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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Wine .....Its all in the label
Hanging around the lobby like I seem to do, the subject of wine seems to come up often, actually alot!! So Free and I have decided to open a winery , in a undisclosed location, and hire Kiss to stomp the grapes, topless of course. We are looking for two things....First.. we need another girl that she may or may not get along with, if she doesn't get along with her, there may be a wrestling match in the press, or if she does get along with the other girl.... well you get the idea.....Second... we need an appropriate name for the wine, and we would like some help with that task. The winner will recieve a complimentary case of wine as a grand prize......... small print, the bottles may have been previously emptied, to assure quality control,.... I'm sure that this may be a non-profit venture so don't bother asking to invest,unless your a heavy drinker, and wealthy enough to fund a inevitable sexual harrasment suite...... So name that wine.....its all in the label
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| July 16, 2012, 00:04 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
How much have you been drinking?
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| July 16, 2012, 00:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
I'm in charge of quality control,soooooo...... alot
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| July 16, 2012, 01:47 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
I never did like wine. Sorry I'm out.
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| July 16, 2012, 04:18 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 16, 2012, 04:18)I never did like wine. Sorry I'm out.
No one is asking you to drink it. Just some exertion in the grape vat.
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| July 16, 2012, 10:40 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Angel's Kiss
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| July 16, 2012, 13:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
The late Fred Sanfords fav, Ripple. Or,when I drank it, Boones Farm. Now thats a fine bottle of wine, for a dollar 99.
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| July 16, 2012, 15:32 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
lol interesting
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| July 16, 2012, 16:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (kamarel @ July 16, 2012, 10:40) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 16, 2012, 04:18)I never did like wine. Sorry I'm out.
No one is asking you to drink it. Just some exertion in the grape vat.
Now your catching on Kam
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| July 16, 2012, 16:39 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
LMAO,Now your talking...Im not into wine much either but if its made from sexy bodies squashing the grapes I have to try it,Its a man thing lol..Cant seem to get a handle on a name tho..lol...I guess the empty bottles may be effecting my motivation in finding a name.
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| July 16, 2012, 17:16 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Night Train Wine and Peppermint Schnapps...Oh that brings on some good memories...  "Where the hell is GG?!" "He's still in the van with your father-in-law, they're still drinking and wondering when we're going to get there." 
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| July 18, 2012, 01:37 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ July 18, 2012, 01:37)Night Train Wine and Peppermint Schnapps...Oh that brings on some good memories... "Where the hell is GG?!" "He's still in the van with your father-in-law, they're still drinking and wondering when we're going to get there."
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| July 18, 2012, 02:01 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
kiss's feet? i do have a lable that say's frogs piss french red table wine .....
i never was much for wine myself but thanks to my fruit sqweezing buddies, im geting the taste for it, just beware of the corn wine and shang wine
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| July 18, 2012, 03:41 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
I donno,I dont even think Kiss has to be topless,Just maybe wearing a sheer white top no bra,and her daisy dukes.with this image in mind,Maybe "Sensual Peaks" Intimate Blend.. I dunno It sorta has a ring, but ?
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| July 18, 2012, 13:33 |
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Mooant
41 / male
New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Wine Tee Shirt Contest
You could add the color of the wine in front of the label name...
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| July 18, 2012, 16:04 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
and what color would that be...???
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| July 18, 2012, 16:09 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 16:04)Wine Tee Shirt Contest
You could add the color of the wine in front of the label name...
A label with a "scratch and sniff"
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| July 18, 2012, 19:30 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 19:30) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 16:04)Wine Tee Shirt Contest
You could add the color of the wine in front of the label name...
A label with a "scratch and sniff"
geez lmfao
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| July 18, 2012, 19:36 |
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Mooant
41 / male
New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
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| July 18, 2012, 20:17 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
Call it sex godess and instead of just feminine shaped make it an actual woman
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| July 18, 2012, 20:38 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
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| July 18, 2012, 21:11 |
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Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think!
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| July 18, 2012, 21:13 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think!
yea I have a beer mug like that, she gets nakey when the glass warms up woohooo.
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| July 18, 2012, 23:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think!
All of the above already taken care of in our pathetic marketing program
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| July 19, 2012, 16:50 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 19, 2012, 16:50) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think! All of the above already taken care of in our pathetic marketing program
Hey! Has anyone bothered to drink this stuff?
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| July 19, 2012, 23:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
oh hell ya,....by the gallon...wait a minute, you mean our wine? Free has and look what its done to him, washing down Cheetos is a full time job.
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| July 19, 2012, 23:47 |
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 19, 2012, 23:47)oh hell ya,....by the gallon...wait a minute, you mean our wine? Free has and look what its done to him, washing down Cheetos is a full time job.
Hey, somebody's gotta do it. As I always say, I go where I'm needed.
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| July 20, 2012, 13:54 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
lmfao Free,I like when we show dedication to our cause,thats comradery 
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| July 21, 2012, 21:12 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 23:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think! yea I have a beer mug like that, she gets nakey when the glass warms up woohooo.
Thats sick One. Where did you say you got that mug again? Purely for research purposes ya know.
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| July 22, 2012, 03:15 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (perveman @ July 22, 2012, 03:15) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 23:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think! yea I have a beer mug like that, she gets nakey when the glass warms up woohooo. Thats sick One. Where did you say you got that mug again? Purely for research purposes ya know.
lmfao perve,as a gift from my drinking buddies,I cant seem to locate it ,looked around and someone has taken my naky beer stien  how uncivilized
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| July 22, 2012, 16:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 22, 2012, 16:54) QUOTE (perveman @ July 22, 2012, 03:15) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 18, 2012, 23:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2012, 21:13) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 18, 2012, 21:11) QUOTE (Mooant @ July 18, 2012, 20:17)Or make the bottle very feminine shaped and make shirts for the bottle as the label. So when the bottle gets wet...
As the bottle empties, the clothes disappear?
Make sure it comes with a straw. I like how you think! yea I have a beer mug like that, she gets nakey when the glass warms up woohooo. Thats sick One. Where did you say you got that mug again? Purely for research purposes ya know. lmfao perve,as a gift from my drinking buddies,I cant seem to locate it ,looked around and someone has taken my naky beer stien how uncivilized
OOOOOPs sorry buddy
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| July 22, 2012, 18:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
One, when you get to my are, the stien is my choice over a nakked lady. Ok, I lied. I can help stomp the grapes for the happy event, ya know, bare feet and all that. Just dont let the games bigin, may get a stirring stick for the vat too.
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| July 22, 2012, 23:32 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
well least it still gettin used lol..bottoms up
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| July 23, 2012, 01:42 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Looking for something to do, I came up with a few funny names for actual wines;
Fat Bastard
Naked on Roller Skates
Le Vin de Merde (Translates to: Shit Wine)
oops (a wine not an expression in this case)
Elephant on a Tight Rope
Bitch
Frog's Piss
Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush
Mad Housewife
Blasted Church
Dirty Laundry
Horse's Ass
and Bad Attitude (just to name a few) 
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| July 23, 2012, 03:06 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 23, 2012, 01:42)well least it still gettin used lol..bottoms up
That really hurt my feelings One. Hey, but you do have a good point there, lol. Guess I will take what I can get, and I will shut the hell up.
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| July 23, 2012, 03:16 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
I seen one called 'BAd frog Beer' this weekend lmfao
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| July 23, 2012, 15:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Grape Stomp at Henscratch Farms tomorrow from 10 till 2. Ya'all come!!!
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| August 10, 2012, 14:29 |
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Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
Sounds like a plan!
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| August 10, 2012, 16:28 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:29)Grape Stomp at Henscratch Farms tomorrow from 10 till 2. Ya'all come!!!
Ya, I saw that. In the fine print, it says "Come as you are." Oaky dokey. Or, I can pick Fred Sanford up on my way into space, and we can drink Ripple. Were comin Lizabeth. I flip a coin.
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| August 10, 2012, 16:45 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Wine .....Its all in the label
QUOTE (perveman @ August 10, 2012, 16:45) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 10, 2012, 14:29)Grape Stomp at Henscratch Farms tomorrow from 10 till 2. Ya'all come!!! Ya, I saw that. In the fine print, it says "Come as you are." Oaky dokey. Or, I can pick Fred Sanford up on my way into space, and we can drink Ripple. Were comin Lizabeth. I flip a coin.
I will have Scotty beam me over. Donations accepted.
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| August 11, 2012, 01:54 |
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