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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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marriage
A married couple was laying in bed at night. The wife settled down 2 go 2 sleep but the husband was reading a book. As he was reading he paused momentarily, reached over 2 his wife & started fondling her pussy b4 resuming reading his book.
Aroused by his touch, she sliped off her nightgown.
The husband was mystified. What are you doing? he asked.
"you were playing with my pussy," replied the wife. I thought it was forplay for something heavier."
"hell no! i was just wetting my fingers so i could turn the pages."
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| July 14, 2012, 21:08 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: marriage
QUOTE (ephorea11 @ July 14, 2012, 21:08)A married couple was laying in bed at night. The wife settled down 2 go 2 sleep but the husband was reading a book. As he was reading he paused momentarily, reached over 2 his wife & started fondling her pussy b4 resuming reading his book.
Aroused by his touch, she sliped off her nightgown.
The husband was mystified. What are you doing? he asked.
"you were playing with my pussy," replied the wife. I thought it was forplay for something heavier."
"hell no! i was just wetting my fingers so i could turn the pages."
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| July 14, 2012, 21:09 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: marriage
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| July 14, 2012, 21:59 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: marriage
A man and hos wife were having sex, 15 minutes passed, then 30 then 45. The sweat was pouring off them and it was apparent that neither was going to orgasam.
Finally the wife said: "whats the matter, dear you cant think of anyone else ethier?"
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| July 14, 2012, 23:28 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: marriage
Nice my dear... Very refreshing sense of humor.
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| July 15, 2012, 20:58 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: marriage
3 women were sitting around drinking and talking about thier love lives.
Carly said: "i call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
Lauren giggled and confessed: "i.call my husband the minor because of his incredible shaft."
maxine was guiet unti carly asked "what do you call your husband?"
Maxine frowned and said: "the postman because he always delivers late and half the time its in the wrong box."
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| July 15, 2012, 22:53 |
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canuhandleit69
56 / male
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: marriage
Lmao very funny
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| July 16, 2012, 13:11 |
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ephorea11
38 / female
barre, Vermont, US
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Re: marriage
2 married men were talking about their sex lives. 1 asked " does your wife ever let you do it doggy style ?"
"she's more into playing doggie tricks." replied the second man.
"that sounds kinky." said to the first man.
"sadly it's not." said the second man. "whenever I make a move she rolls over and plays dead."
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| July 21, 2012, 16:10 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: marriage
Sounds just like my ex-
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| July 21, 2012, 16:33 |
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