When I was coming up, groupies kept stealing my virginity. Note to self: Google groupies, virginit/recovery methods. I'm good.

I took some orange contstruction cones once it seems for a friend. I don't know why he didn't take them, he was there.

I collect sometimes, restuarant cutlery. Still have the Outback knife from my birthday dinner many years ago. This one is wooden, the new ones are plastic. And a few glasses and plates when I waitress at the Country Club.

Oh, and I guess finally, table and chairs from the days bartending at Sandy Bottoms.

In my young and stupid days, the local newspaper printed a story about a scarecrow that couldn't be stolen. The huge color picture displayed on the front page showed, two Doberman dogs looking vicious. All I could think was, "they are asking me to try, yep, that's what they're doing..." Like Tom Cruise in those Mission Impossible movies I planned out and extricated the dummy from the front porch, with ultra- precision. None of my posse were hurt in the heist, and the dogs made out like bandits, with the steaks I bought them. I didn't see a follow up story in the paper the next day. I wonder why?...

In my young and stupid days, the local newspaper printed a story about a scarecrow that couldn't be stolen. The huge color picture displayed on the front page showed, two Doberman dogs looking vicious. All I could think was, "they are asking me to try, yep, that's what they're doing..." Like Tom Cruise in those Mission Impossible movies I planned out and extricated the dummy from the front porch, with ultra- precision. None of my posse were hurt in the heist, and the dogs made out like bandits, with the steaks I bought them. I didn't see a follow up story in the paper the next day. I wonder why?...

My Brother in law once brought me a construction barricade with the flashing light--took two years for the dam battery to die!

My Brother in law once brought me a construction barricade with the flashing light--took two years for the dam battery to die!

  QUOTE (pepper @ May 23, 2012, 18:48)



WOW! What is the name of those batteries?!

  QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 23, 2012, 06:19)


Why did they need Doberman"s and a scarecrow? Were the Doberman's for the scarecrow?

My Brother in law once brought me a construction barricade with the flashing light--took two years for the dam battery to die!

  QUOTE (pepper @ May 23, 2012, 18:48)
I had a stolen raod barrakade like that too, it flashed in my shop for a very long time agravating the shit outta me, On the other hand my emergency beacon for my boat,that battery only lasted over a year,yay for water saftey devices i guess

  QUOTE (onehornee @ May 24, 2012, 18:18)


I and my posse once stole fifty of those barricades and set them up in a hated kids parents driveway at 2am. It looked pretty funny and I can only imagine the surprise they got the next day...

  QUOTE (pepper @ May 23, 2012, 18:48)
I had a stolen raod barrakade like that too, it flashed in my shop for a very long time agravating the shit outta me, On the other hand my emergency beacon for my boat,that battery only lasted over a year,yay for water saftey devices i guess

was watching survivor dud the other night they dumped him in the golf with a survival raft off a yacht ,cost 5 grand i guess they said, the floor leaked water in it , so you were sitting in water the whole time and had to bail out, the roof was so so...and blue to keep ya from getting the wave effect.. he ended up on some sand bar with coconuts and so on... tom hanks had it made

The anchor was found and is being returned to Long John Silvers. Amazingly, now they claim it weighs 100 lbs.--hehe

The LJF manager said that they are going to install a camera to watch it. I'd think they'd weld a couple of rods on it and set thosoe in concrete.

Sure, fasten it down...but keep those cameras running, we need the youtube content.

(and I do love catching episodes of "Worlds Dumbest Criminals" when I can"

All that takes footage!