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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Audit
I'm freakin' getting audited by the federal government,and when they asked how much my income was in the last seven years, I said "ya thats right I raised cattle to feed a nation,for enough money to starve myself" At which point they asked how far from town I lived so I told them the guy they send out will have to stay in a hotel an hour and a half away,there is no cell sevice of any kind, no high speed internet,and no phones. He was supposed to show up teusday,and it's now friday,do you think he may be lost? I am entered to compete in a local rodeo saturday,maybe I'll ask around when I'm in town...or maybe not
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| June 16, 2012, 00:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Audit
Let them find you, or you could flash one of your shiny rodeo belt buckles out in the sun for them to follow.
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| June 16, 2012, 00:56 |
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Re: Audit
I was auditied for '10,'09 and '08. CAme out fairly well. Nothing more than it would of been had I done them correctly the first time. Had a really good auditor though.
Is strange that the person never showed. Perhaps they changed thier minds after the no internet or phone. 
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| June 16, 2012, 02:28 |
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sexslave2
63 / male
Naugatuck, Connecticut, US
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Re: Audit
The IRS does not ever give up. I don't understand why the appointment was not kept (it is not their style). Don't fall into a false sense of security.
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| June 16, 2012, 05:16 |
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Re: Audit
Yeah, maybe they needed to find an agent with survival skills or train one before they dispatched him.
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| June 16, 2012, 11:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Audit
I think maybe a bear got'em. First thing that came to my mind, bear food.
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| June 16, 2012, 11:28 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Audit
lmao yea the grizzly may have gotten them.well if the bear has to get someone it may as well be the IRS
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| June 16, 2012, 11:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Audit
I have not even filed with the IRS in several years now, legally. I really do not have an "income" per se. But in September, going to get a big fat raise, and no job. Go figure. . But trust me, I worked my ass off for many years, mosly heavy physical and dirty work, in over 100 degrees, and sub zero degrees, some would say luck, I say turn of events, and gaining a world of wisdom from being so far down, I was looking up, to see down, with (at that time) just the clothes on my back. Not that I deserve any more than anyone else, its just what is, is. Back on topic, no audits in my future.
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| June 16, 2012, 12:18 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Audit
QUOTE (perveman @ June 16, 2012, 12:18)I have not even filed with the IRS in several years now, legally. I really do not have an "income" per se. But in September, going to get a big fat raise, and no job. Go figure. . But trust me, I worked my ass off for many years, mosly heavy physical and dirty work, in over 100 degrees, and sub zero degrees, some would say luck, I say turn of events, and gaining a world of wisdom from being so far down, I was looking up, to see down, with (at that time) just the clothes on my back. Not that I deserve any more than anyone else, its just what is, is. Back on topic, no audits in my future.
yea, just say no to audits, im sorry to hear of yours Sy,i wouldnt wish that on anyone.
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| June 16, 2012, 12:53 |
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Re: Audit
Well, the man might be missing, he may be an IRS auditor, but I'm sure he has family.
Contact the office and ask if they sent anyone, cause you're concerned about the whole bear thing. This is a two fold bit of action, one...maybe he really is a missing person, two...if he isn't missing, you wondering if a bear got'em might make them think a bit.
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| June 16, 2012, 13:03 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Audit
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 16, 2012, 13:03)Well, the man might be missing, he may be an IRS auditor, but I'm sure he has family.
Contact the office and ask if they sent anyone, cause you're concerned about the whole bear thing. This is a two fold bit of action, one...maybe he really is a missing person, two...if he isn't missing, you wondering if a bear got'em might make them think a bit.
I hear you Chazzy the bear thing is a real threat.The area bears have to roam is a real problem when its shared with human territory,and we all know grizzly's have no sense of humor..
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| June 16, 2012, 13:13 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Audit
Revenuers and tax collectors are always the most popular people to keep track of.
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| June 16, 2012, 13:49 |
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