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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Don't ask Grandma silly questions!!
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer!!!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you're a big disappointmentto me.You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?"She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney
almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:"If either of you f#ckers asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
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| June 9, 2012, 20:36 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions!!
 
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| June 9, 2012, 22:07 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions!!
LMAO!!!! Hillarious! !
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| June 10, 2012, 02:46 |
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