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Manscaping
I'm going for a new look. I'm gonna call it the Abe Lincoln.
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| July 11, 2012, 20:05 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Manscaping
OMG LMAO!!!!You are scaring me. I am just wondering if your shaving the upper or lower part of your body.
I let Kam shave me. I never let a guy shave me before. I'm not sure who was more nervous to be honest. It was interesting. So Free, lets see how brave you are. Would you let a women shave any part of your body? Think of Kiss with a razor in her hand ! lol
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| July 11, 2012, 20:11 |
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Re: Manscaping
We're not talking about a straight razor, are we? I'm sure at some point I must have said or done something that pissed her off and she has far too good a memory to take a Bobbitt risk.
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| July 11, 2012, 20:19 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Manscaping
I have always been told a straight razor gives the closest shave but I would only let someone you trust REALLY well to get that close to any important parts with a straight razor. I think you might be right about Kiss she has a great memory and you might find that she will get even for all the little digs you have thrown at her. I think you should stick to something a bit safer. And for the record DO NOT LET HER TALK YOU INTO WAXING!
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| July 11, 2012, 20:30 |
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Re: Manscaping
Oh, she's already tried to talk me into that!
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| July 11, 2012, 20:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Manscaping
Just don't let her talk you into a Charlie Chaplain.....it will itch for weeks ,and if you can't wiggle it fast enough, she 'll do a Alfalfa the next time you manscape , then take pictures and send them to her friends......you think its tough to find a date now? I'm still in therapy
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| July 11, 2012, 21:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Manscaping
You all can keep your razors, and your waxing... and I will keep my key!
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| July 11, 2012, 21:43 |
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Re: Manscaping
Key?
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| July 11, 2012, 22:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Manscaping
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
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| July 11, 2012, 23:14 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Manscaping
'How do??
Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop
Daintily, daintily
Hey you!!
Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next
Yes you're next, you're so next
How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
There's no use to try escaping
Yell & scream & rant & rave
It's no use you need a shave'
Bugs Bunny
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| July 11, 2012, 23:39 |
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Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
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| July 11, 2012, 23:49 |
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Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (kamarel @ July 11, 2012, 23:39)'How do??
Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop
Daintily, daintily
Hey you!!
Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next
Yes you're next, you're so next
How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
There's no use to try escaping
Yell & scream & rant & rave
It's no use you need a shave'
Bugs Bunny
My Buddy Kam, not only does that work well here, but also under the famous quotes thread! I wanna be just like Bugs when I grow up!
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| July 11, 2012, 23:51 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Manscaping
Set me free, free, Free. Or is it Abe? Btw, except for my shoulder length hair, stash, am pretty smoth.
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| July 12, 2012, 00:05 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 11, 2012, 20:11)OMG LMAO!!!!You are scaring me. I am just wondering if your shaving the upper or lower part of your body.
I let Kam shave me. I never let a guy shave me before. I'm not sure who was more nervous to be honest. It was interesting. So Free, lets see how brave you are. Would you let a women shave any part of your body? Think of Kiss with a razor in her hand ! lol
Why do I picture you on an examination table with your feet in stirrups and a you hands up over your head?
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| July 12, 2012, 00:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter)
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| July 12, 2012, 00:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 00:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter)
I can actually hear it!
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| July 12, 2012, 00:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Manscaping
I know kinda hot in a creepy way, isn't it ?.....we're sorry we'll behave...and i liked my Chaplin, it was the crazy glue that I considered going a little far, as for the Abe Lincoln, that look wouldn't do anything for me....your on your own Free........oh and are you going to use any hair colour, or staying ohnatural...ok now I'm creepy....
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| July 12, 2012, 01:36 |
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Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 20:05)I'm going for a new look. I'm gonna call it the Abe Lincoln.
I will need a PowerPoint presentation. I do hope this will include your plans for the uni-brow and Rapunzel ear hair?
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| July 12, 2012, 14:51 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2012, 14:51) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 20:05)I'm going for a new look. I'm gonna call it the Abe Lincoln.
I will need a PowerPoint presentation. I do hope this will include your plans for the uni-brow and Rapunzel ear hair?
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| July 12, 2012, 15:05 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2012, 14:51) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 20:05)I'm going for a new look. I'm gonna call it the Abe Lincoln.
I will need a PowerPoint presentation. I do hope this will include your plans for the uni-brow and Rapunzel ear hair?
OMG cahzzy i almost spit a mouthful of coffee on my monitor lmfao..
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| July 12, 2012, 16:38 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 00:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter)
One has invisioned Kiss wearing only an everlast chastity belt and a black fishnet tanktop twirling the key on her finger that devilish smerk and evil laughter dominating the landscape..hey if you need help into that thing :p
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| July 12, 2012, 16:42 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 20:05)I'm going for a new look. I'm gonna call it the Abe Lincoln.
dude your killing me,tears rolling down my cheeks,Moobs And Manscape lmfao free.and thats the thing I love about this place  free's abe lincoln,,I hope this mental image can be purged without any side effects lol..
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| July 12, 2012, 16:44 |
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Re: Manscaping
Just trying to give Syb something to talk about so he can take his mind off of baling hay and dealing with wild fires. That's the kinda feller I yam.
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| July 12, 2012, 18:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 12, 2012, 16:42) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 00:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter) One has invisioned Kiss wearing only an everlast chastity belt and a black fishnet tanktop twirling the key on her finger that devilish smerk and evil laughter dominating the landscape..hey if you need help into that thing :p
"ON TOPIC".... I do have hot wax... and nipple clips.
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| July 12, 2012, 19:06 |
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Re: Manscaping
Promises, promises.
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| July 12, 2012, 19:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 12, 2012, 18:58)Just trying to give Syb something to talk about so he can take his mind off of baling hay and dealing with wild fires. That's the kinda feller I yam.
Thanks you do go where your needed as I recall....trouble is I only have myself to talk to, oh and you guys, and we,ve never heard of moobs and manscaping up in this neck of the woods, I ran it by some friends, it was met with awkward silence
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| July 13, 2012, 05:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 13, 2012, 05:03) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 12, 2012, 18:58)Just trying to give Syb something to talk about so he can take his mind off of baling hay and dealing with wild fires. That's the kinda feller I yam. Thanks you do go where your needed as I recall....trouble is I only have myself to talk to, oh and you guys, and we,ve never heard of moobs and manscaping up in this neck of the woods, I ran it by some friends, it was met with awkward silence
I would loved to hear that conversation.
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| July 13, 2012, 11:47 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 19:06) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 12, 2012, 16:42) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 00:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter) One has invisioned Kiss wearing only an everlast chastity belt and a black fishnet tanktop twirling the key on her finger that devilish smerk and evil laughter dominating the landscape..hey if you need help into that thing :p
"ON TOPIC".... I do have hot wax... and nipple clips.
Now that mental Image ,yea I'll keep that one  ,and yes I suppose I could help you with those too ..
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| July 14, 2012, 13:38 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Manscaping
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 19:06) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 12, 2012, 16:42) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ July 12, 2012, 00:46) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 11, 2012, 23:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 23:14)
she's talking about the key to her playground.....
I know, I just thought it would be funny to hear her explain it
Here is the thing about having the key.... I have the power, and I don't have to explain....(evil laughter) One has invisioned Kiss wearing only an everlast chastity belt and a black fishnet tanktop twirling the key on her finger that devilish smerk and evil laughter dominating the landscape..hey if you need help into that thing :p
"ON TOPIC".... I do have hot wax... and nipple clips.
I can see your "clips" have plenty of hardware to hang on to
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