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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling!
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had dies, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack wile we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, me dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fucking ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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| July 19, 2012, 20:50 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Sunday Morning Sex
 
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| July 19, 2012, 22:16 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Sunday Morning Sex
lol
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| July 21, 2012, 20:16 |
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