror
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 25, 2012, 01:07)No I'm pretty sure thats not it...I believe a womans schmuck is located just south of her ass....
If you find a schmuck on any women there better be a guy attached or there would be a problem.
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| August 25, 2012, 01:29 |
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