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Man candles
Yankee Candle has come out with "man candles" The scents are 2x4, riding mower, first down and mantown.
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| May 22, 2012, 23:49 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Man candles
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 22, 2012, 23:49)Yankee Candle has come out with "man candles" The scents are 2x4, riding mower, first down and mantown.
lmfao hey wheres the used motor oil one ,or my personal fave diesel exhaust in the evening ,maybe overheated harley too lol hehe
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| May 22, 2012, 23:58 |
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 22, 2012, 23:58) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 22, 2012, 23:49)Yankee Candle has come out with "man candles" The scents are 2x4, riding mower, first down and mantown. lmfao hey wheres the used motor oil one ,or my personal fave diesel exhaust in the evening ,maybe overheated harley too lol hehe
They could make one of oil and Harley mix. 
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| May 23, 2012, 00:01 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Man candles
This was too easy. Essence of Perve. Old Spice, oops thats taken. I must admit, at times, I catch the fine arroma. Candle of Cat Litter. Now where the hell is that coming from? Ya, just a manly man here, with his Chihuahuas, and kitties. (At least all know who to scew with.)
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| May 23, 2012, 00:34 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (perveman @ May 23, 2012, 00:34)This was too easy. Essence of Perve. Old Spice, oops thats taken. I must admit, at times, I catch someone burning a candle of cat litter. Now where the hell is that coming from? Ya, just a manly man here, with his Chahuahuas, and kitties. (At least all know who to scew with.)
lmao doesnt the essence of perve come with the perve doll.
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| May 23, 2012, 00:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 23, 2012, 00:38) QUOTE (perveman @ May 23, 2012, 00:34)This was too easy. Essence of Perve. Old Spice, oops thats taken. I must admit, at times, I catch someone burning a candle of cat litter. Now where the hell is that coming from? Ya, just a manly man here, with his Chahuahuas, and kitties. (At least all know who to scew with.) lmao doesnt the essence of perve come with the perve doll.
. Ohh, yes, yes YES! Was it good for you too?
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| May 23, 2012, 00:42 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Man candles
keep them thing away from me , i just love hot wax and will have it all over the place.... 
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| May 23, 2012, 02:54 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Man candles
I just saw them talking about this on one of the late shows.I know you guys all love when we burn candles. I guess they just had to name them something that you're not to embarrassed to ask for by name.
I just get worried when guys burn candles. Most guys I know don't think about what they put the candle on or they fall asleep with the candles burning. I think we are wired differently.
I know that I have candle holders and trays of all kinds and my daughter does as well. I know what the difference between a soy and a paraffin wax candle are and know which to use for "Play".I know when to trim the wick and how long.I know the difference between the types of wicks as well as drip-less candles and regular. I can even tell you how to make a regular tapered candle into a drip-less candle. My daughter does as well . My son has ruined more candles because he never trims them. I have taken them away from him because he fell asleep with them burning (on my very expensive desk by the way) with no tray.He now has electric candles, air freshener and potpourri.My ex-husband almost set his apartment on fire with the kids in it because he fell asleep with candles burning and little kids trying to get to them. Sorry I don't trust men to have candles burning without women present.
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| May 23, 2012, 06:42 |
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Re: Man candles
Whilst I am a firm lover of most things manly....lighting a man candle sounds a little painful...
and I prefer my oil covering a guys chest mid massage whilst other less fragrant candles burn in the background
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| May 23, 2012, 09:40 |
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Re: Man candles
Yes Newbie, Jimmy Fallon did a thing about this last night. Was pretty good.
For candles, on the rare occasions I buy one, I only buy those in a glass container. No guarantee of it not starting a fire, but is less likely.
Perhaps we could get "Wicks and Sticks" to make a penis shaped candle. With wick sticking out of the pee hole.
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| May 23, 2012, 10:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Man candles
Well put Newbs...and I will say it again, men falling asleep with burning candles in the house..natural selection..or as Kam says, natural selection, dumbass
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| May 23, 2012, 17:38 |
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 23, 2012, 09:40)Whilst I am a firm lover of most things manly....lighting a man candle sounds a little painful...
and I prefer my oil covering a guys chest mid massage whilst other less fragrant candles burn in the background
That's not a candle you smell, it's what he was workin' on. 
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| May 23, 2012, 20:14 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Man candles
I'd buy a pallet of any candles that can cut the smell of my best-friend when he breaks wind. I have the unfortunate task of working with an over-achiever methane factory, with the valve turned on high, and bolted open, run for cover, all you can say is, "God, what did you eat!", o-factory nose shriveler!...It's either that or I'm going to knock him out and have his ass sewn shut!... 
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| May 24, 2012, 05:33 |
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 05:33)I'd buy a pallet of any candles that can cut the smell of my best-friend when he breaks wind. I have the unfortunate task of working with an over-achiever methane factory, with the valve turned on high, and bolted open, run for cover, all you can say is, "God, what did you eat!", o-factory nose shriveler!...It's either that or I'm going to knock him out and have his ass sewn shut!...
Superglue
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| May 24, 2012, 12:31 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:31) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 05:33)I'd buy a pallet of any candles that can cut the smell of my best-friend when he breaks wind. I have the unfortunate task of working with an over-achiever methane factory, with the valve turned on high, and bolted open, run for cover, all you can say is, "God, what did you eat!", o-factory nose shriveler!...It's either that or I'm going to knock him out and have his ass sewn shut!...
Superglue
In his oatmeal...PERFECT!!!...Thanks.
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| May 24, 2012, 13:54 |
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QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 13:54) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:31) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 05:33)I'd buy a pallet of any candles that can cut the smell of my best-friend when he breaks wind. I have the unfortunate task of working with an over-achiever methane factory, with the valve turned on high, and bolted open, run for cover, all you can say is, "God, what did you eat!", o-factory nose shriveler!...It's either that or I'm going to knock him out and have his ass sewn shut!...
Superglue
In his oatmeal...PERFECT!!!...Thanks.
Always glad to help
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| May 24, 2012, 13:56 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 13:56) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 13:54) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 24, 2012, 12:31) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 05:33)I'd buy a pallet of any candles that can cut the smell of my best-friend when he breaks wind. I have the unfortunate task of working with an over-achiever methane factory, with the valve turned on high, and bolted open, run for cover, all you can say is, "God, what did you eat!", o-factory nose shriveler!...It's either that or I'm going to knock him out and have his ass sewn shut!...
Superglue
In his oatmeal...PERFECT!!!...Thanks.
Always glad to help
lmfao giant you need the mask of doom candleset
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| May 24, 2012, 18:09 |
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Re: Man candles
He's really Skeletor?
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| May 24, 2012, 22:59 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Man candles
man candles, nothing but the campfire for the man cave, they give Peace ,comfort and security.....
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| May 24, 2012, 23:42 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (ashkats @ May 24, 2012, 23:42)man candles, nothing but the campfire for the man cave, they give Peace ,comfort and security.....
oh man count me in ill take 5 orders, of campfire for the mancave lol.chicks really dig that burnt animal hide scent..
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| May 25, 2012, 12:37 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Man candles
OMG onehornee.lmao
I think of the smell of burning wood at a campfire not burning animal hide. What kind of women are you hanging out with?
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| May 25, 2012, 14:47 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 25, 2012, 14:47)OMG onehornee.lmao
I think of the smell of burning wood at a campfire not burning animal hide. What kind of women are you hanging out with?
lmfao I am in tears Newbs Did i say animal hide out loud lol
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| May 25, 2012, 16:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 25, 2012, 16:36) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 25, 2012, 14:47)OMG onehornee.lmao
I think of the smell of burning wood at a campfire not burning animal hide. What kind of women are you hanging out with? lmfao I am in tears Newbs Did i say animal hide out loud lol
Nothin' like the smell of skunk on an open fire.
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| May 25, 2012, 17:02 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Man candles
hey they made candles that way ... read my side of the mointain. they use a clam shell and a deerskin wick and deer fat for wax....hummm mancave
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| May 26, 2012, 01:08 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (ashkats @ May 26, 2012, 01:08)hey they made candles that way ... read my side of the mointain. they use a clam shell and a deerskin wick and deer fat for wax....hummm mancave
I like the way you guys think are we kin?lol,this fits in with my bigfoot in the wild lifestyle lol..
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| May 26, 2012, 11:19 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Man candles
seen a lot of them jar candles we were getting burn right down the center and thm break. i guess it depends on the wicks , alot of them are just cheap. think they were from fleet farm 4 for 5 buck . not so nice a gift
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| May 26, 2012, 15:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 25, 2012, 14:47)OMG onehornee.lmao
I think of the smell of burning wood at a campfire not burning animal hide. What kind of women are you hanging out with?
Northern Canadians , you just have to ignore the moustache,and missing teeth
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| May 26, 2012, 20:11 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Man candles
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 20:11) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 25, 2012, 14:47)OMG onehornee.lmao
I think of the smell of burning wood at a campfire not burning animal hide. What kind of women are you hanging out with? Northern Canadians , you just have to ignore the moustache,and missing teeth
OMG between newbs and sy I'm laughing to tears here.Lmfao
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| May 27, 2012, 00:37 |
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