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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Wife doesn't use ...
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman .
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
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| June 7, 2012, 16:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
Sounds pretty accurate!
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| June 7, 2012, 16:31 |
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
Giggity!
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| June 7, 2012, 19:47 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
 
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| June 7, 2012, 21:59 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
lmfao
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| June 8, 2012, 00:28 |
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
OMG---- that's hillarious
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| June 8, 2012, 02:51 |
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maxis923
31 / male
pueblo, Colorado, US
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
like a boss lol 
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| June 25, 2012, 18:34 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: Wife doesn't use ...
LOL very good one
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| June 25, 2012, 21:27 |
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