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Questions ya get asked
I get a laugh out of some questions. One of my favorites----
You take a laptop with you on the road?
me; No, I have one of the early IBMs, that's why I need to pull such a long trailer.
What's yours'?
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| June 8, 2012, 13:38 |
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Now that is funny!!!
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| June 8, 2012, 14:02 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Why dont you ever wear clothes? Answer: I like to see others streak. 
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| June 8, 2012, 14:20 |
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Re: Questions ya get asked
I do get asked "What do you do?" (Employment)
Right now, I am a caregiver. A 24 hour, 7 days a week job with no pay or benefits. But it is my job.
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| June 8, 2012, 14:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Questions ya get asked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 8, 2012, 14:31)I do get asked "What do you do?" (Employment)
Right now, I am a caregiver. A 24 hour, 7 days a week job with no pay or benefits. But it is my job.
A tiring, sleepless job!
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| June 8, 2012, 14:36 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Questions ya get asked
I always got "What are you anyway?" (assuming ethnic)
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| June 8, 2012, 14:37 |
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Usually by mail....
Q: "what are you wearing right now babe?"
A: Pj's. no make up and I look like hell
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| June 8, 2012, 14:38 |
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Q: Where are you from
A: My parents.
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| June 8, 2012, 14:39 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Questions ya get asked
QUOTE (josie34 @ June 8, 2012, 14:38)Usually by mail....
Q: "what are you wearing right now babe?"
A: Pj's. no make up and I look like hell
. What ARE you wearing? Betha you will never guess what I am wearing.
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| June 8, 2012, 14:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Questions ya get asked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 8, 2012, 14:31)I do get asked "What do you do?" (Employment)
Right now, I am a caregiver. A 24 hour, 7 days a week job with no pay or benefits. But it is my job.
. I sure can relate to that.
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| June 8, 2012, 14:53 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Questions ya get asked
I get asked..."Are those real?" I just smile and say..."it's all flesh on the outside!"
  
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| June 8, 2012, 17:55 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Q: Why are you so popular with the ladies?
A: No idea, I just sit here licking my eyebrows...
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| June 8, 2012, 18:52 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Questions ya get asked
QUOTE (pepper @ June 8, 2012, 17:55)
Usually I get asked Why arent you working today?Well Im the boss and feel lazy thank you very much.
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lmfao Pepper, funny I just moved a box in the bedroom and found my Ex's booby warranties,hers are all flesh on the outside too. better make sure she takes these papers,I sacreficed my 67 mustang in the persuit of boobology I have enjoyed them for 9 yrs and i consider them a fine investment..sorry  .
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| June 8, 2012, 18:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Questions ya get asked
QUOTE (pepper @ June 8, 2012, 17:55)
"are they real" quite frankly....I don't care, one of my ex girlfriends had an enhancment ,and thats what I remember in perfect detail,they were amazing,and I couldn't tell you what colour her hair or eyes were ,and the question I get asked constantly is of course "are you a cowboy ?" and I usually answer "No ,I'm the guy the cowboy works for"
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| June 8, 2012, 19:12 |
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cooter1
59 / male
Small Town, Alberta, Canada
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Re: Questions ya get asked
Always get asked
How old are you????
My reply...
Old enough to know better and young enough to do it again and again and again....
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| June 9, 2012, 04:20 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Questions ya get asked
I deliver auto parts to mechanics and get asked all the time by techs and customers alike about my beat-up old jalopy, "Does that thing have air-conditioning?" My answer, "Yea, 440." When they look confused, I add, "Four-windows-down at forty-miles-an-hour."  
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| June 9, 2012, 10:44 |
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