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Top Ten
OK - this one is way too easy. This is for you, FemLev, Pepper, CG, Chazzy and all the rest.
(Guys, we'll get our turn later.)
The TOP TEN reasons why women hate men.
#10: They expect women to be as impressed with their dicks are they are.
You all finish the rest. . . .
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| September 12, 2005, 12:09 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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| September 12, 2005, 12:31 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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ummm, I don't hate men.....at all! the things they might do on the other hand, now that's a horse of a different color....
  
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| September 13, 2005, 04:10 |
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QUOTE (pepper @ September 13, 2005, 04:10)
That's what I'm talking about. I shudda said it better.
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| September 13, 2005, 04:20 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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QUOTE (Dreamguy @ September 13, 2005, 04:20) QUOTE (pepper @ September 13, 2005, 04:10)
That's what I'm talking about. I shudda said it better.
Don't worry, hun, I know the feeling!
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| September 13, 2005, 04:55 |
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QUOTE (pepper @ September 13, 2005, 04:55)
I thought you guys would have had fun with that one. Hell, I hear it all the time - everything we do or say that drives you all crazy.
  
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| September 13, 2005, 06:20 |
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QUOTE (Dreamguy @ September 13, 2005, 06:20)
If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no woman around to hear it, are we still wrong?
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| September 13, 2005, 07:28 |
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Re: Top Ten
Because they are men...
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| September 13, 2005, 08:23 |
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Re: Top Ten
Because they pee on the side of the toilet and leave it for me to clean up. 
I don't hate men either. But Pepper sure is right about that horse of a different color.
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| September 13, 2005, 12:41 |
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Re: Top Ten
if you prefer I could just aim for the tub instead?
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| September 22, 2005, 16:46 |
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Re: Top Ten
The first time you pee on my tub.....expect to wake up the next morning to a nice, warm golden shower. 
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| September 23, 2005, 11:57 |
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>>The first time you pee on my tub.....expect to wake up the next morning to a nice, warm golden shower.>>
And the SECOND time he pees on your . . . tub?
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| September 23, 2005, 12:01 |
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I'll beat him with a newspaper and have my way with his naughty little ass later.
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| September 28, 2005, 13:04 |
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hell if that's how it works I'll drink a case and be right over
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| September 28, 2005, 16:00 |
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Me and my newspaper will be waiting.
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| September 29, 2005, 12:47 |
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And if *I* pee on your tub? Will you treat me equally?
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| September 29, 2005, 15:12 |
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darkmark666
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millville, New Jersey, US
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I suddenly have the urge to urinate,as well!
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| September 29, 2005, 20:34 |
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All you naughty little boys better bring your own papers then. They tend to wear out too easily.
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| September 30, 2005, 12:02 |
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Re: Top Ten
Well, just follow this plan: hit BCB with the sports page, Darkmark with the comix, and me with the Entertainment section. Whaddaya think?
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| September 30, 2005, 16:37 |
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QUOTE (heboy @ September 29, 2005, 15:12)And if *I* pee on your tub? Will you treat me equally?
Whatcha mean?? Will I treat you as equally as anyone else who would come in my house and perforn a biological waste removal function on any appliance or furniture not intended for previously mentioned "waste removal" funtion..???? Fucking A I would !!!!
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| October 1, 2005, 14:36 |
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Men are pigs.
But useful pigs.
I like the way they can carry heavy objects, fart on demand and drink beer for hours while thinking they are becoming more witty and charming.
I like their optimism and die hard attitudes. Mleavor is the man.
I like them.. hours of amusement.
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| October 1, 2005, 15:21 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ October 1, 2005, 15:21)Men are pigs.
But useful pigs.
I like the way they can carry heavy objects, fart on demand and drink beer for hours while thinking they are becoming more witty and charming.
I like their optimism and die hard attitudes. Mleavor is the man.
I like them.. hours of amusement.
blah blah blah.... shut up and kiss me already
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| October 1, 2005, 16:32 |
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>>Whatcha mean?? Will I treat you as equally as anyone else who would come in my house and perforn a biological waste removal function on any appliance or furniture not intended for previously mentioned "waste removal" funtion..???? Fucking A I would !!!!>>
Cool! Then you'd spank me with the Entertainment pages, too?
Of course, there's plenty of other ways I can make myself useful, don't have to pee at all. In fact, I would hazard a guess that KB and I could probably come to your house and replace your whole kitchen. Custom job.
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| October 1, 2005, 17:50 |
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QUOTE (heboy @ September 30, 2005, 16:37)Well, just follow this plan: hit BCB with the sports page, Darkmark with the comix, and me with the Entertainment section. Whaddaya think?
What makes you think your worthy of the entertainment section? Once thats gone I'll need something to entertain me. 
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| October 3, 2005, 11:56 |
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There is always the Astrology section,,,,who knows whats in the stars????
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| October 3, 2005, 12:56 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 1, 2005, 16:32) QUOTE (kbateman @ October 1, 2005, 15:21)Men are pigs.
But useful pigs.
I like the way they can carry heavy objects, fart on demand and drink beer for hours while thinking they are becoming more witty and charming.
I like their optimism and die hard attitudes. Mleavor is the man.
I like them.. hours of amusement.
blah blah blah.... shut up and kiss me already
Post of the year... love ya bcb.... 
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| October 3, 2005, 13:19 |
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>>What makes you think your worthy of the entertainment section? Once thats gone I'll need something to entertain me.>>
CuriousGirl, shall it be the business section, then?
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