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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Tight Fitting Jeans
So as some of you know I just purchased a new GMC diesel duramax truck,and well I thought i'd put it to the test,and haul two of my bulls into auction the other day.The sale went rather well ,and I was on my way home from a little town 120 klms. away,and was thinking how easily that truck hauled over two tonnes of testosterone,thru the mountains with power to spare.suddenly my feul lite jumped on...and we cowboys aren't to quick to panic and kinda slow in the common sense department and I said"this truck is awesome,I'll make "r to the cardlock no prob.",all the while forgetting about the hill they ironically called Jackass Mountain.Well I topped that giant hill with power to spare ,and I heard a ding ding ding,and suddenly came to a powerless rolling stop......f%$%%cking truck....G$%^d%%%mn piece of shit!! so it took me a minute to comprehend that I'd run my brand new truck clean outta feul....so I donned my cowboy hat outta the back seat and grabbed my gas can out of the back and started walking the 40 klms. to the cardlock.well I'd walked maybe 500 ft. and the realization came to me"yup still kinda slow" that it was way to far,and just as I'd spun on my heel to walk back to my dead diesel ,a minivan with alaska plates whipped by me and I caught a glimpse of yellow golden hair,and thought I heard the words"holy shit a cowboy" Swallowing my pride I jogged up to the minivan and a blonde was driving sitting next to her 26 yr old brunette friend,and they kindly offered me a ride.So I grabbed the sliding door and lifted the handle ,and there in the back seat was another yellow haired girl.....now usually I'm kinda slow at reading a situation,but the thought came to me that this is very lucky indeed.So as we sped away from the site of my embarassment I asked"do you American girls always pick-up guys stranded on the side of the road?"well the brunette flipped a nailpolished thumb toward the hot little yellow haired girl in the back,that sat very close to me ,and said"it was her idea,she liked your butt" at which point I was glad I'd worn my levi's and not my work carhartts.After some introductions ,I thought I'd try my charm and asked if they'd have plans for the night?at which point they said they would gladly drive me back to my truck and follow me home,as I have numerous geust cabins and wranglers quarters.....so my question is to my American freinds on here,do any of you have relatives or kids around 24 to 27 years old, female ,and really good looking,with a fetish for tight fitting jeans on a cowboy, travelling to Alaska? ...just thought I'd ask
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| May 24, 2012, 04:21 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
How can I say this nicely? I can't, so here goes. Men are stupid!!! I have never in my life known a women (Me included) who didn't think a cowboy was hotter than anything that roamed this earth.I can't explain why and I don't know exactly what it is about them but OMG! I dated a cowboy for a while. He was a dumb as a rock but at the time I didn't care. It wasn't his mind I was interested in.My ex husband was a rodeo cowboy. He rode bulls in the rodeo. I think he had his head stepped on once to often it turned out, but that's another whole issue.
If you ever go to the rodeo just look around at the women and see if they don't just about get whiplash trying to look at the ass of every one of those guys. Especially when that ass is being rubbed because they just got thrown.I always wanted to go over and ask if they needed a hand.
How come men almost never get it even when we are almost throwing ourselves at them.Then they complain that they always have to do the pursuing. Well duh....
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| May 24, 2012, 06:02 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
And I would know something about ladies reactions to me in jeans, because.........and......GO!
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| May 24, 2012, 11:04 |
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
I know GM is cheap, but thought they could put a fuel guage in.------------
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| May 24, 2012, 12:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:30)I know GM is cheap, but thought they could put a fuel guage in.------------
. Like the lady at the gas station being told she was a quart low on oil, asked, "Did'nt they put oil in at the factory?"
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| May 24, 2012, 13:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (perveman @ May 24, 2012, 13:29) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:30)I know GM is cheap, but thought they could put a fuel guage in.------------ . Like the lady at the gas station being told she was a quart low on oil, asked, "Did'nt they put oil in at the factory?"
----or GM sending out cars without front brake pads
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| May 24, 2012, 13:44 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 24, 2012, 04:21)So as some of you know I just purchased a new GMC diesel duramax truck,and well I thought i'd put it to the test,and haul two of my bulls into auction the other day.The sale went rather well ,and I was on my way home from a little town 120 klms. away,and was thinking how easily that truck hauled over two tonnes of testosterone,thru the mountains with power to spare.suddenly my feul lite jumped on...and we cowboys aren't to quick to panic and kinda slow in the common sense department and I said"this truck is awesome,I'll make "r to the cardlock no prob.",all the while forgetting about the hill they ironically called Jackass Mountain.Well I topped that giant hill with power to spare ,and I heard a ding ding ding,and suddenly came to a powerless rolling stop......f%$%%cking truck....G$%^d%%%mn piece of shit!! so it took me a minute to comprehend that I'd run my brand new truck clean outta feul....so I donned my cowboy hat outta the back seat and grabbed my gas can ou. Great stoy Syb. Btw, did those ladies ask about me?
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| May 24, 2012, 14:01 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 13:44) QUOTE (perveman @ May 24, 2012, 13:29) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:30)I know GM is cheap, but thought they could put a fuel guage in.------------ . Like the lady at the gas station being told she was a quart low on oil, asked, "Did'nt they put oil in at the factory?"
----or GM sending out cars without front brake pads
. OOMG, GM just could not be bothered with the datails. Hell, they got 2 sets in the back, so whats the problem?
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| May 24, 2012, 14:04 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
While I'm thinking of it, I read somewhere about how women want men to wear more formfitting jeans. The article said, "Relaxed Riders are for married men , single guys should be forced to flaunt their wares too." That and something about having feelings and getting facials and such was the rest. I don't know, I can't find anything in tight jeans for the big guy I am. I guess when this diet kicks into high gear that will be another story.
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| May 24, 2012, 14:06 |
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 14:06)While I'm thinking of it, I read somewhere about how women want men to wear more formfitting jeans. The article said, "Relaxed Riders are for married men , single guys should be forced to flaunt their wares too." That and something about having feelings and getting facials and such was the rest. I don't know, I can't find anything in tight jeans for the big guy I am. I guess when this diet kicks into high gear that will be another story.
That's what I need.. Jeans that crush my nuts.
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| May 24, 2012, 15:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
well Newbs i've been called rock solid ,rock hard,but I don't remember ever being called dumb as a rock,and as for the feul gauge oomg,it was accurate,it was the computer estimating I had 80klms. left that i wrongly trusted..
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| May 24, 2012, 17:22 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 24, 2012, 17:22)well Newbs i've been called rock solid ,rock hard,but I don't remember ever being called dumb as a rock,and as for the feul gauge oomg,it was accurate,it was the computer estimating I had 80klms. left that i wrongly trusted..
lmfao Sy I have had the dumb as a rock befor you get used to it lol
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| May 24, 2012, 17:36 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy
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| May 24, 2012, 19:37 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 24, 2012, 06:02)How can I say this nicely? I can't, so here goes. Men are stupid!!!
How come men almost never get it even when we are almost throwing ourselves at them.Then they complain that they always have to do the pursuing. Well duh....
You answered your own question.
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| May 24, 2012, 21:37 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy
How do pronounce that with a drawl?
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| May 24, 2012, 21:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy
well I in fact was heading north.......your starting to kinda look familiar,are you on your way to Alaska? If so you left an earing here
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| May 25, 2012, 04:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 25, 2012, 04:08) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy well I in fact was heading north.......your starting to kinda look familiar,are you on your way to Alaska? If so you left an earing here
lmfao Sy,it sounds like you have Wranglerology figured out lol.if thers and earing there that was a well worth it ride home ..Atta boy Sybian  thats One for the northern boys ...lol
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| May 25, 2012, 10:56 |
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 24, 2012, 17:22)well Newbs i've been called rock solid ,rock hard,but I don't remember ever being called dumb as a rock,and as for the feul gauge oomg,it was accurate,it was the computer estimating I had 80klms. left that i wrongly trusted..
My '04 Monte had a similar problem but never truly relied on that anyway. The mileage and fuel added calcualtor thing is what I always use.
Those have to be off by a lot for the dealer to do anything with it. Your's may qualify..
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| May 25, 2012, 13:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 15:45) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 14:06)While I'm thinking of it, I read somewhere about how women want men to wear more formfitting jeans. The article said, "Relaxed Riders are for married men , single guys should be forced to flaunt their wares too." That and something about having feelings and getting facials and such was the rest. I don't know, I can't find anything in tight jeans for the big guy I am. I guess when this diet kicks into high gear that will be another story.
That's what I need.. Jeans that crush my nuts.
. The alternative would be, get up, walk across the room, two minutes later, your balls catch up. So I have heard. 
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| May 25, 2012, 14:45 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 25, 2012, 04:08) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy well I in fact was heading north.......your starting to kinda look familiar,are you on your way to Alaska? If so you left an earing here
I got one of those faces. I look familiar to everyone. I'd head that way but you'd probably run out of gas trying to meet me there.
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| May 25, 2012, 21:00 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 24, 2012, 21:42) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy
How do pronounce that with a drawl?
just like it's spelled, darlin'
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| May 25, 2012, 21:04 |
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Now this woman looks damn fine in a tight pair of jeans....and even better out of them....
Sorry for talking sex again, the sun has come out here and it always makes me horny lol
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| May 25, 2012, 21:21 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 25, 2012, 21:21)Now this woman looks damn fine in a tight pair of jeans....and even better out of them....
Sorry for talking sex again, the sun has come out here and it always makes me horny lol
Amen. 
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| May 25, 2012, 22:34 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 25, 2012, 21:21)Now this woman looks damn fine in a tight pair of jeans....and even better out of them....
Sorry for talking sex again, the sun has come out here and it always makes me horny lol
. Now how did she know "the sun has come out" is my middle name?
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| May 26, 2012, 00:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 25, 2012, 21:00) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 25, 2012, 04:08) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy well I in fact was heading north.......your starting to kinda look familiar,are you on your way to Alaska? If so you left an earing here
I got one of those faces. I look familiar to everyone. I'd head that way but you'd probably run out of gas trying to meet me there.
run outta gas!! what have you heard?
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| May 26, 2012, 19:59 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 19:59) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 25, 2012, 21:00) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 25, 2012, 04:08) QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 24, 2012, 19:37)Wranglerology- the study of the southside of a north bound cowboy well I in fact was heading north.......your starting to kinda look familiar,are you on your way to Alaska? If so you left an earing here
I got one of those faces. I look familiar to everyone. I'd head that way but you'd probably run out of gas trying to meet me there. run outta gas!! what have you heard?
Beans and beer fixes that.
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| May 26, 2012, 22:11 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
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| May 27, 2012, 11:58 |
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:58)bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
Blatz------ 
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| May 27, 2012, 13:10 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:10) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:58)bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
Blatz------
oh man I knew someone would pull the old blatz card lol
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| May 27, 2012, 13:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 13:14) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:10) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:58)bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
Blatz------ oh man I knew someone would pull the old blatz card lol
It stays with ya. The aftertaste lasts forever. 
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| May 27, 2012, 13:33 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:33) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 13:14) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:10) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:58)bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
Blatz------ oh man I knew someone would pull the old blatz card lol
It stays with ya. The aftertaste lasts forever.
man o man we are so far off the tight fittin jeans it smells bad lol 
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| May 27, 2012, 19:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Oky doky. I admit, I used to wear tight jeans. Back on topic. lol
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| May 27, 2012, 19:42 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
we have tight fitting chsps
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| May 27, 2012, 23:18 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 19:38) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:33) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 13:14) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 27, 2012, 13:10) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 11:58)bean N beer lol OOMG,if your more specific it can really help like pickled eggs and hamms lol
Blatz------ oh man I knew someone would pull the old blatz card lol
It stays with ya. The aftertaste lasts forever. man o man we are so far off the tight fittin jeans it smells bad lol
Blatz farts filtered thru tight fittin' jeans--------that better?
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| May 28, 2012, 00:31 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (ashkats @ May 27, 2012, 23:18)we have tight fitting chsps
I like chaps, especially when guys wear them with nothing underneath. Yep they wont be riding any horses in that outfit but they will getting a ride!
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| May 28, 2012, 07:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 07:36) QUOTE (ashkats @ May 27, 2012, 23:18)we have tight fitting chsps
I like chaps, especially when guys wear them with nothing underneath. Yep they wont be riding any horses in that outfit but they will getting a ride!
I'm with her on this....
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| May 28, 2012, 09:29 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 07:36) QUOTE (ashkats @ May 27, 2012, 23:18)we have tight fitting chsps
I like chaps, especially when guys wear them with nothing underneath. Yep they wont be riding any horses in that outfit but they will getting a ride!
holy moly newbs does this mean I have to leave my chaps with my harley when you and Kam use it,  ok but you have to use saddle soap on them when your done getting naughty with them,I can leave a set for you also Newbs lol
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| May 28, 2012, 17:06 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 28, 2012, 09:29) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 07:36) QUOTE (ashkats @ May 27, 2012, 23:18)we have tight fitting chsps
I like chaps, especially when guys wear them with nothing underneath. Yep they wont be riding any horses in that outfit but they will getting a ride!
I'm with her on this....
Ok naughty girl your gonna get biker chaps from one guy and cowboy chaps from the other one  lol
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| May 28, 2012, 17:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Hey I just realized something Sy,Does this make US(you and I) Harley Davidson and the marlboro Man lol....yanno from the movie lmfao hey wait your character was cooler lol... Dohhhh.
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| May 28, 2012, 17:10 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 28, 2012, 17:10)Hey I just realized something Sy,Does this make US(you and I) Harley Davidson and the marlboro Man lol....yanno from the movie lmfao hey wait your character was cooler lol... Dohhhh.
Never will forget the opening scene of that movie,when the stripper rips off her vest..they were both pretty damn cool if you ask me
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| May 28, 2012, 17:18 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 28, 2012, 09:29) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 07:36) QUOTE (ashkats @ May 27, 2012, 23:18)we have tight fitting chsps
I like chaps, especially when guys wear them with nothing underneath. Yep they wont be riding any horses in that outfit but they will getting a ride!
I'm with her on this....
If its got a beat.. we'll dance to it.. ,if its got a head we'll ride it
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| May 28, 2012, 17:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Pants, I dont have any on. Think I will go cook something, or f**k something, or, roll a jelly bean up an incline, or take a nap, or, or, or, just run for president. (everyone is rushing the boarders to get the hell outta here on that one) Hell, at my age (whatever WN says it is, today), does not really matter which, cant seem to cypher the difference anymore. But whatever I do, I know it will be good.
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| May 28, 2012, 17:40 |
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Well I've always had a thing for Bikers.....and riders....so boys bring it on.
And really, it doesn't matter if your Jeans are tight or not...They never stay on long around me
I do like the sound of leather slapping on skin though
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| May 28, 2012, 20:28 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Wait! There was a movie about a biker and a cowboy and I missed it? Damn it!!!!! Ok, who forgot to tell me?
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| May 28, 2012, 22:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 22:59)Wait! There was a movie about a biker and a cowboy and I missed it? Damn it!!!!! Ok, who forgot to tell me?
Well, it starred Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson. Not sure how much you missed?
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| May 29, 2012, 00:16 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 22:59)Wait! There was a movie about a biker and a cowboy and I missed it? Damn it!!!!! Ok, who forgot to tell me?
LMFAO Newbs it isnt that new a movie either.lol
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| May 29, 2012, 03:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 29, 2012, 00:16) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 28, 2012, 22:59)Wait! There was a movie about a biker and a cowboy and I missed it? Damn it!!!!! Ok, who forgot to tell me?
Well, it starred Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson. Not sure how much you missed?
HEY!!!! it's a classic
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| May 29, 2012, 17:42 |
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
I believe the title was "Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man"
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| May 29, 2012, 19:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 29, 2012, 19:12)I believe the title was "Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man"
Yes, so authentic, so real!
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| May 29, 2012, 19:43 |
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Re: Tight Fitting Jeans
Ive never actually seen it, but I remember hearing about it
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