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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Stupid News
Ok. Was driving home and they mentioned the drought in the midwest. '...is a climatologist with the National Weather Service. Well with the warm spring we had, the moisture evaporated from the ground and with the lack of precipitation we have drought conditions...'
Ok. So it was warm and dry through the spring and that sucked the water from the ground. And because it hasn't rained its extremely dry.
Thanks Les Nesman. I couldn't have guessed.
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| July 16, 2012, 22:07 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Stupid News
Yep News really isn't NEWS anymore. I laugh every time they have the so called experts say stupid shit like "we are in a drought because we had no rain in a very long time." I want to say "so that's why you paid $100,000 for a degree to say that!"
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| July 16, 2012, 23:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Stupid News
Sounds like the ole perve would qualify as. A newscaster. I say stupid crap all the time. Like, (giving all a taste of my sense of humor, hey, for real) In a Walmart one day, bought a 2 liter of soda, asked for a carry out. Ya, just to see others reactions. Now talking off the top of my head like that, in public, you have to admit, is a fun hobby.  . And 
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| July 17, 2012, 00:44 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Stupid News
News flash! A man has barricaded himself in a mid town residence. He has no hostasges, no weapons, and no one is paying attention. Carlin. I think you may be refering to that type of newscastser?
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| July 17, 2012, 01:00 |
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Re: Stupid News
QUOTE (kamarel @ July 16, 2012, 22:07)Ok. Was driving home and they mentioned the drought in the midwest. '...is a climatologist with the National Weather Service. Well with the warm spring we had, the moisture evaporated from the ground and with the lack of precipitation we have drought conditions...'
Ok. So it was warm and dry through the spring and that sucked the water from the ground. And because it hasn't rained its extremely dry.
Thanks Les Nesman. I couldn't have guessed.
As always, well said my friend!
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| July 17, 2012, 02:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Stupid News
all i know is it was dry last year , we dug a hole 8 or so feet deep , juswt dry sand and rocks,m and its still dry
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| July 18, 2012, 06:10 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Stupid News
LOL yea I take the news and weather in small doses so the stupid effect doesnt wear off..
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| July 18, 2012, 13:01 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Stupid News
In the news yesterday, the police broke up a gathering of wild turkey's in the road on a major route near me. The turkeys were asked, "To play nice on the side of the road." was how it was worded in the paper. They complied and traffic resumed without incident. I didn't know local law enforcement had it in them to do a little turkey whispering...   
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| July 18, 2012, 14:47 |
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