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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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hanky panky
What are 3 words you never want to hear when having sex? "honey im home."
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| July 14, 2012, 23:04 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: hanky panky
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| July 15, 2012, 10:28 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: hanky panky
yea that would be bad 
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| July 15, 2012, 13:37 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: hanky panky
A guy walked into a bar, ordered a double scotch and moaned to the bartender: "an irate husband has written to me, threating to have me killedunless i stop scewing his wife."
"so why dont you just stop?"
"its not as easy as that," replied the guy. "he didnt sign his name."
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| July 15, 2012, 22:40 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: hanky panky
When this mans wife went missing her husband searched everywhere for her. He reported her dissearance to the police, contacted all her family and friends. Then two days later after she had dissapeared he came home to find his wife in the bathroom.
He threw his arms around her and cried "whare have you been? Ive been so worried."
"4 masked men kidnapped me" she said "tied me up and had wild sex with me for a week."
"A week its only been two days" said the husband
she answered "im just getting my toothbrush"
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| July 16, 2012, 20:29 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: hanky panky
to give his wife a break during the school holidays a man agreed to take his young daughter to work for the day. when I got home later that evening the little girl sad " I saw you in your office with your secretary. why do you call her a doll?"
" because my secretary works really hard. I would be lost without her."
"oh" said the little girl. " I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you late her on the couch."
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| July 18, 2012, 13:24 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: hanky panky
You are setting a new standard for us here in the Joke Forum Eudora.
 
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| July 18, 2012, 14:37 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: hanky panky
you so funny
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| July 18, 2012, 16:14 |
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