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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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A Cowboy
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman . I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s#*t out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."
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| July 10, 2012, 12:48 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: A Cowboy
That...is so funny!
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| July 10, 2012, 12:49 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: A Cowboy
took me a second, i liked it 
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| July 10, 2012, 13:56 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Cowboy
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| July 10, 2012, 21:42 |
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