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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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One last time
The ole perve, is giving his swan song. I appreciate those who have been so so nice and friendly the last couple years, I truly appreciate it. We have had some shits and grins, but when it comes to an end, it just does. I will be deleting my page in about a week, a little short of becoming VIP. I thank you all for the good times I have had, and hopefully you too. I wish you all the best. Be happy and blessed.
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| August 10, 2012, 01:34 |
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cooter1
59 / male
Small Town, Alberta, Canada
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Re: One last time
May I ask why you are leaving my friend
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| August 10, 2012, 02:15 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (cooter1 @ August 10, 2012, 02:15)May I ask why you are leaving my friend
What he said.
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| August 10, 2012, 02:35 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 02:35) QUOTE (cooter1 @ August 10, 2012, 02:15)May I ask why you are leaving my friend
What he said.
ditto
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| August 10, 2012, 04:05 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ August 10, 2012, 04:05) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 02:35) QUOTE (cooter1 @ August 10, 2012, 02:15)May I ask why you are leaving my friend
What he said.
ditto
Ya what they said
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| August 10, 2012, 08:04 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: One last time
Definitly do not want you to do this, what's up?
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| August 10, 2012, 11:48 |
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mikeem
72 / male
somewhere, Arkansas, US
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Re: One last time
we will miss you
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| August 10, 2012, 12:17 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: One last time
Perve, why would ya do this?
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| August 10, 2012, 12:26 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: One last time
Well, I went to an an alternate universe, found out I am really 84 going on 85, and my expiration date is rapidly approacching. So gonna spend mire time with the great grand kids (got 21 of them ya know), before I spend the last millon dollars catching that Russion shuttle to Mars (yes, I am going slumming), and my cell has no towers out there to bounce signals off. So, I do not know if I will live long enough to get back in range, or have enough money to pay my cell bill, and will probably be buried in a body bag in a pet cemetary. But I have told my family for years, spare the expense, just throw my carcus in the dumpster, what the hell do I care, I am done with it. I hope this explains it. Or, maybe I can put life into a strugging Martian band, and become a R and R super star after all. The possibillities are endless.
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| August 10, 2012, 14:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: One last time
Well, we love ya Perve, and don't want to see you go. 
And one question. Twenty-one grandkids and no internet connection? I don't know?
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| August 10, 2012, 14:33 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: One last time
I will check to see if there is a sale on laptops and internet connections on Mars, or is it Jupitor, whatever. If I survive, I will re locate to Florida. Anyone there wanna move out of state? lol
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| August 10, 2012, 15:23 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: One last time
I hate to see you leave been friends a long time now who can I email and bitch !!
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| August 10, 2012, 21:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:33)
Well, we love ya Perve, and don't want to see you go.
And one question. Twenty-one grandkids and no internet connection? I don't know?
thats great grandkids in the other universe. But thx for your support. Guess its like Twain said, "Any club that would have me as a member, I would not join." (paraphrased) I may change my mind, its a perves porogative, lol (old perve that is, or however old I am today)
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| August 11, 2012, 00:11 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (perveman @ August 11, 2012, 00:11) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:33)
Well, we love ya Perve, and don't want to see you go.
And one question. Twenty-one grandkids and no internet connection? I don't know? thats great grandkids in the other universe. But thx for your support. Guess its like Twain said, "Any club that would have me as a member, I would not join." (paraphrased) I may change my mind, its a perves porogative, lol (old perve that is, or however old I am today)
DAMN YOU JUST GOT YOUNGER... 39 and holding!
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| August 11, 2012, 02:12 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: One last time
Hmmmm. The activity is overwhelming. Wonder why. Seems to make for an easy decision, or however ya spell it. I can talk the talk, walk the walk, but dammit, cant spell it. Damn good thing I have my wisdom, common sense, and experience. Screw having money, it just follows natually. I hope for all here to get IT, and thats what IT is for the individual. Again: Success is, living your life the way you want. Success means different things to different ppl. Mine is living a simple quiet life, not bothering anyone, minding my own business. Its good. And if others screw with you too much, kill them. I always get that warm fuzzy feeling when I have taken a life. JUST KIDDING on that last. Dont get your panties in a bunch (unless they are on the floor of my bedroom, lol). Sure am glad I am normal, normal, normal, and not nuts like you, you, you. Oh perve, ya got em rolling in the isles, once again. Lot of ppl ask me, "Perve, how can you be so friggin funny?" And I tell em, "Shut up" You all be safe, have fun.
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| August 11, 2012, 02:23 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: One last time
gonna miss you man
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| August 11, 2012, 06:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 11, 2012, 02:12) QUOTE (perveman @ August 11, 2012, 00:11) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:33)
Well, we love ya Perve, and don't want to see you go.
And one question. Twenty-one grandkids and no internet connection? I don't know? thats great grandkids in the other universe. But thx for your support. Guess its like Twain said, "Any club that would have me as a member, I would not join." (paraphrased) I may change my mind, its a perves porogative, lol (old perve that is, or however old I am today)
DAMN YOU JUST GOT YOUNGER... 39 and holding!
Got that quantum leap thing between 3 or 4 worlds going on, that I cant control. At least now I have the chance to make all my mistakes again, but be better at. Maybe wont have delete myself, could get dead or in prison this time, lol. I will try to hang on to this age, I feel better than I did at 84. Sorry, I dont date older women , lol. and I am still naked. 
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| August 11, 2012, 12:57 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (perveman @ August 11, 2012, 00:11) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:33)
Well, we love ya Perve, and don't want to see you go.
And one question. Twenty-one grandkids and no internet connection? I don't know? thats great grandkids in the other universe. But thx for your support. Guess its like Twain said, "Any club that would have me as a member, I would not join." (paraphrased) I may change my mind, its a perves porogative, lol (old perve that is, or however old I am today)
Well perve I hope you stick around,it wouldnt be the same around here without a naked man standing in the forums.lol,your kindof like our resident naked chef.My 2 cents worth I would hope to see you stick around your a funny addition to our kinky community,but if you really want to leave I understand aswell,we will just get you an invisible fence collar so you dont wander off to far ok...
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| August 11, 2012, 16:56 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: One last time
If he tries to escape...well, that's what my tranquilizer gun is for.
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| August 12, 2012, 14:05 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 12, 2012, 14:05)If he tries to escape...well, that's what my tranquilizer gun is for.
Load that gun with morphine. Last time in the hospital, they shot me up with some. First time I had it, and I did not love it, I LOVED IT! Then simply put me in a corner, as everything is fine.  . On the serous side, I thank all for your support. Frankly, I was quite surprised by it. So, I have decided to stick around for an indefinate time. Thx again, and I will remain true to myself, naked. See my butt? Stop getting so excited, damn, its only a beautiful thing. 
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| August 12, 2012, 14:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: One last time
NO NO NO!!!!! I've been gone a week and you talk of disappearing? I thought I only did that ? Perve I'll start picking on you again if that helps? If you need to go we understand, but without you it's not the same. Your our friend and compadre, your our crazy naked mascot, your our forum creeper thats up at 3 a.m. ,posting to himself, your our friend, and I for one, have few.......if you leave I'll track you down,... and give you an atomic purple nerpie...but it's family first good buddy, and thats what matters. And Chazzy, I can hit him at 400 yards at a dead run , in a high wind, with your tranque gun.....he'll never see it coming, the only thing is, what do we do with a 160 lb. naked guy from Mars, who's age fluctuates, talks like Alf, and makes Larry the cable Guy, look like a choir boy?
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| August 13, 2012, 19:34 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: One last time
Well, after laughing my ass off at Sybs elquent prose (check the ole perves attempt at sounding sophisticated), friend this, family that, screw it, its a done deal to stay. Gonna hold ya to screwing with me though. Be warned, I have weapons. Thats what us kniwn as the old west. Yeehaw!
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| August 13, 2012, 22:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (perveman @ August 13, 2012, 22:07)Well, after laughing my ass off at Sybs elquent prose (check the ole perves attempt at sounding sophisticated), friend this, family that, screw it, its a done deal to stay. Gonna hold ya to screwing with me though. Be warned, I have weapons. Thats what us kniwn as the old west. Yeehaw!
Good to hear buddy...good to hear......Hey perve , now that we are the same age, and looking for trouble, there is a stripper here named Ginger, and she thinks she may know you, she wants you to pay your lapdance tab, and she doesn't take monopoly money......I tried.
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| August 14, 2012, 02:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: One last time
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ August 14, 2012, 02:30) QUOTE (perveman @ August 13, 2012, 22:07)Well, after laughing my ass off at Sybs elquent prose (check the ole perves attempt at sounding sophisticated), friend this, family that, screw it, its a done deal to stay. Gonna hold ya to screwing with me though. Be warned, I have weapons. Thats what us kniwn as the old west. Yeehaw! Good to hear buddy...good to hear......Hey perve , now that we are the same age, and looking for trouble, there is a stripper here named Ginger, and she thinks she may know you, she wants you to pay your lapdance tab, and she doesn't take monopoly money......I tried.
Oh, if course I know Ginger (I am a lying S.O.B.)n she stopped by last night (lie), we all were naked and jumped,in a pile (in my dreams). Payed her in real money (not), I am so desperate (true), not really. (another lie). Can anyone help me? (plz, lol)
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| August 14, 2012, 03:06 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: One last time
Tell Ginger good nite from me buddy, she probably wore you out.....take care Perve, glad your stickin' around, talk to you tomorrow morning . nite
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| August 14, 2012, 04:29 |
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micandy1
45 / male
geelong, Victoria, Australia
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Re: One last time
there is iv checked..
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