It's a damn good thing we all have our looks...because all bets are off when you spell her name wrong.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 18, 2012, 20:45)
Crap, just caught your post Syb. We are kinda pretty huh? lol. I really dont think we care if the lady who can suck a basketball through a garden hose, knows proper grammer. Somehow thats never crossed my mind at the time. Its like, "Stop baby, hows your grammer skills?" Wrong answer, she has GOT to stop whats she is doing. Ya, like thats happened with me, sooooo many times. Anyone wanna buy ocean front property in Arizona?

  QUOTE (perveman @ August 18, 2012, 20:59)
There are times when i wouldn't care if she can spell, has proper grammer, or can even speak english....and at that moment she can talk with her mouth full for all I care.

Guys, it's "grammar" not "grammer"

It's a damn good thing we all have our looks...because all bets are off when you spell her name wrong.

Yew Vil shpeek like uhs, .....und yew vill like it !!!

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 24, 2012, 19:31)


Ahh he is german Canajun lol

  QUOTE (onehornee @ August 24, 2012, 22:53)
at least someone watches Hogans Heroes and got that.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 25, 2012, 01:25)


I know nozzing...

Don't worry people. Help is at hand courtesy of that wonderful organization devoted to improving the world - the EU

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Don't worry people. Help is at hand courtesy of that wonderful organization devoted to improving the world - the EU

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Many a true word spoken in jest.

Germany are now controlling everything that happens in mainland Europe because of their economic power; elected politicians removed from office, dictating terms for bailouts and repayments of loans etc.

Amazingly, in 1950 this scenario was depicted in Isaac Asimov's Foundation series of books where a large military power was brought to it's knees by the use of economic power...

  QUOTE (wandering5tar @ August 26, 2012, 08:12)
They have tried it by force twice before......this time it's economic, I'm going to invest in a German saurkraut factory, and buy myself a monocle to wear.

already got a german war helmet ,with a mind of its own.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 26, 2012, 22:21)


Well, all men have a helmet with a mind of its own...

  QUOTE (wandering5tar @ August 26, 2012, 22:34)
yes and its shaped like a german war helmet

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 26, 2012, 22:38)


Is it spiked?