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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
more native American proverbs
If a man is as wise as a serpent, he can afford to be as harmless as a dove. - Cheyenne
The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs. - Southwest
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache
There is nothing as eloquent as a rattlesnakes tail. - Navajo
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| May 9, 2013, 17:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
I am the lance and shield of my people....Sitting Bull
When the Ojibway came, we painted out faces for war..
When the Sioux came...we painted our faces for death...Manitoba Cree
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| May 10, 2013, 14:02 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Sometimes, answering a woman's question, is like trying to decide whether to cut the red, blue, black, or green wire when defusing a bomb... 
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| May 29, 2013, 19:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (GG317 @ May 29, 2013, 19:30)Sometimes, answering a woman's question, is like trying to decide whether to cut the red, blue, black, or green wire when defusing a bomb...
....and sometimes it don't matter what wire you cut, they'll explode anyways.
It then becomes a matter if you really do trust the Kevlar and blast shield.
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| May 29, 2013, 22:49 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 29, 2013, 22:49) QUOTE (GG317 @ May 29, 2013, 19:30)Sometimes, answering a woman's question, is like trying to decide whether to cut the red, blue, black, or green wire when defusing a bomb...
....and sometimes it don't matter what wire you cut, they'll explode anyways.
It then becomes a matter if you really do trust the Kevlar and blast shield.
or nut cup... 
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| May 30, 2013, 03:11 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 30, 2013, 03:11) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 29, 2013, 22:49) QUOTE (GG317 @ May 29, 2013, 19:30)Sometimes, answering a woman's question, is like trying to decide whether to cut the red, blue, black, or green wire when defusing a bomb...
....and sometimes it don't matter what wire you cut, they'll explode anyways.
It then becomes a matter if you really do trust the Kevlar and blast shield. or nut cup...
With the way some of the ladies have been talking I may need to buy one of those......
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| May 30, 2013, 04:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Oral sex in the morning is what I call a head start to the day.
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| May 31, 2013, 00:32 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 00:32) Oral sex in the morning is what I call a head start to the day.
As much as I like the thought...I don't think that's the right program. We need to make up a new name. The Morning Oral?
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| May 31, 2013, 00:38 |
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QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 00:38) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 00:32) Oral sex in the morning is what I call a head start to the day.
As much as I like the thought...I don't think that's the right program. We need to make up a new name. The Morning Oral?
the lucky man's breakfast...milk, bacon and eggs, toast, OJ and a BJ? (or in Kiss's case, you could substitute oatmeal for the bacon & eggs...)
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| May 31, 2013, 00:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 31, 2013, 00:52) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 00:38) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 00:32) Oral sex in the morning is what I call a head start to the day.
As much as I like the thought...I don't think that's the right program. We need to make up a new name. The Morning Oral? the lucky man's breakfast...milk, bacon and eggs, toast, OJ and a BJ? (or in Kiss's case, you could substitute oatmeal for the bacon & eggs...)
She does cook up one hell of a breakfast...I have no idea were she gets the energy.
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| May 31, 2013, 02:02 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 02:02) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 31, 2013, 00:52) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 00:38) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 00:32) Oral sex in the morning is what I call a head start to the day.
As much as I like the thought...I don't think that's the right program. We need to make up a new name. The Morning Oral? the lucky man's breakfast...milk, bacon and eggs, toast, OJ and a BJ? (or in Kiss's case, you could substitute oatmeal for the bacon & eggs...)
She does cook up one hell of a breakfast...I have no idea were she gets the energy.
What is Breakfast??????
Ma
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| May 31, 2013, 02:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
Woke up tired....I worked way to late last night..
Man I could use a head start to my day.
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| May 31, 2013, 14:27 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
When your at the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
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| May 31, 2013, 14:39 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Nothing is as good for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
Never been a horse that couldn't be rode, never a cowboy that couldn't be throwed.
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| May 31, 2013, 14:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge." - Plato
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| June 1, 2013, 03:54 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Cowboys ain't made by Boots, or Hats.
They're made by the man inside them that still respects his raising.
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| June 2, 2013, 03:03 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
(oh, and btw, did i mention i'm naked?  is my favorite critter)   R.I.P. Perveman
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| June 2, 2013, 03:39 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"People that say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it." Author unknown.
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| June 2, 2013, 08:08 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 2, 2013, 03:03)
Cowboys ain't made by Boots, or Hats.
They're made by the man inside them that still respects his raising.
Thats just the cowboy in us all...
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| June 2, 2013, 14:55 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Laziness walks in my family
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| June 7, 2013, 19:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 7, 2013, 19:55)Laziness walks in my family
Laziness...or Crazyness..?
Alot of people around here call us brothers..
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| June 7, 2013, 20:51 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Ok, it's a lot of both.
And that other thing is just a rumour started by the crazy people here!
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| June 7, 2013, 21:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 7, 2013, 21:01)Ok, it's a lot of both.
And that other thing is just a rumour started by the crazy people here!
Really..? There are rumours around here ?
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| June 8, 2013, 00:08 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 7, 2013, 21:01)Ok, it's a lot of both.
And that other thing is just a rumour started by the crazy people here!
You said you would not tell anyone I was Crazy!!!!!!! and you are Brothers!!!
Ma
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| June 8, 2013, 02:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ June 8, 2013, 02:32) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 7, 2013, 21:01)Ok, it's a lot of both.
And that other thing is just a rumour started by the crazy people here!
You said you would not tell anyone I was Crazy!!!!!!! and you are Brothers!!!
Ma
Well I'll take that as a compliment,...although I don't think Free should, some people in my family are......lets say....very original personalities.
Back on topic :
A person... no matter how hard he denies it, cannot help who his ancestors slept with...
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| June 8, 2013, 03:53 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
-Henry David Thoreau
Ma
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| June 8, 2013, 03:59 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Its easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission
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| June 10, 2013, 12:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
-Anonymous
Ma
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| June 11, 2013, 02:17 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 7, 2013, 20:51) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 7, 2013, 19:55)Laziness walks in my family
Laziness...or Crazyness..?
Alot of people around here call us brothers..
has to be Craziness....laziness won't get off the couch long enough to walk.
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| June 11, 2013, 02:23 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 10, 2013, 12:20)Its easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission
Hmmmm (Yes Kam I'm quoting you.)
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| June 11, 2013, 15:36 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Nine times out of ten, when you go left, you meant to go right... Me
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| June 11, 2013, 16:27 |
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QUOTE (GG317 @ June 11, 2013, 16:27)Nine times out of ten, when you go left, you meant to go right... Me
Not me. I'm always right. And if you're ever unsure about that, just ask me and I'll tell ya.
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| June 11, 2013, 16:43 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 11, 2013, 16:43)Not me. I'm always right. And if you're ever unsure about that, just ask me and I'll tell ya.
I was wrong once.
I thought I'd made a mistake, but it turned out that I hadn't...
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| June 11, 2013, 18:28 |
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QUOTE (wandering5tar @ June 11, 2013, 18:28) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 11, 2013, 16:43)Not me. I'm always right. And if you're ever unsure about that, just ask me and I'll tell ya.
I was wrong once.
I thought I'd made a mistake, but it turned out that I hadn't...
HA! I use that one all the time too! (But sans the British accent)
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| June 11, 2013, 20:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Vaginas are like the weather. If it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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| June 13, 2013, 17:24 |
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 13, 2013, 17:24)
Vaginas are like the weather. If it's wet, it's time to go inside.
BOOYAH!
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| June 13, 2013, 18:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 13, 2013, 17:24)
Vaginas are like the weather. If it's wet, it's time to go inside.
I do enjoy a good soaking now and then.
Never argue with advice like that....
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| June 13, 2013, 19:12 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
The best things in life arent things.
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| June 17, 2013, 22:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 17, 2013, 22:19)The best things in life arent things.
...and the worst things in life, aren't usually things either.
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| June 17, 2013, 22:25 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
"I'm wearin' a thong tonight....don't get too excited, it started out as boxer shorts...."-Larry the Cable Guy
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| June 18, 2013, 04:08 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 18, 2013, 04:08)"I'm wearin' a thong tonight....don't get too excited, it started out as boxer shorts...."-Larry the Cable Guy
That is wrong in SOOO many ways! LOL
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| June 18, 2013, 14:24 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
on the road of life, there are many twists and turns, some dangerous curves, pot holes, and a few speed bumps, those who take it slow through these times, will eventually find a straight stretch of the road that will allow for cruising at top speed.
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| June 19, 2013, 04:17 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Potholes; the way Mother Nature keeps mechanics in business... 
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| June 21, 2013, 17:14 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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| June 23, 2013, 03:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
Cowgirls don't cry...
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| June 25, 2013, 01:14 |
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 25, 2013, 01:14)Cowgirls don't cry...
but female sheep do...
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| June 25, 2013, 03:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"Everyone you meet comes with baggage. Find friends who love you enough to help you unpack."
~Unknown
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| June 25, 2013, 03:29 |
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JLee3D
57 / female
Assume the Position, New York, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
- Chauncey Depew
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| June 26, 2013, 21:06 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Never misuse the one who likes you.
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| July 1, 2013, 00:17 |
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 25, 2013, 01:14)Cowgirls don't cry...
Reverse cowgirls scream.
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| July 1, 2013, 01:26 |
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