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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
I think I'd better oil up some of my old rodeo gear, this may get a little rough for a farmboy
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| May 26, 2012, 20:46 |
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 20:46)I think I'd better oil up some of my old rodeo gear, this may get a little rough for a farmboy
You planning on riding me that hard? I'm packing for the Airport now.....lol
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| May 26, 2012, 20:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 26, 2012, 20:48) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 20:46)I think I'd better oil up some of my old rodeo gear, this may get a little rough for a farmboy
You planning on riding me that hard? I'm packing for the Airport now.....lol
remember the airport is in Vancouver ...CANADA...and 5 and 1/2 hours south of me ..not, VANCOUVER WASHINGTON
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| May 26, 2012, 20:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
See you guys later i've a long drive ahead of me
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| May 26, 2012, 20:56 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 20:54) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 26, 2012, 20:48) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 20:46)I think I'd better oil up some of my old rodeo gear, this may get a little rough for a farmboy
You planning on riding me that hard? I'm packing for the Airport now.....lol remember the airport is in Vancouver ...CANADA...and 5 and 1/2 hours south of me ..not, VANCOUVER WASHINGTON
I've been to Canada just not there.....It snowed I seem to remember
If it's that far I may have to stay for a while...
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| May 26, 2012, 20:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
I'll have an extra key cut for the front gate,I don't have a need to lock my front door,and it's very hot right now.....
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| May 26, 2012, 21:01 |
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 21:01)I'll have an extra key cut for the front gate,I don't have a need to lock my front door,and it's very hot right now.....
I'm very hot right now.....
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| May 26, 2012, 22:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 26, 2012, 22:19) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 21:01)I'll have an extra key cut for the front gate,I don't have a need to lock my front door,and it's very hot right now.....
I'm very hot right now.....
Good! because if you stay long enough we will have alot of hay to stack in the barn.
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| May 26, 2012, 23:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 23:01) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 26, 2012, 22:19) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 26, 2012, 21:01)I'll have an extra key cut for the front gate,I don't have a need to lock my front door,and it's very hot right now.....
I'm very hot right now.....
Good! because if you stay long enough we will have alot of hay to stack in the barn.
I'm hoping thats code for something dirtier than just stacking hay...but I doubt it
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| May 26, 2012, 23:29 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
.Ok I understood most of what was said on here. The only exception is something about doing a bsa on a table.Since. you are talking about motors and such,I asssume you are not meaning boy scouts of America. Lol. I grew up with brothers and parents that didn't care if you were male or female when it came to basic knowledge you needed to get by in this world. I helped my family with building boat engines as well as car engines.I couldn't do it myself but I know enough to fill my oil and known if a mechanic is billshitting.I. also knew that when I broke a belt I could probably get to the main road with a pair of pantyhose. On the car not me! I made sure all my kids know the basics or they would not be allowed out of the driveway.Mechanics these days are more about computer knowledge.
As for Josie, as I read these posts I reminds me why we miss you.
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| May 26, 2012, 23:29 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
If I were to butt in, which I would never do, thats a ha ha. Syb, if you plan in mounting that little philly, ya better sinch everything tight, and hold on with both hands. You would be in for a rough ride. OOOOUCH! I believe thats still a wild piece if livestock. Oh, and if you spot a heffer, that would be my x. I would steer clear of that. You will know her, she will be the one with heaviest body hair. 
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| May 27, 2012, 00:42 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 26, 2012, 23:29).Ok I understood most of what was said on here. The only exception is something about doing a bsa on a table.Since. you are talking about motors and such,I asssume you are not meaning boy scouts of America. Lol. I grew up with brothers and parents that didn't care if you were male or female when it came to basic knowledge you needed to get by in this world. I helped my family with building boat engines as well as car engines.I couldn't do it myself but I know enough to fill my oil and known if a mechanic is billshitting.I. also knew that when I broke a belt I could probably get to the main road with a pair of pantyhose. On the car not me! I made sure all my kids know the basics or they would not be allowed out of the driveway.Mechanics these days are more about computer knowledge.
As for Josie, as I read these posts I reminds me why we miss you.
LOL newbs I'm not sure what that bsa was but I have a bsa motorcycle in my barn lol.and I agree josie is definetly a welcome site in here .go josie 
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| May 27, 2012, 00:43 |
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 00:43) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 26, 2012, 23:29).Ok I understood most of what was said on here. The only exception is something about doing a bsa on a table.Since. you are talking about motors and such,I asssume you are not meaning boy scouts of America. Lol. I grew up with brothers and parents that didn't care if you were male or female when it came to basic knowledge you needed to get by in this world. I helped my family with building boat engines as well as car engines.I couldn't do it myself but I know enough to fill my oil and known if a mechanic is billshitting.I. also knew that when I broke a belt I could probably get to the main road with a pair of pantyhose. On the car not me! I made sure all my kids know the basics or they would not be allowed out of the driveway.Mechanics these days are more about computer knowledge.
As for Josie, as I read these posts I reminds me why we miss you.
LOL newbs I'm not sure what that bsa was but I have a bsa motorcycle in my barn lol.and I agree josie is definetly a welcome site in here .go josie
why thank you Kind Sir......I will go all night just for you
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| May 28, 2012, 09:30 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 28, 2012, 09:30) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 27, 2012, 00:43) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 26, 2012, 23:29).Ok I understood most of what was said on here. The only exception is something about doing a bsa on a table.Since. you are talking about motors and such,I asssume you are not meaning boy scouts of America. Lol. I grew up with brothers and parents that didn't care if you were male or female when it came to basic knowledge you needed to get by in this world. I helped my family with building boat engines as well as car engines.I couldn't do it myself but I know enough to fill my oil and known if a mechanic is billshitting.I. also knew that when I broke a belt I could probably get to the main road with a pair of pantyhose. On the car not me! I made sure all my kids know the basics or they would not be allowed out of the driveway.Mechanics these days are more about computer knowledge.
As for Josie, as I read these posts I reminds me why we miss you.
LOL newbs I'm not sure what that bsa was but I have a bsa motorcycle in my barn lol.and I agree josie is definetly a welcome site in here .go josie
why thank you Kind Sir......I will go all night just for you
Oh My,I cant believe I missed this post,I am slipping, Whew go all night for me wooohoooo.  you have to be careful around us hillbillies.we got lotsa kin to help hold you down.    3some .gif"> lol
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| May 28, 2012, 17:00 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
Oh My,I cant believe I missed this post,I am slipping, Whew go all night for me wooohoooo. you have to be careful around us hillbillies.we got lotsa kin to help hold you down. 3some .gif"> lol
But.....I kinda like that idea......
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| May 28, 2012, 20:20 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 28, 2012, 20:20)
Oh My,I cant believe I missed this post,I am slipping, Whew go all night for me wooohoooo. you have to be careful around us hillbillies.we got lotsa kin to help hold you down. 3some .gif"> lol
But.....I kinda like that idea......
dont forget My kinky furniture lol, OOMG has named it the GYNODYNO,and i think it fits. perhaps we will have to sacrifice you to the GYNODYNO lol  dont forget if Kam handles the terms of securement as Im sure he will you will be Doomed for sacrefice..  we can make acarnival ride of it,,, STEP right up for the Terms of Securement Ride on the GYNODYNO..cum one and all .lol  
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| May 29, 2012, 04:09 |
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine.....
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| May 29, 2012, 11:58 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine.....
LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol
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| May 29, 2012, 12:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 29, 2012, 12:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine..... LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol
. Ok, got my opening, even though  . Watched a bio of Johnny Carson the other day. Guy was in the dentists office, and said "I would rather have a baby, than have a tooth pulled." Dentisr says "Well, make up your mind, I will have to ajust the chair."
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| May 29, 2012, 12:36 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (perveman @ May 29, 2012, 12:36) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 29, 2012, 12:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine..... LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol . Ok, got my opening, even though . Watched a bio of Johnny Carson the other day. Guy was in the dentists office, and said "I would rather have a baby, than have a tooth pulled." Dentisr says "Well, make up your mind, I will have to ajust the chair."
lmfao Perve Yea the GYNODYNO does that too,it leans and raises and what not, I couldnt just let them discard it,its way to usable for that lol.. make up your mind ill have to adjust it lmfao
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| May 29, 2012, 12:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
Thought you would enjot that little ditty, One.
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| May 29, 2012, 12:50 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 29, 2012, 12:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine..... LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol
I need one of those.
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| May 29, 2012, 22:36 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 29, 2012, 22:36) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 29, 2012, 12:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine..... LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol
I need one of those.
lmfao Mr Gadget
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| May 30, 2012, 03:00 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 30, 2012, 03:00) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 29, 2012, 22:36) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 29, 2012, 12:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 29, 2012, 11:58)OK it is offical now - Can I pretty please see pics of this machine..... LMFAO Josie yes ill send you one but Im sorry It will have to wait till I get back home as I am traveling right now and will have to dig it out of the 'Cave of wonders' As my niece calls it then take a pic lol, its really just an OLD Doctors table with styrups for female checkups and or whatever with a lift base and a bunch of cranks and doo dads on it lol
I need one of those. lmfao Mr Gadget
I think every good home should cum with one as standard
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| May 30, 2012, 07:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
I really think you should check out the Canadian household...... we need something to keep us warm thru the winter,as long as One doesnt "help" himself to the equipment.
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| May 30, 2012, 16:04 |
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm..
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| May 30, 2012, 18:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
Pray tell, what type of oven do you have? In Tucson, we just pile up rocks just right, and let the sun heat them, and there ya go. (the sun is free)
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| May 30, 2012, 19:18 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 18:20)Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm..
you can never have to many of those.
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| May 30, 2012, 21:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 18:20)Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm..
Now thats what I call a toaster oven!!
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| May 30, 2012, 21:50 |
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2012, 21:50) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 18:20)Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm.. Now thats what I call a toaster oven!!
It's more like a slow steam 
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| May 30, 2012, 22:49 |
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Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 30, 2012, 21:44) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 18:20)Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm..
you can never have to many of those.
and what would you do with a dozen of them........?
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| May 30, 2012, 22:50 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2012, 16:04)I really think you should check out the Canadian household...... we need something to keep us warm thru the winter,as long as One doesnt "help" himself to the equipment.
Lmfao Sy,ok i will quit pilfering your Goods Man.
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| May 31, 2012, 02:30 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 22:50) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 30, 2012, 21:44) QUOTE (josie34 @ May 30, 2012, 18:20)Would I be useful over winter then? I do come with a built in little oven that things can be put into to keep warm..
you can never have to many of those.
and what would you do with a dozen of them........?
omg Josie your an oven ,warmer and toaster oven,and I can put things in to keep them warm,, LMFAO woohooo ,and a dozen lol  .well if a had a dozen of those, i would maybe need help lifting my geritol jar,afterward lol,, HElp Sy, im feeling old and weak..lol One runs up to SY and slaps his hand like a wrestler does TAG TEAM lol
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| May 31, 2012, 02:34 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
well I found the table of diabolical pleasure,man that sucker is heavy,I cant locate the stirups yet though hope fully they are just laying behind stuff,gonna need a wrecker to move that bugger to photograph it tho.Gonna move it to the shop so i can cause a scene when people stop by lol
this table needs a cooler name maybe we should have a name that sex table thread.  .
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| May 31, 2012, 17:12 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 31, 2012, 17:12)well I found the table of diabolical pleasure,man that sucker is heavy,I cant locate the stirups yet though hope fully they are just laying behind stuff,gonna need a wrecker to move that bugger to photograph it tho.Gonna move it to the shop so i can cause a scene when people stop by lol
this table needs a cooler name maybe we should have a name that sex table thread. .
HMMMM....sounds like a backwoods pecker wrecker..just set it next to the cement pond,and invite Elly May and Jethro
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| May 31, 2012, 17:44 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
my bed i guess though if i had the money and my own place i'd have a entire room with toys and stuff along that matter lol
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| June 1, 2012, 01:57 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (thechunkyone @ June 1, 2012, 01:57)my bed i guess though if i had the money and my own place i'd have a entire room with toys and stuff along that matter lol
Really, what kind of bed and what kind of toys?
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| June 1, 2012, 03:33 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: SO whats the Kinkiest furniture you have in your house
QUOTE (thechunkyone @ June 1, 2012, 01:57)my bed i guess though if i had the money and my own place i'd have a entire room with toys and stuff along that matter lol
. Hey Chunkster, long time, no hear.
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