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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Old age
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be", announced the sixty year old. "You always feel like you have to urinate. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens!"
"Ah, that's nothing", said the seventy year old. "When you're seventy, you're always constipated. You take laxatives, eat bran, take metamucil - sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens!"
"Actually", said the eighty year old. "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble urinating too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No, not really. I have no trouble with that at all. Every morning at 6am, I empty my bladder, no problem!"
"Do you have trouble with your bowels?" asked the seventy year old.
"Not really, I have a bowel movement every morning at 6.30am, regular as clockwork, no problems."
With great exasperation the sixty year old said, "Lets me get this straight, you urinate every morning at 6am and your bowels work easily every morning at 6.30am. What is so tough about being eighty?"
To which the eighty year old replied, "I don't wake up until ten."
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| August 8, 2012, 13:44 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Old age
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| August 8, 2012, 21:32 |
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