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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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I Learned Something New
Laws in Arizona
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
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July 23, 2012, 13:12 |
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Re: I Learned Something New
There's an ass in my tub every time I get in it.
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July 23, 2012, 14:15 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
I knew about the water law. Now I have to cancel that camel hunting trip, and get my donkey out of the tub. Crap, this place aint no fun any more, I will be leaving the state now. Well the ball is rolling on blue laws now, so, somehere, it is illegal to spit on the sidewalk. But I am at a loss on that one. Does it mean, as you are standing on a sidewalk, spitting? Or, spitting onto a sidwalk? What a pleasent thing to think about at breakfast huh?
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July 23, 2012, 14:32 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 23, 2012, 13:12)Laws in Arizona
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. OMG lol yea we have some silly laws in our world..lmfao Kiss,how you stumbled on this?lol ..
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July 23, 2012, 15:38 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
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July 23, 2012, 16:15 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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July 23, 2012, 16:34 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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July 25, 2012, 15:06 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
omg is it a wonder our socuiety is so screwed up,now I have to pass on my knitting when visiting Newbs sons bar during fishing season lol
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July 25, 2012, 16:26 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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July 25, 2012, 22:45 |
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sexyone1
64 / male Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
I guess it's OK to give your children away.
I guess all those old geezers will have to put straps on their gowns!
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July 26, 2012, 01:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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July 26, 2012, 03:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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July 27, 2012, 14:53 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
CALIFORNIA !
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat. ( I guess it would be okay if you were topless?)
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
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July 27, 2012, 14:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: I Learned Something New
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 27, 2012, 14:54)CALIFORNIA !
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat. ( I guess it would be okay if you were topless?)
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. So if I own over 400 cows, how many boots should I own,without appearing girly ?
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July 29, 2012, 00:02 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
lmfao yea we are in good hands with our leadership in the good ole USA lol,
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July 29, 2012, 01:40 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I Learned Something New
I learned that you can only drink so much water plain before you loath the taste...
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July 29, 2012, 05:11 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: I Learned Something New
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ July 29, 2012, 05:11)I learned that you can only drink so much water plain before you loath the taste...
Wouldn't this apply to anything if that is ALL you drank?
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July 29, 2012, 05:52 |
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