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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Will Rogers
Will Rogers, an Oklahoman who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n
puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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| May 20, 2012, 05:59 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Will Rogers
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| May 20, 2012, 09:54 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Will Rogers
Thats a cool post all except this little diddle
8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
I happen to have done this being a farmer,and steriotypical hick.let me give you some details of this wonderous event
Wow gotta pee really bad, oh cool woods on the side of the road,ill just whip over and run into the brush and let it fly..
As I whipped it out began to pee i noticed the fence,oh shit weed burner, they are intense.my stream grazed the fence, pow all the sudden it was drawn majically to the fence,and yes it was on,well if you know anything about current it seeks the nearest path to ground,yup thats all the way through your body,but gets better hey im holding that thing so the current cant decide witch way to leave,and spends some time in me.The center of my universe is the burning current blasting up my pee stream, causing what seemed to be the feeling of a lightning bolt through my weener, testicles and crotch region..not really sure if anyone passing by noticed my seazure next to my truck as I fought to escape the fence,who would know whn you in the fight of your life to save your junk,always thought peeing only took a second until this event, I couldnt stop peeing for like FOREVER,once I finally stopped I fell to the ground weener and all things in close proximity felt like they were gone.was afraid to look down and couldnt feel anything in my midsection.after i got enough courage to look down and seen I still had a weener, I stumbled my way back to my truck and sat there thinking how genious that was,tryed to light a cigarette 5 times was shaking to much kept dropping it.took about 3 weeks to get a hardon after that.glad my testicles didnt explode.never had any biologiacal kids think this may be why ,, whew my weener hurts just remembering this thanks Kiss for this trip down memory lane lol..sorry i strayed off topic.. gotta go turn off all the electronics in my house now lol.  ...
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| May 20, 2012, 13:29 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Will Rogers
Oh My Gosh! I am SO SORRY! Although I laughed, I cannot imagine. That is surely one for the books, and reminds me of a story of "A Man and his Taser". I'll have to send it to you.
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| May 20, 2012, 13:36 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Will Rogers
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 20, 2012, 13:36)Oh My Gosh! I am SO SORRY! Although I laughed, I cannot imagine. That is surely one for the books, and reminds me of a story of "A Man and his Taser". I'll have to send it to you.
ow yea As i typed this I felt the pain and yes i was in tears after i proof read this ,lol tazer, ahhhh that would vaporize a willy gulp,if your holding a tazer you are the master!!  please dont shoot ill do anything you want lol 
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| May 20, 2012, 13:42 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Will Rogers
OUCH!
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| May 21, 2012, 00:29 |
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Re: Will Rogers
Good news is that ya shouldn't of had to pee for a long time. The other good news is--I bet ya look before going on the side of the road now. 
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| May 21, 2012, 12:15 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Will Rogers
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 21, 2012, 12:15)Good news is that ya shouldn't of had to pee for a long time. The other good news is--I bet ya look before going on the side of the road now.
LMFAO OOMG,yea Its a wonder how your observation skills all the sudden become way more accute.lol,just say no to weed burners lol..and Not having to pee for a long time after wasnt the only side effect lol ok TMI... 
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| May 21, 2012, 14:38 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Will Rogers
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.
this should be in a everything you need to know about woman your manual.lol
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| May 21, 2012, 14:42 |
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