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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
If women were meant to be controlled, they would come with a remote.
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| November 4, 2014, 02:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 4, 2014, 02:46)
If women were meant to be controlled, they would come with a remote.
So that explains why all the remote cotrols in your house are missing their batteries.........I just assumed it was to power up more.....important...appliances.
I once dated a woman who always would point the remote at me, and push the "MUTE" button.
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| November 4, 2014, 04:17 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 4, 2014, 04:17) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 4, 2014, 02:46)
If women were meant to be controlled, they would come with a remote.
So that explains why all the remote cotrols in your house are missing their batteries.........I just assumed it was to power up more.....important...appliances.
I once dated a woman who always would point the remote at me, and push the "MUTE" button.
I think I married her!!!!! 
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| November 5, 2014, 23:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ November 5, 2014, 23:28) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 4, 2014, 04:17) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 4, 2014, 02:46)
If women were meant to be controlled, they would come with a remote.
So that explains why all the remote cotrols in your house are missing their batteries.........I just assumed it was to power up more.....important...appliances.
I once dated a woman who always would point the remote at me, and push the "MUTE" button.
I think I married her!!!!!
Well as I recall you spent some time up here...If it's the same woman ...she doesn't think sarcasm is funny, she thinks Allen Jackson is a new singer and John Wayne is a mans cologne, she doesn't cry when a dog dies in a movie, she thinks diesel trucks are loud ,and stink to much, and she'll cuss like a sailor right in front of your Mom.
But she was a damn looker !!!!
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| November 6, 2014, 02:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
You should quit lusting over your ex.
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| November 7, 2014, 04:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 7, 2014, 04:05)You should quit lusting over your ex.
Listen sweet cheeks....I only lust over one woman, she ain't blonde ,and she isn't self centered, and she's the best looking, and smartest woman I've ever had the pleasure of spending time with....but sometimes she's a little jealous.
But I see that as a quality ,and not a weakness...
You can press the "Mute" button at any time you'd like, just be sure the batteries are in the remote.
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| November 7, 2014, 04:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 7, 2014, 04:54) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 7, 2014, 04:05)You should quit lusting over your ex.
Listen sweet cheeks....I only lust over one woman, she ain't blonde ,and she isn't self centered, and she's the best looking, and smartest woman I've ever had the pleasure of spending time with....but sometimes she's a little jealous.
But I see that as a quality ,and not a weakness...
You can press the "Mute" button at any time you'd like, just be sure the batteries are in the remote.
oh..so YOU have that damn remote...no wonder the chat rooms revolving door is broken... 
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| November 7, 2014, 13:20 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
I spent 12 years on that side of the boarder and that sounds like her. She doesnt care for dogs and still thinks my wallet is an ATM.
LH The Trap Door has been boarded over
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| November 8, 2014, 00:24 |
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ November 8, 2014, 00:24)I spent 12 years on that side of the boarder and that sounds like her. She doesnt care for dogs and still thinks my wallet is an ATM.
LH The Trap Door has been boarded over
yeah, cuz we thought NRG dropped the remote out of his plane, but all this time, Syb had it...he was using the batteries for something else...
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| November 8, 2014, 05:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ November 8, 2014, 05:16) QUOTE (KINKYINTHEFALLS @ November 8, 2014, 00:24)I spent 12 years on that side of the boarder and that sounds like her. She doesnt care for dogs and still thinks my wallet is an ATM.
LH The Trap Door has been boarded over yeah, cuz we thought NRG dropped the remote out of his plane, but all this time, Syb had it...he was using the batteries for something else...
Don't judge me....Getting new batteries is over an hour of driving.
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| November 8, 2014, 15:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
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| November 26, 2014, 00:04 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Cool Quotes
Newton's third law of Emotion...
for every male action, there is a female over reaction.
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| December 14, 2014, 06:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 14, 2014, 06:00)Newton's third law of Emotion...
for every male action, there is a female over reaction.
I just may tattoo that on my right ass cheek... 
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| December 14, 2014, 15:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
I've been so busy I don't know if I've found a rope or lost my horse?
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| December 16, 2014, 04:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Cool Quotes
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 16, 2014, 04:33)I've been so busy I don't know if I've found a rope or lost my horse?
Now isn't that the truth.....and having said that I'll be gone for a few days.
There is something I have to attend too in the high country.
Lord I hate sleeping on the snow!
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| December 16, 2014, 16:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn't love myself."
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| January 21, 2015, 04:25 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Cool Quotes
" Happiness is just a lick away "
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| February 6, 2015, 02:03 |
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