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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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goofy shirts
would ya wear one out in public that has something funky on it?
i found a shirt in the ditch down in Kentucky with a bunch of rats fucking all over it in different positions and so on , and don't ask me how it ended up in the ditch , it was like brand new....
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| July 16, 2012, 21:58 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Damn rats. They are having all the fun. I have a t shirt that says, "Dont pretend you dont want some of this." And of course has a pic of someone else, lol.
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| July 17, 2012, 01:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: goofy shirts
My ex-husband's pride and joy was a cap "Smile if you're Horny". He never wore it in my presence, but he did wear it.
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| July 17, 2012, 02:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I did give my girl friend a T-shirt for her birthday. A black T-shirt with "EVO" on the pocket. She looked at with a curious smile. I said, "Turn it around."
In big, neon green letters, "FUCK YOUR PERFECTION!"
She loved it, as did her husband, and son.
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| July 17, 2012, 02:23 |
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Re: goofy shirts
I proudly wear my Beatles and Stones shirts. And I rarely wear t-shirts, but 2 that I also wear say "The rules dont apply to me" and "Sarcasm, my best quality". That pretty much sums things up. At lesat in my world
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| July 17, 2012, 02:26 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 17, 2012, 02:23)
I did give my girl friend a T-shirt for her birthday. A black T-shirt with "EVO" on the pocket. She looked at with a curious smile. I said, "Turn it around."
In big, neon green letters, "FUCK YOUR PERFECTION!"
She loved it, as did her husband, and son.
a bit too kinky for me.
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| July 17, 2012, 02:43 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I used to have a black cap that said "Good girls wear white hats" in white lettering. I miss that hat it always got a smile.
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| July 17, 2012, 02:50 |
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Re: Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (perveman @ July 17, 2012, 02:43) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 17, 2012, 02:23)
I did give my girl friend a T-shirt for her birthday. A black T-shirt with "EVO" on the pocket. She looked at with a curious smile. I said, "Turn it around."
In big, neon green letters, "FUCK YOUR PERFECTION!"
She loved it, as did her husband, and son.
a bit too kinky for me.
like you even would wear a shirt Perveman 
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| July 17, 2012, 02:50 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 17, 2012, 02:50) QUOTE (perveman @ July 17, 2012, 02:43) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 17, 2012, 02:23)
I did give my girl friend a T-shirt for her birthday. A black T-shirt with "EVO" on the pocket. She looked at with a curious smile. I said, "Turn it around."
In big, neon green letters, "FUCK YOUR PERFECTION!"
She loved it, as did her husband, and son.
a bit too kinky for me. like you even would wear a shirt Perveman
Looks good hanging in the closet though. But I do have to go out as anyone though.
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| July 17, 2012, 03:02 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I use to wear one, "I'm warm and gentle, TRY ME!"
It was actually an advertisment, can you guess the product?
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| July 17, 2012, 03:34 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: goofy shirts
i luv goofy shirts. i want one with a arrow pointed down saying something fun you can ride
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| July 17, 2012, 18:12 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Made on once, where I copied the design from a sign for a fire-extinguisher with the arrow pointing straight down. Sometimes the simplest ones make the boldest and funniest statements... 
I got one for my birthday from my best-friend just a couple of months ago. It depicts three leprechauns. One is dancing a jig, the middle drinking a beer, and the third puking rainbows into a pot of gold...  
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| July 18, 2012, 01:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Actually have 2 shirts one reads,,I YOU CNA READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF on the back of mine,The other one reads on the front I"M THE BITCH THAT FELL OFF.my ex and I wore them alot when riding,I still have those .
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| July 18, 2012, 01:17 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Another one I have but dont wear in public has Monkeys fucking in every position you can think of all over the shirt..
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| July 18, 2012, 01:18 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
As A gift I got a tee that has a Fat hillbilly riding a pig chasing a chicken in a barnyard .it reads Them thar bikers was right,It is fun rinding hogs and chasing chicks..
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| July 18, 2012, 01:21 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ July 18, 2012, 01:08)Made on once, where I copied the design from a sign for a fire-extinguisher with the arrow pointing straight down. Sometimes the simplest ones make the boldest and funniest statements...
I got one for my birthday from my best-friend just a couple of months ago. It depicts three leprechauns. One is dancing a jig, the middle drinking a beer, and the third puking rainbows into a pot of gold...
i seen that shirt a few times.
anyone seen the shirt don't laugh at your girlfriend's shirt.
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| July 18, 2012, 02:26 |
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Re: goofy shirts
<----i'm with stupid! classic shirt. just don't wear it standing next to grandma!
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| July 18, 2012, 02:39 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
a lot of the ladies dont like the term riding bitch,even though it has nothing to do with them,i think it has to do with anyone ride behind the driver on a bike, not with them being a bitch. i think the one the bitch fell offneeds to be retermed ... 
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| July 18, 2012, 03:25 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 01:21)As A gift I got a tee that has a Fat hillbilly riding a pig chasing a chicken in a barnyard .it reads Them thar bikers was right,It is fun rinding hogs and chasing chicks..
Godammit, thought I burned those pics.
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| July 18, 2012, 03:48 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
think i seen a poster like that too
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| July 18, 2012, 03:55 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I don't wear T-shirts often. I do have one I wear to bed that has a picture of Tinkerbell with her arms crossed and an attitude and says :Mood subject to change without notice.
I would say it fits me pretty well.
I had a sign on my desk at work that said: WARNING Mood switches from nice to Bitch in .02 seconds and the Bitch switch sticks!
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| July 18, 2012, 05:03 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Mrs K has one too she wears it has four kitty cats on the front just cute they are on the back it has four cat buts walking away, its one of her fav s to wear to bed but its getting mighty worn, then i got her one from pet co IT has a large cat print and say property of a extra large cat its a big ole black footie print , i don't want to run into it in the woods anywhere it might be a cougar
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| July 18, 2012, 05:14 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 17, 2012, 03:34)
I use to wear one, "I'm warm and gentle, TRY ME!"
It was actually an advertisment, can you guess the product?
Cant figure that one kiss!
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| July 18, 2012, 13:20 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
im at a blank on that one too but the wife say she thinks its warming lube ... she thinks it years ago, not that we needed it way back when, it seems like y have to grease the crease
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| July 18, 2012, 15:49 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Got a friend of mine a shirt several years ago. It was printed upside down. "If you can read this, please put me back on my horse and find my beer."
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| July 18, 2012, 20:56 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 18, 2012, 05:03)I don't wear T-shirts often. I do have one I wear to bed that has a picture of Tinkerbell with her arms crossed and an attitude and says :Mood subject to change without notice.
I would say it fits me pretty well.
I had a sign on my desk at work that said: WARNING Mood switches from nice to Bitch in .02 seconds and the Bitch switch sticks!
lol Newbs,I have a coffee cup the x left here that says 0 to Bitch in 6 seconds lol..
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| July 18, 2012, 23:17 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
Got my wife a shirt that said Im with stupid,she was loving enough to find the Im stupid for me,by the way if your just wearing the Im stupid when your better half isnt around ,,well you get the point lmfao...
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| July 18, 2012, 23:19 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 23:17) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 18, 2012, 05:03)I don't wear T-shirts often. I do have one I wear to bed that has a picture of Tinkerbell with her arms crossed and an attitude and says :Mood subject to change without notice.
I would say it fits me pretty well.
I had a sign on my desk at work that said: WARNING Mood switches from nice to Bitch in .02 seconds and the Bitch switch sticks!
lol Newbs,I have a coffee cup the x left here that says 0 to Bitch in 6 seconds lol..
Shit, I forgot about that one. My ex bought me the key chain.
Let me tell you something, he is lucky it was not true!
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| July 18, 2012, 23:37 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 23:37) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 23:17) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 18, 2012, 05:03)I don't wear T-shirts often. I do have one I wear to bed that has a picture of Tinkerbell with her arms crossed and an attitude and says :Mood subject to change without notice.
I would say it fits me pretty well.
I had a sign on my desk at work that said: WARNING Mood switches from nice to Bitch in .02 seconds and the Bitch switch sticks!
lol Newbs,I have a coffee cup the x left here that says 0 to Bitch in 6 seconds lol..
Shit, I forgot about that one. My ex bought me the key chain.
Let me tell you something, he is lucky it was not true!
Yea,A man puts his life in his hands when giving an implied statement like that,My best friends wife got totally pist one christmas when I bought him a boob sippy stien.It looked like a big nice tit ,and you drank from the nipple..fuck if looks could kill.she broke it 2 days later ,said it slipped in the dish washing lol.. he said funny I never used it to get it dirty tho .. lol
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| July 18, 2012, 23:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (ashkats @ July 18, 2012, 15:49)im at a blank on that one too but the wife say she thinks its warming lube ... she thinks it years ago, not that we needed it way back when, it seems like y have to grease the crease
No, not warming lube, but your wife's idea is great!
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| July 19, 2012, 15:15 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
My best guess is From adopt a puppy humaine society,but i dont think its rite for some reason..yes warming massage oil is awsome, I want to find tastey warming massage oil for obvious reasons,Sorry 
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| July 19, 2012, 15:35 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I have a tee from cancun mexico that reads Emacipate yourself! and has the guys feet pointing down between the ladies feet that are spread.I love that tee.
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| July 19, 2012, 15:37 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 19, 2012, 15:35)My best guess is From adopt a puppy humaine society,but i dont think its rite for some reason..yes warming massage oil is awsome, I want to find tastey warming massage oil for obvious reasons,Sorry
There are great tasting massage oils and lubes. You should also try Kama Sutra Honey Dust . It smells great and tastes great and is good for the skin. It never goes bad either.You can use it for sex but you can also use it to prevent chafing, and for women under your breasts so you don't sweat and men around your balls so they not only feel good and don't sweat but they smell great and are tasty too. And to keep this on topic you can lightly dust your clothes in the inside to make them smell good as well works even in a shirt with a picture of Goofy.
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| July 20, 2012, 02:54 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
i remember that niple cup and we could of made lots of them from greenwere, we use to do ceramics a lot and also seen them done , also there was a poster about the same hangof a nice boob and perky nip on it , but had a coment about the milk and its packageing on it , i cant remember what it said....and as to masage oil we had strwberry wet and some cherry warming liq. , but need a new flaver
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| July 20, 2012, 16:49 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
thanks you guys,Yea I get into giving massages and getting them,but a good sensual massage can be all the better with a tasty oil when it turns into more then a massage .Really miss my hands on a sexy body nice oils and spending hours lost in that moment..Have something to work towards
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| July 21, 2012, 20:45 |
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 01:21)As A gift I got a tee that has a Fat hillbilly riding a pig chasing a chicken in a barnyard .it reads Them thar bikers was right,It is fun rinding hogs and chasing chicks..
I remember those.
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| July 22, 2012, 00:38 |
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Re: goofy shirts
In other news----I don't remember seeing Goofy wearing a shirt.
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| July 22, 2012, 00:39 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 22, 2012, 00:39)In other news----I don't remember seeing Goofy wearing a shirt.
lmfao OOMG
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| July 22, 2012, 16:55 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 22, 2012, 00:39)In other news----I don't remember seeing Goofy wearing a shirt.
I do. He wore a Hawaiian shirt, a business suit.. you don't remember? Don't your remember the tutorial on aggressive drivers?
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| July 23, 2012, 12:53 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 23, 2012, 12:53) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 22, 2012, 00:39)In other news----I don't remember seeing Goofy wearing a shirt.
I do. He wore a Hawaiian shirt, a business suit.. you don't remember? Don't your remember the tutorial on aggressive drivers?
Actually remember the tutorials
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| July 23, 2012, 15:39 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
i thunk there was a shirt with goofy on it, i think there was a blacklite poster with him on it tooo and the one with the disny gangbaag too on it...
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| July 23, 2012, 18:57 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: goofy shirts
I never got that one. What was Disney thinking? If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Goofy get to walk on two legs and wear clothes, and Pluto does not?  
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| July 23, 2012, 22:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ July 23, 2012, 22:18)I never got that one. What was Disney thinking? If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Goofy get to walk on two legs and wear clothes, and Pluto does not?
Because he is goofy
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| July 23, 2012, 22:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
ya pluto has a little more brains
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| July 24, 2012, 00:38 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
lmfao you guys make me smile.
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| July 25, 2012, 17:00 |
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Re: Re: goofy shirts
QUOTE (ashkats @ July 24, 2012, 00:38)ya pluto has a little more brains
Ya, Pluto walked on 4 legs, so when he got Goofy, he wouldn't fall over.
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| August 1, 2012, 23:46 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
got one at walmart today with Snoopy on it and he needs a drink so he's sitting under a watter spigot waiting
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| August 8, 2012, 05:48 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: goofy shirts
i need a shirt saying something like Need a bedroom buddy just ask.
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| August 8, 2012, 06:27 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: goofy shirts
that might work...
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| August 8, 2012, 06:35 |
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