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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
I saw this and wasn't sure where to post so decided t make a general thread for stuff like this. I just thought it was too good not to share.
" It has been scientifically Provence that women can by satisfied with 3.5 inches. It doesn't matter if it's Visa, MasterCard, or American Express."
There was another that had a picture of a woman on the phone and it said: " Why do I have to push "one" for English if you are only go to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?"
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| July 28, 2012, 14:47 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
If 3 1/2 does it for you, we might have issues.
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| July 28, 2012, 21:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
AHHHH... so thats why my ex called it Mastercard, I thought it was because she'd accept it in any location.
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| July 28, 2012, 21:28 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (kamarel @ July 28, 2012, 21:24)If 3 1/2 does it for you, we might have issues.
Lmao I was just quoting. I didn't say it worked for me. Besides I have my own 3 1/2 inch Gold card that works just fine. You give me much more in many ways.....and to borrow from someone elses way of thinking, is excepted in more places.
How sad is it that I actually thought of how discusting it would be to have my American Express card anywhere inside me. That card has been in all kinds of places and touched by a lot of people. Yuk!
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| July 28, 2012, 22:39 |
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 28, 2012, 14:47)I saw this and wasn't sure where to post so decided t make a general thread for stuff like this. I just thought it was too good not to share.
" It has been scientifically Provence that women can by satisfied with 3.5 inches. It doesn't matter if it's Visa, MasterCard, or American Express."
There was another that had a picture of a woman on the phone and it said: " Why do I have to push "one" for English if you are only go to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?"
you know, there is a JOKE forum. 
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| July 29, 2012, 04:17 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2012, 21:28)AHHHH... so thats why my ex called it Mastercard, I thought it was because she'd accept it in any location.
lmfao Sy
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| July 29, 2012, 23:11 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2012, 21:28)AHHHH... so thats why my ex called it Mastercard, I thought it was because she'd accept it in any location.
I thought it was American Express which is accepted everywhere?
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| July 30, 2012, 00:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 30, 2012, 00:48) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 28, 2012, 21:28)AHHHH... so thats why my ex called it Mastercard, I thought it was because she'd accept it in any location.
I thought it was American Express which is accepted everywhere?
That only happened when we were visiting the U.S. and I was having myself a selfish....or an express lay, and I was very much in a hurry, it was usually followed by a heartfelt apology from me, then a thank-you for the American express
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| July 30, 2012, 02:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
....Although it's a mystery to me what a VISA is....possibly vaginal insert by sy's ample something or other,?.. I don't know
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| July 30, 2012, 02:42 |
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
I named mine American Express too. Not because it's accepted everywhere, but because I dont leave home without it
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| July 30, 2012, 15:07 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 30, 2012, 02:42)....Although it's a mystery to me what a VISA is....possibly vaginal insert by sy's ample something or other,?.. I don't know
lmfao
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| July 30, 2012, 20:36 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
Since I started this thread and its basically a thread about nothing I decided I'm going to use it today to vent for a minute. Only because I only have a minute.This is my week from hell. I am going to feel sorry for myself.
I love my mother but she did something that just made my week so much worse yesterday. She decided to wake me by calling me up and screaming about something that was totally wrong on her part and she insists I'm not telling her something because I didn't think I would want to her to know. When all it really is is a fuck up at the tax office that made it online and she would rather believe they can't make a mistake? REALLY? Especially being it happened to her even worse many years ago. OK I am over that (Somewhat)
However I have been going through paperwork hell because I have the ex-husband to beat all ex-husbands. I have to have the record for the longest divorce nightmare in history! Normally I don't wish him any bad will and can't say I even hate him, except when he does shit that effects my kids in a bad way.
SO here we are going back to court. The funny thing is he always starts this shit thinking he is right then it opens a whole can of worms like the fact that he owes me a small fortune!Not to mention that he has ignored every fucking court order ever given to him! That's the part that has me pissed at the moment. I have had to go through ALL OF THESE COURT ORDERS AGAIN!!!! I have to write the cross motion, answer his motion, ask for enforcement again of all these motions, READ all this crap again (Which only pisses me off) Then cross reference it all, print all the supporting documents, type all the shit up and copy it all 3 times and 2 extra times for some forms then , go back to the court house file this then the post office and send it certified mail (Which he always ignores) Just to go back to court to hear another judge tell him he better do everything he is ordered to do and he will only ignore it all AGAIN!
Yeah I need some sleep but I can't because I have several appointments I can't blow off today and Did I mention I'm in so much pain that I can't stand upright or stand much at all to be honest! Fuck it! TODAY I HATE HIM! Anyone want to type all this crap I have written out now? And and don't forget I need it notarized.I guess the notary is on the to do list for tomorrow before the court house. OK I better get back to it. And my daughter wants to know if I can die her hair for her today. Seriously......
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| August 1, 2012, 12:33 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
I can't believe I just ate her...."Rice Cake" and liked it. ( I didn't know where to put that remark, but it seemed appropriate to leave it here.)  
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| August 1, 2012, 21:39 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 1, 2012, 12:33)Since I started this thread and its basically a thread about nothing I decided I'm going to use it today to vent for a minute. Only because I only have a minute.This is my week from hell. I am going to feel sorry for myself.
I love my mother but she did something that just made my week so much worse yesterday. She decided to wake me by calling me up and screaming about something that was totally wrong on her part and she insists I'm not telling her something because I didn't think I would want to her to know. When all it really is is a fuck up at the tax office that made it online and she would rather believe they can't make a mistake? REALLY? Especially being it happened to her even worse many years ago. OK I am over that (Somewhat)
However I have been going through paperwork hell because I have the ex-husband to beat all ex-husbands. I have to have the record for the longest divorce nightmare in history! Normally I don't wish him any bad will and can't say I even hate him, except when he does shit that effects my kids in a bad way.
SO here we are going back to court. The funny thing is he always starts this shit thinking he is right then it opens a whole can of worms like the fact that he owes me a small fortune!Not to mention that he has ignored every fucking court order ever given to him! That's the part that has me pissed at the moment. I have had to go through ALL OF THESE COURT ORDERS AGAIN!!!! I have to write the cross motion, answer his motion, ask for enforcement again of all these motions, READ all this crap again (Which only pisses me off) Then cross reference it all, print all the supporting documents, type all the shit up and copy it all 3 times and 2 extra times for some forms then , go back to the court house file this then the post office and send it certified mail (Which he always ignores) Just to go back to court to hear another judge tell him he better do everything he is ordered to do and he will only ignore it all AGAIN!
Yeah I need some sleep but I can't because I have several appointments I can't blow off today and Did I mention I'm in so much pain that I can't stand upright or stand much at all to be honest! Fuck it! TODAY I HATE HIM! Anyone want to type all this crap I have written out now? And and don't forget I need it notarized.I guess the notary is on the to do list for tomorrow before the court house. OK I better get back to it. And my daughter wants to know if I can die her hair for her today. Seriously......
Tell her you can dye her hair if she types it up. Then put on your shirt that says "I can only please one person a day and you are not it. (And tomorrow's not looking good for you either.)"
Sending you happy thoughts! It will get better.
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| August 3, 2012, 00:26 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (MnJTX @ August 3, 2012, 00:26) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 1, 2012, 12:33)Since I started this thread and its basically a thread about nothing I decided I'm going to use it today to vent for a minute. Only because I only have a minute.This is my week from hell. I am going to feel sorry for myself.
I love my mother but she did something that just made my week so much worse yesterday. She decided to wake me by calling me up and screaming about something that was totally wrong on her part and she insists I'm not telling her something because I didn't think I would want to her to know. When all it really is is a fuck up at the tax office that made it online and she would rather believe they can't make a mistake? REALLY? Especially being it happened to her even worse many years ago. OK I am over that (Somewhat)
However I have been going through paperwork hell because I have the ex-husband to beat all ex-husbands. I have to have the record for the longest divorce nightmare in history! Normally I Dammit.
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| August 3, 2012, 00:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Funny or interesting things I come across that just don't fit in other threads so I made one for general stuff.
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ August 1, 2012, 21:39)I can't believe I just ate her...."Rice Cake" and liked it. ( I didn't know where to put that remark, but it seemed appropriate to leave it here.)
now thats when you know she's really hot.....you'll eat rice cakes and say you enjoyed them...lmao
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| August 4, 2012, 21:08 |
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