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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Bailer Girl Wanted
Need help making my hay.Must be able to use a stick shift, on a 54 horse John Deere,work from dawn till dusk,good lungs that are able to handle diesel fumes and pollen......Other important skills required would be, able to bale hay with a new holland bailer....topless....able to fix new holland bailer.....topless.....able to lift 75 lb. bails....topless....and walk around my ranch....topless...your pay will be 3 and a half....thats three meals a day and half a bed....offer was made to someone else but she didn't show, something about national bra day celebrations, looking after her dogs, and not having enough Crown Royal for the trip.Employer is not a complete asshole ,most of the time, told he looks alright , and a hell of a good cook, oh and the other half of the bed is mine, so you must be willing to share. P.S. Perve this offer is for women only.....but i may be looking for a guy to spread some manure in fall.
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| July 7, 2012, 20:12 |
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Oh, I thought your boat leaked.-----a lot!!!!
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| July 7, 2012, 22:45 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Sy I told you the flames were the wrong color. lol
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| July 8, 2012, 00:47 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
OK now that ad made me laugh. I could have used you when I had to write copy.If you ever need some extra cash I think you have future in advertising. lol
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| July 8, 2012, 07:14 |
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 7, 2012, 20:12)
P.S. Perve this offer is for women only.....but i may be looking for a guy to spread some manure in fall.
I've always told Free he was my favorite turdhurst.
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| July 8, 2012, 13:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 8, 2012, 13:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 7, 2012, 20:12)
P.S. Perve this offer is for women only.....but i may be looking for a guy to spread some manure in fall.
I've always told Free he was my favorite turdhurst.
Free won't show for two reasons...Onehornee stole my still...and he knows I don't have phone lines or cell signal ,and he;s afraid he may go into withdrawl
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| July 8, 2012, 15:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Ho ho ho, har har har, giggle (like a litttle girl). Syb must have me mistaken for a member of the Schit family. Everyone, knows them, Givva, Dumb, Taka, etc. And a little known fact, the Schit family, is related to the Thornturds, remember the mini series. No schit, check it out yourselves.
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| July 8, 2012, 23:31 |
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
I'm more of a shit stirrer than a shit spreader. I'm just sayin
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| July 9, 2012, 01:29 |
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 9, 2012, 01:29)I'm more of a shit stirrer than a shit spreader. I'm just sayin
Like a blender, if ya leave the cover off, it goes all over 
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| July 9, 2012, 01:42 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 7, 2012, 22:45)Oh, I thought your boat leaked.-----a lot!!!!
i thought someone was going to jail
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| July 9, 2012, 05:34 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 7, 2012, 20:12)Need help making my hay.Must be able to use a stick shift, on a 54 horse John Deere,work from dawn till dusk,good lungs that are able to handle diesel fumes and pollen......Other important skills required would be, able to bale hay with a new holland bailer....topless....able to fix new holland bailer.....topless.....able to lift 75 lb. bails....topless....and walk around my ranch....topless...your pay will be 3 and a half....thats three meals a day and half a bed....offer was made to someone else but she didn't show, something about national bra day celebrations, looking after her dogs, and not having enough Crown Royal for the trip.Employer is not a complete asshole ,most of the time, told he looks alright , and a hell of a good cook, oh and the other half of the bed is mine, so you must be willing to share. P.S. Perve this offer is for women only.....but i may be looking for a guy to spread some manure in fall.
I'm sitting on the couch in the air conditioning, eating bon bons, (nope, Ben & Jerry's cherry ice cream). Dogs breathing down my neck drowling.
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| July 9, 2012, 12:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Ya but I told you, you'd have a gauranteed perfect tan, a smoking hot John Deere between your legs, a new flame job on your bailer, and breakfast in bed every morning, although the drooling thing may be a problem here as well......how could you pass that up?
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| July 9, 2012, 13:25 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 9, 2012, 13:25)Ya but I told you, you'd have a gauranteed perfect tan, a smoking hot John Deere between your legs, a new flame job on your bailer, and breakfast in bed every morning, although the drooling thing may be a problem here as well......how could you pass that up?
. Film at 11.
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| July 9, 2012, 14:01 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (perveman @ July 9, 2012, 14:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 9, 2012, 13:25)Ya but I told you, you'd have a gauranteed perfect tan, a smoking hot John Deere between your legs, a new flame job on your bailer, and breakfast in bed every morning, although the drooling thing may be a problem here as well......how could you pass that up? . Film at 11.
Yep, that's the ticket. I want pictures of my hot John Deere, with flames.
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| July 9, 2012, 17:46 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
I think she was punishing herself with the ben & jerrys because she is jonesing from missing out on the ride on the big green tractor 
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| July 9, 2012, 18:25 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 7, 2012, 22:45)Oh, I thought your boat leaked.-----a lot!!!!
That was my second choice, cause I thought he was in prison... 
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| July 10, 2012, 05:09 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ July 10, 2012, 05:09) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 7, 2012, 22:45)Oh, I thought your boat leaked.-----a lot!!!!
That was my second choice, cause I thought he was in prison...
Now THAT was freakin funny....I'll have you know I'm on parole, but visitation is limited
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| July 10, 2012, 18:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Holy snappin arsholes its hot....record heat, and no girls to help bale hay,...and a correction there Kiss, gauranteed sunburn...400 bales done , about another 350 , or more ,to go.......the bailer has orange flames ,and I'm thinkin on yellow flames on the Deere to accent the green, what do you think?.....although it's pretty sexy just the way it is, oh and I've mounted a drink holder on the fender,next to the gas powered blender, for you, just in case you show up here.
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| July 10, 2012, 19:49 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2012, 19:49)Holy snappin arsholes its hot....record heat, and no girls to help bale hay,...and a correction there Kiss, gauranteed sunburn...400 bales done , about another 350 , or more ,to go.......the bailer has orange flames ,and I'm thinkin on yellow flames on the Deere to accent the green, what do you think?.....although it's pretty sexy just the way it is, oh and I've mounted a drink holder on the fender,next to the gas powered blender, for you, just in case you show up here.
Yellow and green happen to be two of my favorite colors. Those were the colors of my bedroom growing up. If it were pink and purple flames, I'd have to puke. I can burn, but have only ever twice. Both times at the beach, and I've never peeled. The blender is very thoughtful and much appreciated.
Raining here now. Big one wants to go out, and little one has decided to hide in the dark recesses of my walking in closet?!!!!
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| July 10, 2012, 20:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
Youve never peeled? That goes against all that is reasonable and right in the universe......I geuss I'll put away my brass pole I have in the living room....sighhhhhhh.....this cant be right....it just can't be....do you realize what this information may do to most of the guys in here?
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| July 10, 2012, 23:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (OOMG @ July 9, 2012, 01:42) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 9, 2012, 01:29)I'm more of a shit stirrer than a shit spreader. I'm just sayin
Like a blender, if ya leave the cover off, it goes all over
. Good one, lol
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| July 11, 2012, 00:25 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2012, 23:55)Youve never peeled? That goes against all that is reasonable and right in the universe......I geuss I'll put away my brass pole I have in the living room....sighhhhhhh.....this cant be right....it just can't be....do you realize what this information may do to most of the guys in here?
lmfao SY,
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| July 11, 2012, 19:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (onehornee @ July 11, 2012, 19:17) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2012, 23:55)Youve never peeled? That goes against all that is reasonable and right in the universe......I geuss I'll put away my brass pole I have in the living room....sighhhhhhh.....this cant be right....it just can't be....do you realize what this information may do to most of the guys in here? lmfao SY,
Ya well I'm going to REALLY catch shit for that one , trust me!!
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| July 11, 2012, 21:26 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Bailer Girl Wanted
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 11, 2012, 21:26) QUOTE (onehornee @ July 11, 2012, 19:17) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 10, 2012, 23:55)Youve never peeled? That goes against all that is reasonable and right in the universe......I geuss I'll put away my brass pole I have in the living room....sighhhhhhh.....this cant be right....it just can't be....do you realize what this information may do to most of the guys in here? lmfao SY, Ya well I'm going to REALLY catch shit for that one , trust me!!
Nah dude remember the green and yellow comment,just dont hide the deere it will distract her
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| July 12, 2012, 16:56 |
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