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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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riddles
Why is santas sack so big?
Because he comes only once a year.
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| July 14, 2012, 23:10 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
Did u hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcor?
She woke up with a kernal between her legs.
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| July 14, 2012, 23:13 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
Why is being in the military like a blow job?
The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
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| July 14, 2012, 23:43 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: riddles
QUOTE (ephorea11 @ July 14, 2012, 23:10)Why is santas sack so big?
Because he comes only once a year.
But when he does, he fills your stocking!
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| July 15, 2012, 09:01 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: riddles
QUOTE (ephorea11 @ July 14, 2012, 23:43)Why is being in the military like a blow job?
The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
yea been there on both counts,its true we count the days,hours,minutes seconds when we get cloes to getting out of the military .  . we only have to count seconds with the blowjob
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| July 15, 2012, 13:39 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: riddles
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ July 15, 2012, 09:01) QUOTE (ephorea11 @ July 14, 2012, 23:10)Why is santas sack so big?
Because he comes only once a year.
But when he does, he fills your stocking!
LMFAO 5tar,then we give him cookies
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| July 15, 2012, 13:40 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow
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| July 15, 2012, 17:21 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
What do you call a man who cries while he masterbates?
A tearjeaker.
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| July 15, 2012, 17:24 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
What 2 things in the air will get a women pregnant?
Her legs.
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| July 15, 2012, 17:27 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: riddles
lmao your on a roll
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| July 16, 2012, 16:19 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: riddles
Keep going !
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| July 16, 2012, 20:07 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged
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| July 16, 2012, 20:32 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
What did 1 saggy boob say to that other saggy boob?
if we don't get some support soon people are going to think where not.
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| July 18, 2012, 13:14 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
it's supposed to say people are going to think we're nuts
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| July 18, 2012, 13:15 |
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canuhandleit69
56 / male
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: riddles
You are really funny
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| July 18, 2012, 21:21 |
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