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Pidz
113 / male
Not Alabama, England, UK
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Retirement..
A postman is retiring and on his last round, he gets a bottle whiskey from one house, cigars from the next. The third house Mrs. Smith is waiting for him in her nightdress! She drags him upstairs, makes mad passionate love to him then brings him down for a huge fry up breakfast. The postman sees a five pound note under his cup and asks what's this? The woman explains, "last night we were talking about what to get you and my husband said FUCK him, give him a fiver! The breakfast was my idea! "
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| August 8, 2012, 16:36 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Retirement..
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| August 8, 2012, 21:33 |
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