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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Alrite where is she?
I turn my back for 5 minutes and she's gone.If you see her let me know.OK heres a breif discription of her.
She's a very good looking brunette,in shape, muscular,Rides My old harley as well as I do,is very good with weapons and can sometimes outshoot me,Is pretty tough and can handle herself in a street brawl ,can knock me on my ass when I need it,Isnt afraid to jump outta a perfectly good airplane provided we have chutes,likes treetop cruizing in helicopters ,can drive a car like she stole it,knows how to run a chainsaw,and throw hatchets,is good at pulling me behind a snowmobile on my snowboard,Is good at piloting and riding the Sail when we para-sail.She blends into the crowd like nobodys business.she can also start and drive my 18 wheeler good enough for me to sleep in the back while she's rollin.
If you see her remind her where she belongs oh and I need my Massey Ferguson keys back too.Dont try to restrain her she can be a handful.
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June 16, 2012, 12:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Alrite where is she?
I don't know what you are talking about?!
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June 16, 2012, 13:51 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Alrite where is she?
Shes been banging in my door since 4a.m., I will let her out soon. Be patient.
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June 16, 2012, 13:55 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Alrite where is she?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 16, 2012, 13:51)
I don't know what you are talking about?!
Its a discription of my dream girl
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June 16, 2012, 13:56 |
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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Alrite where is she?
QUOTE (onehornee @ June 16, 2012, 13:56) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 16, 2012, 13:51)
I don't know what you are talking about?!
Its a discription of my dream girl
Does she have a golden lasso and an invisible plane?
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June 16, 2012, 14:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Alrite where is she?
QUOTE (kamarel @ June 16, 2012, 14:27) QUOTE (onehornee @ June 16, 2012, 13:56) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 16, 2012, 13:51)
I don't know what you are talking about?!
Its a discription of my dream girl
Does she have a golden lasso and an invisible plane? Oh I know her, she can deflect fast moving objects with her wrist cuffs, and fills out a golden corset like nobody else can,just beware of trying a classic pick up line ,she knows them all and will throw you thru a plate glass window ,I'm hard headed so I survived.......Oh and One,she prefers John Deere
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June 16, 2012, 17:17 |
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onehornee
64 / male 69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Alrite where is she?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 16, 2012, 17:17) QUOTE (kamarel @ June 16, 2012, 14:27) QUOTE (onehornee @ June 16, 2012, 13:56) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 16, 2012, 13:51)
I don't know what you are talking about?!
Its a discription of my dream girl
Does she have a golden lasso and an invisible plane? Oh I know her, she can deflect fast moving objects with her wrist cuffs, and fills out a golden corset like nobody else can,just beware of trying a classic pick up line ,she knows them all and will throw you thru a plate glass window ,I'm hard headed so I survived.......Oh and One,she prefers John Deere whew lucky i have a deere too ,lol
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June 16, 2012, 19:33 |
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Re: Alrite where is she?
Petro at N. Little Rock
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June 17, 2012, 02:42 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Alrite where is she?
QUOTE (onehornee @ June 16, 2012, 12:48)I turn my back for 5 minutes and she's gone.If you see her let me know.OK heres a breif discription of her.
She's a very good looking brunette,in shape, muscular,Rides My old harley as well as I do,is very good with weapons and can sometimes outshoot me,Is pretty tough and can handle herself in a street brawl ,can knock me on my ass when I need it,Isnt afraid to jump outta a perfectly good airplane provided we have chutes,likes treetop cruizing in helicopters ,can drive a car like she stole it,knows how to run a chainsaw,and throw hatchets,is good at pulling me behind a snowmobile on my snowboard,Is good at piloting and riding the Sail when we para-sail.She blends into the crowd like nobodys business.she can also start and drive my 18 wheeler good enough for me to sleep in the back while she's rollin.
If you see her remind her where she belongs oh and I need my Massey Ferguson keys back too.Dont try to restrain her she can be a handful.
Carmen Sandeigo?...
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June 17, 2012, 12:15 |
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