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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Your daughter is dating
There are a couple nifty little ways we, as protective daddys, can mention as HE (the date), as here is waiting for her. Ask him if believes in the here after. He will say yes. Then you explain. If he is after, what I think he is hear after, she, will be here, after he is gone. This one is my fav. Mention in passing to her date, btw way, I just got out of prison for killing a man, and I really dont mind going back. So, does anyone else have any interesting ways to get your point across to her date?
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| May 29, 2012, 00:47 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
QUOTE (perveman @ May 29, 2012, 00:47)There are a couple nifty little ways we, as protective daddys, can mention as HE (the date), as here is waiting for her. Ask him if believes in the here after. He will say yes. Then you explain. If he is after, what I think he is hear after, she, will be here, after he is gone. This one is my fav. Mention in passing to her date, btw way, I just got out of prison for killing a man, and I really dont mind going back. So, does anyone else have any interesting ways to get your point across to her date?
well perve funny you should mention it, I have lots of guns ,I love guns,I got big shotguns that look scary and make loud noises when you rack the shells through them.If you really want to excite the little bugger let him settle in and sneek off and grab your goosegun,as you sneek up on him rack the pump forward,its a great attention getter,if he isnt twitchy by now ask him if he likes guns,if so tell him 'we could go outside with this gun you and me' lol..remember dude your hanging with hillbillies and rednecks here lol and some of us are both lol
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| May 29, 2012, 04:40 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
ya do as al bundy does grab em by the neck and bounce em off the door jamb and out the door....
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| May 29, 2012, 04:58 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
Thx One and Ash. Funny how things come mind. Both my daughters are grown, gone, kids of thier own, some time ago, thought I would post this for fun.
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| May 29, 2012, 09:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
ya we had to deal with boys .....
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| May 31, 2012, 01:36 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Your daughter is dating
QUOTE (ashkats @ May 31, 2012, 01:36)ya we had to deal with boys .....
. Ya, I was the bf. My name was SPORT! And it was the filthiest word, in the english language. Been there.
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| May 31, 2012, 01:53 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
 
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| May 31, 2012, 02:00 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
Funny, my folks resolve for this was to lock me up till I was 40.
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| May 31, 2012, 03:47 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Your daughter is dating
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2012, 03:47)
Funny, my folks resolve for this was to lock me up till I was 40.
LOL well looking at your new pic, i kindof want to lock you up till your 80 in a secret location of course lol
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| May 31, 2012, 10:39 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
I once told a girlfriends daughter's boyfriend that I watched enough of CSI to bury a body without anyone finding out it was me who killed him. It didn't take. He raped her some time later after her mother and I broke up. It didn't stop me from hunting him down and beating the crap out of him though. Not one of my brightest moments...   
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| June 1, 2012, 04:28 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
Perv, I thought you would have just invited him over to your place, and told him in your naked way that you'd like to play a roving game of, "Prison Buddy" if he got out of line. Just the sight would make him think twice...  
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| June 1, 2012, 04:32 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Your daughter is dating
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 1, 2012, 04:32)Perv, I thought you would have just invited him over to your place, and told him in your naked way that you'd like to play a roving game of, "Prison Buddy" if he got out of line. Just the sight would make him think twice...
. Good one GG. Way to late now though, both daughters, and sons, grown gone, kids of thier own, I think they figured it out, lol. Just thought I would share a little "wisdom" with all.
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| June 1, 2012, 10:17 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Your daughter is dating
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 1, 2012, 04:32)Perv, I thought you would have just invited him over to your place, and told him in your naked way that you'd like to play a roving game of, "Prison Buddy" if he got out of line. Just the sight would make him think twice...
lmfao Giant..
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| June 1, 2012, 12:07 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
I don't know why but my daughter says all the kids that meet me say I'm " intimidating". And that they are scared of me. Even worse is the boys that know my sons (her 2 older brother's) . She is six years younger than my middle one and nine years younger than my oldest. My sons just look at the boys and the boys start to stutter.lol Everyone knows my sons from a very popular amusement park that my kids have worked in since they were young teenagers.Now one runs part of it and my other opened a bar/ entertainment venue in another part of it. My daughter works in yet another part. Besides several past and present girl friends work there as well. My daughter says its unfair. She said she cant go anywhere without being spotted by someone that will report back to me or her brothers and it scares the crape out of most of the boys.lmao
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| June 2, 2012, 04:17 |
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Re: Your daughter is dating
im the eldest of my dads 3 daughters none of our boyfriends have had the "jesus talk" (the if u touch my daughter ull meet jesus talk) however my one of my 15 year old sisters brought her boyfriend home and i took him to the side and said ive taken anatomy classes and ive casterated my fair share of young hogs for 4-H and would have no problem doing that to him needless to say he didnt touch her all night lol
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| June 2, 2012, 04:58 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Your daughter is dating
sport almost as bad as straight arrow....
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| June 2, 2012, 18:37 |
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