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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Not as Quick as I used to be
Last eve I decided to go goof off on the lakeshore,like any good redneck I change into my swim trunks next to my car.well had a good time goofing off,when I was done Iwent to change back into my jeans and just as a was in the middle of changing ,no clothes,a car pulls up and parks next to mine,OHH great im thinking, here comes an indecent exposure charge,wonderful!!Me setting in the front seat of my lincoln passenger side dressed like perve,oh yea,and its a lady in her upper 50's maybe,looking well kept.
Im setting there clueless what to do,so i do nothing,less covering myself with my trunks! and pretending to relax,slowly she moves off gives a smile then drives away never seeing my perdicament,thank god,Yanno i never used to have these close calls befor,or maybe I never cared,not sure which,but I think i need to rethink my roadside dressing habbits a bit better lol,sometimes change is tough but neccessary  .
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| May 25, 2012, 11:54 |
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 25, 2012, 11:54)Last eve I decided to go goof off on the lakeshore,like any good redneck I change into my swim trunks next to my car.well had a good time goofing off,when I was done Iwent to change back into my jeans and just as a was in the middle of changing ,no clothes,a car pulls up and parks next to mine,OHH great im thinking, here comes an indecent exposure charge,wonderful!!Me setting in the front seat of my lincoln passenger side dressed like perve,oh yea,and its a lady in her upper 50's maybe,looking well kept.
Im setting there clueless what to do,so i do nothing,less covering myself with my trunks! and pretending to relax,slowly she moves off gives a smile then drives away never seeing my perdicament,thank god,Yanno i never used to have these close calls befor,or maybe I never cared,not sure which,but I think i need to rethink my roadside dressing habbits a bit better lol,sometimes change is tough but neccessary .
The smile should tell ya she got a show  --Oh! MI has rednecks?
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| May 25, 2012, 13:18 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 25, 2012, 13:18) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 25, 2012, 11:54)Last eve I decided to go goof off on the lakeshore,like any good redneck I change into my swim trunks next to my car.well had a good time goofing off,when I was done Iwent to change back into my jeans and just as a was in the middle of changing ,no clothes,a car pulls up and parks next to mine,OHH great im thinking, here comes an indecent exposure charge,wonderful!!Me setting in the front seat of my lincoln passenger side dressed like perve,oh yea,and its a lady in her upper 50's maybe,looking well kept.
Im setting there clueless what to do,so i do nothing,less covering myself with my trunks! and pretending to relax,slowly she moves off gives a smile then drives away never seeing my perdicament,thank god,Yanno i never used to have these close calls befor,or maybe I never cared,not sure which,but I think i need to rethink my roadside dressing habbits a bit better lol,sometimes change is tough but neccessary .
The smile should tell ya she got a show --Oh! MI has rednecks?
LMFAO OOMG well at least One redneck anyways.hehe
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| May 25, 2012, 14:36 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
I think its a guy thing not a red neck thing. My kids were all on swim teams. I have seen all the guys change in front of everyone without even thinking about it. They had towels wrapped around them but I said one day someone will loose the towel and the school will get in trouble. The girls never did that. They always changed in the locker rooms.
A few weeks ago my son was waiting to pick someone up at a high school. He was real hot in what he was wearing so decided to change in his car.Yes he had shorts in his car like every other kid down here. He wasn't wearing underwear but figured who cares. So he changed right there outside the school (by the way the court house is next door!)I told him he better hope the cameras didn't catch him. He could be arrested for exposing himself at a school! Dumb thing to do.
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| May 25, 2012, 15:13 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 25, 2012, 15:13)I think its a guy thing not a red neck thing. My kids were all on swim teams. I have seen all the guys change in front of everyone without even thinking about it. They had towels wrapped around them but I said one day someone will loose the towel and the school will get in trouble. The girls never did that. They always changed in the locker rooms.
A few weeks ago my son was waiting to pick someone up at a high school. He was real hot in what he was wearing so decided to change in his car.Yes he had shorts in his car like every other kid down here. He wasn't wearing underwear but figured who cares. So he changed right there outside the school (by the way the court house is next door!)I told him he better hope the cameras didn't catch him. He could be arrested for exposing himself at a school! Dumb thing to do.
atta boy, Its a man thing lol
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| May 25, 2012, 16:21 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 25, 2012, 11:54)Last eve I decided to go goof off on the lakeshore,like any good redneck I change into my swim trunks next to my car.well had a good time goofing off,when I was done Iwent to change back into my jeans and just as a was in the middle of changing ,no clothes,a car pulls up and parks next to mine,OHH great im thinking, here comes an indecent exposure charge,wonderful!!Me setting in the front seat of my lincoln passenger side dressed like perve,oh yea,and its a lady in her upper 50's maybe,looking well kept.
Im setting there clueless what to do,so i do nothing,less covering myself with my trunks! and pretending to relax,slowly she moves off gives a smile then drives away never seeing my perdicament,thank god,Yanno i never used to have these close calls befor,or maybe I never cared,not sure which,but I think i need to rethink my roadside dressing habbits a bit better lol,sometimes change is tough but neccessary .
. Call me crazy, but I dont see a problem existed. What? (shugging my shoulders, slapping my fothead, rolling my eyes)
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| May 25, 2012, 18:44 |
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
Besides, if ya was quicker, those other ladies wouldn't have soaed your crotch---- 
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| May 25, 2012, 18:50 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 25, 2012, 18:50)Besides, if ya was quicker, those other ladies wouldn't have soaed your crotch----
lmao OOMG GOOD ONE.and a point well taken.lol
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| May 25, 2012, 20:11 |
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
See I would have rolled the window down and smiled wider at you 
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| May 25, 2012, 21:19 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 25, 2012, 21:19)See I would have rolled the window down and smiled wider at you
lmao Josie yea I bet,yanno it never occured to me i coulda lowered the power seat and saved some exposure .sometimes Ignorance is bliss  lol
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| May 26, 2012, 11:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
Hey One, looks like it is just you and me so far this long weekend. Sure I can mail you, but I can lie to........ah ........I mean talk to you here, just as well. We are going to need to depend on our out of country friends to help keep the forums rolling till Tuesday.
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| May 26, 2012, 11:43 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (perveman @ May 26, 2012, 11:43)Hey One, looks like it is just you and me so far this long weekend. Sure I can mail you, but I can lie to........ah ........I mean talk to you here, just as well.
lmfao perve 
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| May 26, 2012, 11:45 |
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
Well I am all alone and horny as hell . Travelling distance between us is a problem though......
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| May 26, 2012, 14:38 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet'
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| May 27, 2012, 11:42 |
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet'
Pervejet.
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| May 27, 2012, 11:44 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 11:44) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet'
Pervejet.
this is PerveAir flight 69 boarding call for flight 1 stopping in London and finalling In Kamloops BC,please feel free to bring your kinky goods to your seat with you and there is a strict no dress code to follow.please disregard the pilots lack of clothing He really an fly the plane when naked,please dont encourage him tho as it could be risky if he gets aroused anywhere near the flight stick and gets tangled with it during flight .lol
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| May 27, 2012, 11:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet'
. Its warming up in the hanger as we speak. Air Force One, aint got nothing on me. lol
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| May 27, 2012, 11:58 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (perveman @ May 27, 2012, 11:58) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet' . Its warming up in the hanger as we speak. Air Force One, aint got nothing on me. lol
picture of perve in just a helmet walking across the tarmac like independence day the movie. lol
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| May 27, 2012, 12:02 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 12:02) QUOTE (perveman @ May 27, 2012, 11:58) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet' . Its warming up in the hanger as we speak. Air Force One, aint got nothing on me. lol picture of perve in just a helmet walking across the tarmac like independence day the movie. lol
He's wearing the helmet where? 
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| May 27, 2012, 13:29 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:29) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 12:02) QUOTE (perveman @ May 27, 2012, 11:58) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:42)Story of our life HUH perve were always on the wrong side of the planet lol,have to sweet talk perve for the' Perve Air Learjet' . Its warming up in the hanger as we speak. Air Force One, aint got nothing on me. lol picture of perve in just a helmet walking across the tarmac like independence day the movie. lol
He's wearing the helmet where?
LMAO OOMG pervepilot can wear the helmet anywhere and it will still cover some part of his body.lol
hey that sounds Like a new Product..PervePilot available at bestbuy with no contract..  lol
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| May 27, 2012, 19:41 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
Note to perve: Just say no to helmets.
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| May 27, 2012, 20:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Not as Quick as I used to be
QUOTE (perveman @ May 27, 2012, 20:08)Note to perve: Just say no to helmets.
hey forgot to mention michigan dropped our helemt law this year for motorcycles.
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| May 27, 2012, 20:27 |
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