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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (NatalieSimpson @ November 14, 2012, 07:15)If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
. Thats not very nice Nat, but it is funny. I like it.  . Oh crap, I WAS boss, we sure had ball thuogh.
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| November 14, 2012, 07:23 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Gaining weight or losing it is in direct connection to the love/hate relationship we have to the inventor of belts and the number holes in it...Me, just now. 
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| November 16, 2012, 00:15 |
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NatalieSimpson
32 / female
New York, California, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you really are and second thing is being happy with what you find.
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| November 16, 2012, 04:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
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| November 21, 2012, 16:14 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
 Back at you know who. So 
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| November 21, 2012, 16:39 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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| November 28, 2012, 19:31 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
If I can't get someone to smile, or at least, get one person to pee his or her pants from laughing at me, then I didn't do my civic duties this week. Me again...  
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| November 29, 2012, 00:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wake up next to a fat pig with whore make-up. Kermit
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| November 29, 2012, 04:45 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 29, 2012, 04:45)
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wake up next to a fat pig with whore make-up. Kermit
. Also known as coyote arm. Been there, done that.
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| November 29, 2012, 22:31 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
In honor of my favorite thing ever, cats...
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." - Leo Dworken
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| November 30, 2012, 01:18 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
I went to bed with Michelle Pfieffer and woke up next to Barney Fyfe. Perve will know who said that
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| November 30, 2012, 13:25 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"I always say I had only one goal in the '60s - actually two goals. When I got up in the morning, my goal was to live to sunset. And when sunset came, my second goal was to live to sunrise."
Bill Bonnano
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| December 5, 2012, 03:06 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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| January 4, 2013, 23:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
I've just celebrated twenty years of marriage, the hard way....with four different women.....I forget who said that, but I'm sure he was broke, and living out of his car.
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| January 9, 2013, 16:33 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Love is hard to find, when the whole world is watching.
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| January 15, 2013, 16:25 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
There is no such thing as a perfect plan, only perfect intentions. 
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| January 15, 2013, 22:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
If I did this before, forgive me. "Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat". Steve Martin
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| January 15, 2013, 23:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
It seems the harder I worked..the more lucky I became..
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| January 19, 2013, 21:27 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
Wouldn't quiet be a good thing ?!
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| January 20, 2013, 08:34 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after reading this sentence.
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| January 20, 2013, 22:33 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| January 26, 2013, 18:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
If boobs were mountains, I would go hiking every day.
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| February 6, 2013, 02:54 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Anybody up for a Clinton joke?
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| February 6, 2013, 03:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 6, 2013, 02:54)
If boobs were mountains, I would go hiking every day.
Maybe thats why I'm always finding lost hikers in the twin peak area.
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| February 6, 2013, 06:47 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 6, 2013, 03:25)Anybody up for a Clinton joke?
George?
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| February 6, 2013, 12:09 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (kamarel @ February 6, 2013, 12:09) QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 6, 2013, 03:25)Anybody up for a Clinton joke?
George?
George, you, it doesnt matter. It was an open question to everybody.
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| February 6, 2013, 12:15 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
When someone finds themselves lost in the wilderness
They lose all sense of worth, and withdraw into themselves
and eventually, they will die of shame.
Others look into the Dogstar...and there, they find themselves.
"Yatonka Totanka" Sitting Bull
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| February 22, 2013, 07:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Always listen to your heart because even though it's on your left side, it's always right.
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| February 27, 2013, 02:13 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
when i was a youngster, i asked my dad,"Daddy, how old are you?" his answer was the same as the answer he gave each of my sibling when they asked him..."I'm as old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth!", my siblings all just laughed and walked away...me, on the other hand, being the smart ass that i was, asked "well, dang it dad, how old is your tongue then!?" dad was proud of me for being the only one too have a good comeback...lol
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| February 27, 2013, 02:42 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Your Soulmate is the person who mends your Broken Heart, simply by giving you, Theirs.
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| March 2, 2013, 18:39 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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| March 5, 2013, 19:23 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 5, 2013, 19:23)You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
said Wilber to Mr. Ed...
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| March 7, 2013, 00:36 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Hangovers...God's way of saying you KICKED ASS last night.   
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| March 18, 2013, 21:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
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| April 25, 2013, 01:19 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Geez, he just had to bury a few calves and shoot a few wolves. what's the problem?
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| April 25, 2013, 01:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 25, 2013, 01:30)Geez, he just had to bury a few calves and shoot a few wolves. what's the problem?
OH it's no problem...unless your a wolf.
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| April 25, 2013, 06:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly...is like thinking a bull will not charge , because you are a vegetarian.
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| April 26, 2013, 00:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cool Quotes
Sometimes, when one person is missing in your life...
The whole world seems depopulated..
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| April 26, 2013, 00:32 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 26, 2013, 00:32)Sometimes, when one person is missing in your life...
The whole world seems depopulated..
That is so true.
Ma
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| April 26, 2013, 02:18 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
i believe...that the cripple stool is the Cadillac of poopin' stools-Larry the Cable Guy.
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| April 26, 2013, 02:26 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.
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| April 26, 2013, 05:17 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 5, 2013, 19:23)You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
ME???! Thank my retainer. Keeps my teeth straight and white... and what a SEXY image!!!
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| April 26, 2013, 11:39 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ April 26, 2013, 11:39) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 5, 2013, 19:23)You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
ME???! Thank my retainer. Keeps my teeth straight and white... and what a SEXY image!!!
Yeah, it's about time to ditch the retainer
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| April 26, 2013, 11:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 26, 2013, 11:55) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ April 26, 2013, 11:39) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 5, 2013, 19:23)You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
ME???! Thank my retainer. Keeps my teeth straight and white... and what a SEXY image!!!
Yeah, it's about time to ditch the retainer
Your not into oraly mounted sharp metal objects , that have the seration power of a steak knife ?....Yah ! Me neither.
Although there is something about retainers when they start talking dirty with them still in.
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| April 27, 2013, 06:49 |
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Re: Cool Quotes
Canadian strip joints are the best. They have the most beautiful women and since they all play hockey, most of them lose their teeth by the time they're in their teens.
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| April 28, 2013, 15:39 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 28, 2013, 15:39)Canadian strip joints are the best. They have the most beautiful women and since they all play hockey, most of them lose their teeth by the time they're in their teens.
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| April 28, 2013, 16:11 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
I always knew my parents hated me...When I was a kid, my bath toys were a toaster and radio. (Rodney Dangerfield)
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| May 2, 2013, 15:13 |
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QUOTE (GG317 @ May 2, 2013, 15:13)I always knew my parents hated me...When I was a kid, my bath toys were a toaster and radio. (Rodney Dangerfield)
He was one funny sunuvabitch. Ive run into people who have said that they never liked him, and I just cant understand that. How could anybody not love Rodney?
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| May 2, 2013, 15:22 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 2, 2013, 15:22) QUOTE (GG317 @ May 2, 2013, 15:13)I always knew my parents hated me...When I was a kid, my bath toys were a toaster and radio. (Rodney Dangerfield)
He was one funny sunuvabitch. Ive run into people who have said that they never liked him, and I just cant understand that. How could anybody not love Rodney?
Sorry, I happen to be one of those not really attuned to all things "Dangerfield". He always to me gave off such a morose type attitude even in his comedic delivery of his jokes and monologues. But to each his own.
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| May 2, 2013, 19:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart - Native American Proverb
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| May 9, 2013, 12:02 |
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