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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Bad Day....
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!.........
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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| June 7, 2012, 16:04 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Bad Day....
Seems his day just got a little bit shorter.
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| June 7, 2012, 16:33 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Bad Day....
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| June 7, 2012, 21:55 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Bad Day....
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| June 8, 2012, 02:52 |
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