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Dont Argue With A Woman That Reads
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up along side the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? ''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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| May 30, 2012, 12:52 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Dont Argue With A Woman That Reads
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| May 30, 2012, 20:57 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Dont Argue With A Woman That Reads
lmfao free Good one..
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| May 31, 2012, 03:03 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Dont Argue With A Woman That Reads
Dammit. I hate when a lady thinks. Correctly that is.
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| May 31, 2012, 10:27 |
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